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naughtygoo
1 week ago
Bi-curious Male, 60
Bi-curious Female, 60
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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We had the BIG WOW!! factor at SeaWorld in Florida. it is really impressive. I cried at the dolphin displays and the whale shows,I was so overwhelmed they were amazing!
Nothing in this country makes me go WOW anymore, everything is going down the pan...
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Nothing in this country makes me go WOW anymore, everything is going down the pan...
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Pink, that's our problem exactly, I'm dressed up like a hooker with a berghaus fleece covering it up!!1 
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In the past he has been treated to naughty nurse, sexy secretary, naughty schoolgirl,pvc slut and more recently latex girl!!! 
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We like to fantasise about swinging, it's horny fun for us.
Haven't actually been to a club or had a meet yet....still plucking up the courage. We enjoy putting on shows in the chatroom though.
Might have to take a trip to Amsterdam to break our cherry!!
Haven't actually been to a club or had a meet yet....still plucking up the courage. We enjoy putting on shows in the chatroom though.
Might have to take a trip to Amsterdam to break our cherry!!
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We know it's a money making scam so we don't buy anything for each other. I just love to surprise him when he comes home from work, I don't do it just on valentines day....but its a bit of an excuse to get the dressing up box out.
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I will be wearing a sexy outfit for when hubby comes home from work tonight. :smitten:
Tight black knee length pencil skirt
Red and Black corset style top that laces up the back
Fully fashioned black seamed stockings
Rago black 6 strap suspender belt, no panties
4" patent stilletoes with ankle staps
Anyone else got a sexy outfit planned?
Tight black knee length pencil skirt
Red and Black corset style top that laces up the back
Fully fashioned black seamed stockings
Rago black 6 strap suspender belt, no panties
4" patent stilletoes with ankle staps
Anyone else got a sexy outfit planned?
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I thought feltching was putting a hamster or a gerbil up your bottom.....richard gere is allegedly fond of this....makes you wonder where this stuff comes from!!! 
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Hi no, I will just clarify they didn't swear at us, but had a really bad attitude which was offensive,not that we are goody goodies, just expect manners really.
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Hi All
Interesting topic, not quite the same but we have been accused of being a single male when we are in fact a couple. Im the female.
We didn't reply to a pm for a few days, (we were away for the weekend)which was in effect an ultimatum, ring this mobile number at 9pm prompt to prove you are a couple.
We didn't, because we hadnt read the message and Im so glad we didn't, because the subsequent messages we received from this couple were aggressive and abusive. Not the type of people we would want to meet anyway! Oh and they put us in their ignored list!!!
I suppose the point I am making is assumptions are not always correct, but gut instinct is....if something doesnt seem quite right, then usually it isnt.
NG2
Interesting topic, not quite the same but we have been accused of being a single male when we are in fact a couple. Im the female.
We didn't reply to a pm for a few days, (we were away for the weekend)which was in effect an ultimatum, ring this mobile number at 9pm prompt to prove you are a couple.
We didn't, because we hadnt read the message and Im so glad we didn't, because the subsequent messages we received from this couple were aggressive and abusive. Not the type of people we would want to meet anyway! Oh and they put us in their ignored list!!!
I suppose the point I am making is assumptions are not always correct, but gut instinct is....if something doesnt seem quite right, then usually it isnt.
NG2
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We love
The chicken tonight adverts when the Giant Panda creeps into the house and takes over!!!
Its so cute when he says "hey pick on the endangered one!" to the guy of the house when the girl is fussing over him!
The chicken tonight adverts when the Giant Panda creeps into the house and takes over!!!
Its so cute when he says "hey pick on the endangered one!" to the guy of the house when the girl is fussing over him!
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We hate the
HI IM BARRY SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!
"BAAANNNGGGG"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
Cillit Bang advert, its sooooo loud, our ears are ringing in for hours after, and of course the annoying bit about cleaning a penny, we tried it and it dont work!!!
HI IM BARRY SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!
"BAAANNNGGGG"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
Cillit Bang advert, its sooooo loud, our ears are ringing in for hours after, and of course the annoying bit about cleaning a penny, we tried it and it dont work!!!
