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mrbodget
50 minutes ago
Straight Male, 57
United Kingdom

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We are going there next weekend 5,6July. Wife wont do anything but may watch if I take her by accident past any couples.

Watching a woman have a pee. Either on the toilet ( that sound ) or squatting and peeing hearing a big hiss.

Or over me and I lick up her pee drips.

I consider it to be the right thing to do to a woman. I love going down on them.

My o/h doesnt seem to like me doing it on her anymore.

She has only sucked me once in 30plus years.

I think sex isnt high on my wifes needs. She only likes it once a week. Me I would like it 2/3 times.

She's working from home today and despite my hints she ignores me.

In bed with my wife its more about masterbation then sex. She loves it when I wank onto her pussy lips and clit. When she cums its too much for and pushes me off then tells me to wank myself off so she cam see my cum shoot out.

In our touring caravan last night my wife was rubbing her 36G tits and rubbing her pussy through her knickers while I'm stood wanking for her.

My o/h loves it when I tickle her clit with my cock prefers it that way rather then a full penatration.

It can spoil a story sometimes but in general  its not a big problem. I rely on spell check but even then I may miss some of us are perfect.

Not a sexless marriage but  a low quantity in sex. I've tried many things including talking  to her toys underwear etc. I try to do as much housework as it can be possible to do. 

The love is there just her general lack of desire for sex. Wanking is my main release to keep me going. 

can only echo what others have said w oman in trousers is very enticing i love walking behind and viewing the knicker line on a womans ass under her trousers. feels twice as nice when i put my hand over the wifes ass while out walking if she is wearing trousers
i admit i done it just a few years ago when i admitted it it led to us swapping on a few ocaisions .why did i do it because i found it a thrill and massive turn on to do it also as i got something i didnt and wont get at home
i always find it depends on what shift i am doing on a 12 hr night shift this week and wake up after 6 hrs and am ready to get up but if it's earlys 7/8 hrs sleep and still cant wake up as refreshed as i do with a night shift sleep
i dont enjoy the south ak humor too much but bits i have seen are good too much fing in it for my likeing spoils the film in my view
my name stems from my genral bodging of anything diy and also that i genraly bodge things up say something in the wrong place at the wrong time
what we want and what we get are 2 differant things :idea: engage brain when next asking try using it
sprouts are for every sunday dinner not just christmas !!!
mamrite is an artiffical product got relatives that live near a marmite factory and the smell is revolting sprouts are a natrul vegtable
caution contents may be hot not much point in having cold coffee
master 55 hit the nail right on its head beaching is the cause of our traffic problems today .the closer of the branch lines in the 60's and the later goverments selling the land off for housing .the then population boom has all resulted in more lorries and cars on the roads and less trains to cope with the passengers who are now fed up with the roads
there is no quick fix to the overall problem it's been building up for years and will take years to go away . me personally i dont think more roads is the option more trains and more old railway lines reopening is the solution
i know of a colleage who has had many a fine ride in the cab of a certain type of loco with a certain female while driving train (non passenger) new meaning of entering her tunnel and express delivery
virgin trains can be quite roomy if you use the toilets as for in the train it's self you could have a lot of unwilling voyare's hst sets are a bit crammped as are most of the sprinter type unit's not very clean either . used to work the rush hour out of london assisting with tickets never been lucky enough to come across any fun going .but if you want to drop by the yard next week on nights i'm sure you could have some fun on a train there :P
biggrin in a family changing room at a swimming pool hasten to add we was the only couple in the room no kids presant . on a baby changing unit free standing thing . perfect height for both of us .another is in a car park of a large park late eve with other courting couples and during daytime in the woods of same park
hi there i'm free tuesday day time if you fancey breaking me in mid 30's and up for a laugh biggrin
drivers who drive right up your arse on the road
teenagers on their hairdryer sounding mopeds who think they are gods gift as they do 25mph hunched over the bike
people who dont let you turn right in a traffic jam mad
policeman who park outside my house and go off to work for there shift :x :x
well my wife is a tight fit and its very enjoyable although tricky to get in to at first but i have a friend who is as she said well used and i slide in there no trouble but she does use her iner muscles very well
there is a chat meet in the area the same weekend if the antics of the chat room are anything to go by then you lot may have a run for your money lol
will be in croydon that weekend dont think wife is keen on the idea :cry: