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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
0 miles · Walsall

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I can only endorse what others have said. Life does not present many opportunities to make significant change.
My signature which I have had for many years now sums it up.
Andy Dufresne the only time a banker has been cool.
Oh how we wish real bankers had such principles.:cry:
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My apologies to uncle b1oke for butting in, but Lost I may have a solution for you ...

or if Stagger's solution doesn't appeal you could always try
Suggest you try the chatrooms theere's usually a Bikers chat room on Sundays and Wednesdays, they are a good bunch in there and I know they organise the occasional outing lol
Hi Bambi,
soory to leave it so late but my PC went awol for a week or so.
Can you confirm me as a single now as sadly it seems unlikely my ladyfriend will be able to attend.
Thanks
Ngde
Suits you sir..
Haven't worn a suit for a couple of years ...I wonder ..would you mind a slightly musty aroma??
Went in the quarter house once or twice I think about 30 years ago. Sadly never copped off with anyone let alone your wife...didn't even have a wank in the toilets.
It served a nice pint of bank's from what I recall
Mids you have a good understanding of economic tools and how such things as interest rates can affect companies policies on a number of issues.
I like your idea on waving the VAT on British made goods especially as this would feed through to us giving less VAT back to Europe. However I would think that we would fall foul of European Directives that we can't unfairly subsidise British industry to the detriment of our European partners.
If as you say the Germans do it with their Motor industry then I guess this is just another example of the Brits doing it when other member states work round it .
Great topic Nola .... thanks for posting.
I too adore kissing it's so intimate and sensual. I recall a kissing session with a very skilled former forumite so intense that she very nearly blew my mind and all but induced a no touch ejaculation on my part, and this was in the high street of a major city centre.
I also love to see the expression of pleasure on my lovers face as she responds to my attempts to pleasure her in whatever way I can or to hear the almost involuntary gasps as the personal buttons are discovered and pressed. Best of all I love to see there face consumed entirely by the orgasm they are having.
Ahhh ...and then there's that magical first moment of penetration; especially if in a position to see it, that moment of brief and gentle resistsance before those luscious lips yield and then the all encompassing feeling of warmth and wetness pervades your whole body....
Oh my I'm getting carried away. I better not mention any more.
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Perhaps there's an opening for 'swinging therapists' to counsel men who are about to take part in an mmf .In fact perhaps I could do it myself-I fancy a career change and therapists make a lot of money! lol

I think I feel an erectile dysfunction coming on.
What a shame you are so far from me I adore NEw Years Eve and would have loved to have come. May I wish you the best of luck and a happy new year.
For auld land syne.
xxx
If coming is the be all and end all of a BJ then I suppose there can be bad BJ's. Personally I have never failed to enjoy all female oral attention to my member.
The contrast between a good and a mind blowing blow job was once crystalised for me whn being seduced by a newly aquired G/f ...she reclined my car seat(fortunately when we had parked up)and after saying she wouldnt invite me up to her flat as she didnt want to end up in bed with me on the first night then subsequently snogged my face off in a hugely sexual way. Having raised my blood pressure several pounds she slid down and freed my then fully erect cock from my pants and gave me a blow job lastingsome 30 minutes or sp that was hugeley enjoyable to the pint that I never wanted it to end..... but it stopped well short of ever making me come. After 30 minutes she lifted her head and apologised for teasing me all that time.... She then proceeded to take me in her mouth again and give me a bj that literally blew my mind and stopped my legs working for the next hour or so! I was powerless to stop my self from coming and boy how good did that feel.
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:bounce: :lol2: nice greeting by the way and a Happy Christmas to you too. kiss

NO this is a nice greeting.
Happy Christmas everybody
Yeah Happy late birthday from me to..
It's something to do with the time zones...when I posted this it was on time.
I recall posting in my very early days on here ...yes so long ago now..on many a thread alongside Marmalade. He was some character if I recall correctly. I also recall him at my first social..and I'm pretty sure he wore the same curtains and probably the same old pants as Neil mentioned...eeeewww lol
Many congratulations to the two of you and may you live long and happy. And congratulations to this site for bringing you together.
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About five years ago, I had to have a surgical procedure on my undercarriage.
When I woke up from the anasthetic I was black and blue from my knees to my waist, and unable to work for a month....
It certainly would make me think twice about letting anybody else near me wearing a white gown and carrying a knife.

I have just had surgery on my bits ...undercarriage as Ian puts it....reduced in size due to a growth.
14 days later the stitches are still making me feel like I am sitting on a rip saw every time I sit down. Whatever benefit you may feel are on offer ...trust me its not worth it.:shock::upset::scared:
Wouldn't it be lovely to join a site for swingers and find ourselves inundated with offers of sex from the most goregous women on the planet.....and then there is real life.
Based on averages you are one of many thousand single guys and as such your chances of cuccess are in the region of 1 in 10,000. Posting a look at me thread, which this probably is, is unlikely to get you the attention you seek.
You comment on a lack of success after only 2-3 weeks...are you this impatient in real life?
Here is little different to the real world ...you will only succeed if you are prepared to put effort, personality and patience into it.
As others have commented, post regularly in the forums, use te chat rooms wisely ....not .....anyone want a fuck in Grimsby in 10 minutes...type approach and best of all attend social events as advertised in the lets meet up threads...these are by far the best way to get your face and personality known and from that your personailty will earn you all the success it deserves.
Iwish you the very best of good luck.
The very reason I joined this site and persevered with it for so long is becuase I was inspired by the divergence of views, the open mindedness and tolerance of its members. Nowadays it seems to me that too many are too quick to jump on the backs of others and make cheap personal points.
I wholly understand where Ms Whiplash is coming from and feel she was trying to be constructive in influencing this thread to be generally positive in its response to a new member . For her to be damned for making this her personal priority is a pretty poor and narrow minded show in my opinion, an it comes acoross to me tat others are trying to be personal and score cheap shallow points.I hope we as a site are beyond that.
Ndge