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Well you may get the gist that 'purple' is the key!
My honest opinion is light grey equals dark purple and dark purple matching tie.
But saying that Im no expert { prefer purple over pink defo) and to coin a phrase Donny Osmond's favourite colour is purple and it didnt do him any harm ( sloping off to the corner showing my age....) and" they called it puppy luuuurve "oooh oooo!!! sorry in advance I know, I know, very saaad!! But hey he's on a par with John Travolta....swoon onto the floor in a soggy heap!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better retreat sharpish......tumbleweeed.....!!!NG2
My honest opinion is light grey equals dark purple and dark purple matching tie.
But saying that Im no expert { prefer purple over pink defo) and to coin a phrase Donny Osmond's favourite colour is purple and it didnt do him any harm ( sloping off to the corner showing my age....) and" they called it puppy luuuurve "oooh oooo!!! sorry in advance I know, I know, very saaad!! But hey he's on a par with John Travolta....swoon onto the floor in a soggy heap!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better retreat sharpish......tumbleweeed.....!!!NG2
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Winchwench, that happened to me too!!!! I was 16 and the next day he started going out with my 'friend'.....some friend......some boyfriend......!!!!!!!
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Hi there kittenbear!
Hope you have lots of fun, we're new too, and enjoying the SH experience. We havent actually met anyone yet, but had contact with some lovely people. They really are a great bunch!
Love NG2
Hope you have lots of fun, we're new too, and enjoying the SH experience. We havent actually met anyone yet, but had contact with some lovely people. They really are a great bunch!
Love NG2
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Never tired delay spray, but Dragon Light is fantastic. Its some sort of herbal tablet. NaughtyGoo was stiff for about 12 hours, we had a brilliant time!!! You can orgasm then keep on going, maybe give that a go???
NG2 x
NG2 x
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Hi TheOnly Minx
Having mine pierced has been wonderful for sensitivity. I feel far more sexual. I donthave rings in them though, just very small bars. It didnt really hurt and healed very quickly. I would recommend it, definately. I like having it as 'my little kinky secret' as no-one knows I have had them done, expect my boyfriend ( oh and one of his mates who wants to get his hands on them!!! lol!!)
I woud recommend it!!!
Having mine pierced has been wonderful for sensitivity. I feel far more sexual. I donthave rings in them though, just very small bars. It didnt really hurt and healed very quickly. I would recommend it, definately. I like having it as 'my little kinky secret' as no-one knows I have had them done, expect my boyfriend ( oh and one of his mates who wants to get his hands on them!!! lol!!)
I woud recommend it!!!
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I never used to like my 36b's, thought they looked too small. The other year I went on holiday with a load of girlies, they were all big chested, and to be honest didn' t look too nice going topless and I decided I quite liked mine after all!!. I really like the ranges of lingerie you can get in my size, espically push-up styles.
Then, feeling really kinky one day I decided to have them pierced!! Now I absolutely Love them!!! The slightest touch of the nipple gives me an instant orgasm!!! Had no idea it would have that effect, would have done it years ago!!! LOL
Then, feeling really kinky one day I decided to have them pierced!! Now I absolutely Love them!!! The slightest touch of the nipple gives me an instant orgasm!!! Had no idea it would have that effect, would have done it years ago!!! LOL
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Thanks to everyone who took the time to reply to our post, you all sound mad as a box of frogs!!!
But hey, that's fantastic!!
Glad our profile gets the thumb's up too!!
NG and NG2
But hey, that's fantastic!!
Glad our profile gets the thumb's up too!!
NG and NG2
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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone!!
We hope to have lots of fun!
We hope to have lots of fun!
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Thanks for moving it into the cafe, we did wonder if that was where we should have put it!!
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We have been looking at this site for months now, and decided to join as you all seem to have so much fun!!
We dont really know the etiquette of 'swinging' as such, but I did read that it is a good idea to get yourself known on the forums or in the chatrooms.
So a big Hi from Naughtygoo & Naughtygoo2
We dont really know the etiquette of 'swinging' as such, but I did read that it is a good idea to get yourself known on the forums or in the chatrooms.
So a big Hi from Naughtygoo & Naughtygoo2
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