What have Mrs Clegg, Gordon and Cameron got in common?
They all know what Nicks cock tastes like
(you didnt specify that the jokes should be good or in good taste)
why is it shrivelled up like a cocktail sausage?
its always been that way.
you can mount me any time trix :-D:-D:-D
boing boing? isnt that how you hurt your knee?
whats your party trick?
white sports socks pulled up high.
and if trixies lips be dry i know what to do........... mmm mmm mmmmmmm
your more than welcome to snog trixie in front of me as long as i get to snog trixie too x x x
Talking to the telly as though it can hear you..... screams old to me, i have to fight the urge to do it all the time.
as for the nasal hair trimmers i have been doing that since i was 27 so that doesnt count for me i guess x
No problems Gillian I will be bad as requested xxx Your having more than just a hug xxx
can you squeeze me in please, promise i will be good........
missed it!! bugger maybe next time eh?
back up and running now, would love to join you all please add me x
Please add me in too Scar, my first munch so please be gentle with me
i keep getting a message to my mail account saying i have mail and that i should log on but when i do there is nothing here.
is it just me that its happening to? i have reported it but it still kepps happening
bit late with my reply i know but i have been lucky enough to find a single female to take dogging.
met in a pub near her home first she decided she trusted me and away we went.
good night was had by all and we did meet up a couple of times more, but as said before she was either very good judge of character or very stupid, and there are some jerks out there who had to be put back in there box when they mis-behaved.
personally in the cold light of day i think she was a bit foolish to trust a stranger to both look after her and look out for her.
but hey i had a good time
thanks for that sparking.
ive just noticed that not only am i newbie to clubs but this site too........ i am on here free, managed to hook up with a few couples and amazingly a single woman too, have been a member for about two years.
yet i am listed as being on here since dec 05??????
like bealano have only ever met at a pub and like he says the buzz is amazing. as for going to a club, i have bailed out after sitting outside in car for half an hour too many times. has anyone on here got any advice for a club newbie.