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norty_forty
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
UK
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
i have been out on my own at night, and i have a couple of simple rules, keep your door locked, open your window up, and start a conversation, then if you are lucky a kind "uncle" will guard your life, and introduce you the circle that "inhabit" your chosen location, warning you of the assholes that also gather there.
if you want to put on your own show, as being around will often bring on severe hornyness, then tell "uncle" to kep the numbers down, and keep their hands off the door locks - and away you go.
i have a couple of very nice "uncles" now who keep their eye on me, and tell me who to look out for. one of them also does a smashing line in hot chocolate - and has been rewarded accordingly smile :)
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
yep a minder is the way to go - esp if you are interested in showing and watching only - as it is nearly always assumed that you will be there for a free for all fuck fest mad
having said that, i have now on a couple of occasions found a small group of guys - obviously to shocked at the sight of a lone female that they behaved with the upmost respect, and at one location they warned another guy off - who is known for being too pushy. biggrin
safety wise - i have a friend who i phone and tell them where i am, then i phone them when i leave - makes sense.
now night time on my own for me would be a complete no go - unless i had a very big minder with me (height not cock size lol )
now please - dont start pm me - its taken a few days for me to decide whether to post a reply on this subject or not, dont spoil it for me. i have changed my signature in honour of this post, but will change it back after lol
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
out of order, enough clues given without putting her name on - shame on you
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
never been into maths - but i know now i = sod all squared im female i ride a bike , not sure just how bi i am - but as others have said, i use bike sites to go biking on and SH to go -------- on lol :lol: :lol:
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
glad to hear im not alone lol :lol: :lol:
some of them must work for the readers digest i think - "you are the lucky winner of my cock"
honestly i really did get that in a mail
never mind i supose while they are doing that they are leaving others alone
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
well said, i am lucky i have a close friend who i text to tel her where i am, she does nothing with the text and delets it once she has had the 2nd text to say i am on my way home and safe.
works for me - and ladies (and gents) dont assume daytime is safer than night - take care in the daytime just as much.
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
im a female too - so perhaps the unicorn in the woods is real afterall.
i have driven to car parks - daytime and found guys all so busily into oneanother, they dont even look twice at me, thinking im just getting in their way.
i have been into another car park and had a very interesting half hour, with a few men, watching and playing, while i played.
i was very lucky that one guy took it upon himself to act as my "protector" and told one bloke to piss off - after he continually asked me if he could f*ck me or if i would suck him off. the other bloke told him, that this was a show, and a real treat for this neck of the woods, and he should piss off and leave us all alone.
i really think i nice line of those sunscreen things could be made up with little messages on them, for couples / singles to put up in their car windows - would make the whole process easier lol :lol:
I have been most surprised at the ages of some of the guys, i thought it was a hobby of the more mature man - some of these guys look like they need to go home and do their homework !!
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
lunchtime is the answer - its not so cold then, and you can stil have lots and lots of fun biggrin
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norty_forty
Warming the Bed
mmmm, some of my best times have been while stuck in traffic on the motorways - my old car had a sun roof so i could give truckers a proper look at me, but i know they can see down into the car. have had some great times, after we have chased oneanother for a few miles - truckers cabs - what a great invention, enough room to kneel down and give then a good blow-job
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