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mrmnmrsg
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 60
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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Sexlightened
Anyone else there at the same time, we go 31/7 - 14/8 staying at Kings Paradise Club, drop us a note if you fancy meeting for a drinkie poos
Sexlightened
hi all,
We're off to The Sultan Gardens Hotel in Sharm Egypt on 26th July 15 for 7 days, anyone else around there, we could meet up for some all inclusive drinks ... lol:bounce:
Sexlightened
Quote by Paddy

Toot's why wait, when the future is already here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/mobile/android.html
Don't ban me lol

I have to agree with Paddy, I had an iphone, gave it away and went back to HTC, they rock lol
Sexlightened
Blimey and there was MrM thinking he was the only one, he doesn't like mayo, dressings, tomatoes and seems to have the same problem as you, he was in a well known bakers in this part of the world, asking, does that have mayo, and this one and what about that, actually do you have any sandwiches without mayo?, No,?.. typical
We were in the local having a meal last week end, he smelt the mayo they had snuk in the bun before he'd even cut or bitten into it, the meal went straight back to the kitchen.
Sexlightened
Quote by twos_company
just had a log burner put in with flu pipe,
q is what fuel do we use to try n keep it smoke less????
find with logs when dry that we can snell burnt wood on green out front.
and don t want upset peeps.

Multi fuel's the way forward lol
Sexlightened
Have you a Wii, then go get the 'We dare' game, that'll get the evening off with a bang !!
Sexlightened
Quote by duncanlondon
Thank god crocks have died off!

If you go camping they're not.... and that's in a tent or caravan they haven't .. not mincing around in town lol
Sexlightened
Uggs are not the real in thing, boots from LFA, Love From Australia are the best !! have a look on google , ... I think
Sexlightened
Quote by Jazzy-Smiler
Hello every one,
i went to the dentist last week for a check up and was told by the dentist after a x-ray that it would be advisable to have one of my lower rear teeth extracted or that i could opt for root canal treatment. But what i still cant understand is that the tooth which has been identified by the dentist has never given me any problems what so ever.:shock:
has any one had either done and which is least pain full ?

MrM's last root canal/crown lasted over 20 yrs, he went to the dentist last week because of pain and was told it'd cost over £300 to correct it, they use new RC treatment now or £29 to take it out ...... gummy man now lol
Sexlightened
Quote by little gem
I regret making the effort to do my hair and look extra especially nice this year.
I've only ever been on one or two nights out with my own team, I usually gatecrash the one with my friends or at least people I like and want to sit down to eat with. My team are uncouth and aggressive drunks. Not fun.

You guys can come to our party anytime flipa
Sexlightened
Quote by Leics
I was hoping mrs Leics brought back a lady from her works do :twisted:

Would like to bring mrs Leics back from our one :bounce:
Sexlightened
We're off out tonight but'll be back around mid night and was wondering if there were any locaish full bi single guys under 45 yrs of age, mid 30's would be better, who if we get back in time might like to pop over for some full on bi fun.
As said we're off out and will check our messages when we're back and invite someone over.
Hopefully chat and meet soon, all messages without a face pic'll be binned, no curious guys, we like to know we're going to have fun.
G&M
xx
Sexlightened
The 1st bi single guy we met clearly wasn't and spoilt the fun, so we descided that if single guys are genuine they'd not mind chatting for a while and take the pace of mrsg being sure we were going to have a real mmf 3sum, so far we've been right and had fun with the single bi guys we have met, so any single bi's M or F's and of course cpls, drop us a line...
Sexlightened
Yes that's right,all you SINGLE bi, not curious guys, I MrM have been tasked with finding a nice bi guy for Mrs G and me to enjoy.
We're looking for someone not over the age of 45 who are fairly local, who can pop over with planning and not just at the drop of a hat, although there maybe times when we'd want you to come round for an hour during the afternoons.
Now dont all get messaging us now, there are some things you need to know:
1 You must be SINGLE
2 You must be totally bi and enjoy MM sex from kissing to fucking guys and being fucked by one.
3. We wont be doing anyhting until after 10th Dec, and then to start it will only be chatting on here/MSN until MrsG's comfortable with whoever we're chatting too
4 Safe sex is a must and you must be prepared to fuck MrsG, she loves DP.
5. A face pic is a must, either on the message sent or on profile,cock pic only profiles will be binned.
We think that covers most things but by all means ask anything you wish and we'll answer it for you
Sexlightened
MrM's looking for some bi fun between 9-12 Thurs morning, MrM's afull bi male wanting sex with like minded cpls or other like minded males.
Have a snoop at our profile and let MrM know if you're interested, he might be able to accom and is only looking to travel to NN and MK
Sexlightened
Our lappie's running so slow, we know little about puters and want to get it 'cleaned' so to speak, but because of the web istes we have been on, only swinging ones we're not to keen on going to the local computer shop and asking them to clean the hard drive for us.
Does anyone know of anyone, local to northants who cold do it for us??
It's worth asking , aint it lol
Sexlightened
we're having a night out in Brum this Sat night, any cpls fancy 'bumping' into us in one of the bars there and then maybe coming back to our hotel room for some hanky panky, all bi full swap of course?
Sexlightened
Was sitting in the room when I got disconnected, when I tried to log back in had a message to say I was already logged in
Sexlightened
We're chancing our arm and going out with friends early part of the evening for a ruby but we're staying over in a hotel so we can have a drink.
Meeting up with a totally bi cpl later in the evening might be fun, come back to our hotel for a drink, see what happens, any cpls fancy it??
Please do drop us a message and we'll take it from there
Gaynor & Martyn
Sexlightened
My dog's got no nose
how does he smell?
wrotten
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Makes me sick
What does?
Sticking my fingers down my throat
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Choaks me
What does ?
This rope around my neck
Will/do they do???
Sexlightened
Quote by Ben_welshminx
A big thank you to Dino.
Last week I noted Dino's forum signature so I got in touch.
Today minx and I have had a wee tootle on the bike to Lanndinollen.
Wow, three beautiful old yews between 1000 and 1500 yrs old, which we duly hugged and best of all not another soul in sight. Fabulous little place if you are ever up this way. Pics posted to profile soon.
I thoroughly recommend finding out where your nearest ancient yew is it was a lovely way to spend an afternoon.

Oooh, protentional fire wood, let us know we have the chain saw ready ... lol
Sexlightened
Quote by sexy_tanned_boy
hi does anyone know what a cougar is? got a message today with this word being mentioned. thnx

Ford made them, coupe cars for sad ppl
Sexlightened
Well, where do we do we start??
We'd like to try being naked and walking around being a little more free, the beach seems the right place to start but we're not sure, are there other places we can look at?
We like to go camping, are there sites where we would strip off and feel comfy with others, we might have to take our 8 yr old daughter with us and really dont feel that that'd be right, is that wrong, is that a doulble negative??...lol
Thanks for your tips and advice in advance
G&M
Sexlightened
Nice to see that u still have internet access in hospital and the privacy to be able to perv......lol