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onlyme1981
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
UK
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Orgasminator
I'm a bit of a pain in the arse when it comes to warning people about my body.
I think it's wrong to do it but I just have to! I don't want people to see me with no clothes on and either run away or be too embarassed to say anything, then run away!
In a way it kind of makes it worse as when you've pointed something out, the person actually looks for it whereas if you didn't say anything in the first place it wouldn't be concentrated on!
I guess it's also a bit of scaredness too...if they see my body they'll not want to see me again.
I have a little battle in my head whereby I tell myself not to be so stupid and not to say anything then the other voice tells me I should tell the person about the fat, stretchmarks, wobbly bits etc etc cos then they won't get a shock. It's a constant bloody battle! :lol:
I'm going to shut up now :lol:
I think it's wrong to do it but I just have to! I don't want people to see me with no clothes on and either run away or be too embarassed to say anything, then run away!
In a way it kind of makes it worse as when you've pointed something out, the person actually looks for it whereas if you didn't say anything in the first place it wouldn't be concentrated on!
I guess it's also a bit of scaredness too...if they see my body they'll not want to see me again.
I have a little battle in my head whereby I tell myself not to be so stupid and not to say anything then the other voice tells me I should tell the person about the fat, stretchmarks, wobbly bits etc etc cos then they won't get a shock. It's a constant bloody battle! :lol:
I'm going to shut up now :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by Darkfire
I love receiving a massage. I will only receive from someone I know well and trust though. It's a sensual and very personal thing, especially full body ;)
I wonder whether that's why its not generally thought of as part of foreplay or 'swinging' as such... because it is very personal
If its a really good strong massage, I can be so deeply relaxed its almost a catatonic state, full on 'gone', eyes glazed, ragdoll-like
Unless its with someone you know well or are 100% comfortable, maybe the deep relaxation is not such a good idea? :dunno:For me, I don't "do" massage as part of foreplay or during swinging. I prefer to do that with someone I'm close to. But we're all different and whatever I might like or not, someone else will have a different take on things. I just prefer that kind of personal intimacy with someone I know well and trust because it does make me so relaxed. If I was with someone I didn't know too well I don't think I'd like to be in that position.
If I didn't know the person well, I wouldn't feel comfortable anyway and it'd kind of defeat the object
Orgasminator
I love receiving a massage. I will only receive from someone I know well and trust though. It's a sensual and very personal thing, especially full body ;)
I like the relaxation, the feeling that all the aches and pains are going away.
I'm looking at doing some holistic therapies courses once I'm sorted financially as I've always wanted to go into that field.
All this talk of massage has made my back ache!
I like the relaxation, the feeling that all the aches and pains are going away.
I'm looking at doing some holistic therapies courses once I'm sorted financially as I've always wanted to go into that field.
All this talk of massage has made my back ache!
Orgasminator
I used to wear make-up everyday, all day.
It was a protection thing I think. I wanted to feel good about myself and the make-up made me feel accepted and was a kind of mask.
These days I can go days, even weeks without wearing any make-up. I don't "need" it like I used to.
I do make an effort if I'm going out for a day or evening or I'm seeing friends but it's not a vanity thing, just showing them that I have made an effort.
I've never been one for full-on makeup anyway. No lippy, foundation or anything. It's just my eyes that I do: eyeshadow, eye liner and clear mascara.
It was a protection thing I think. I wanted to feel good about myself and the make-up made me feel accepted and was a kind of mask.
These days I can go days, even weeks without wearing any make-up. I don't "need" it like I used to.
I do make an effort if I'm going out for a day or evening or I'm seeing friends but it's not a vanity thing, just showing them that I have made an effort.
I've never been one for full-on makeup anyway. No lippy, foundation or anything. It's just my eyes that I do: eyeshadow, eye liner and clear mascara.
Orgasminator
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'm classed as disabled but it's not visible a lot of the time, when it is I'm either not fit to move or I do my best to manage what I can.
I have some very sympathetic friends on here who are aware and are happy to be social with me when that's all I can manage, and play with me when I'm fit, if that makes up a part of our relationship with them.
They also understand if I pull out meets and events at the last minute because of it.
I rarely broadcast it (until now
I don't mind people asking me questions but I get very self conscious if it's the only topic of conversation, as frankly it just gets boring. I know another member who feels that way as well. Anything longer than 1/4 hour on the subject sends me to sleep.
Jas, I agree completely with what you've said and know where you're coming from.
My "disability" is in no way as bad as others but nonetheless it is a disability, it restricts my life.
Recently I have been struggling to come to terms with it in my own mind and a big part of that is embarassment.
I'm embarassed when I get "ill" in front of people, even my friends. I want to explain things to them but obviously can't at the time. It is natural for people to look and talk and wonder what's going on but I would much rather someone just came out and asked the questions.
I understand the difficulty that may cause but if you are genuinely interested then just ask....most people I know with a disability have no problem with "un-PC" questions.
I won't let it run my life but I do have to be careful and I do have to explain to people before meeting them in case I get ill. I only do this when I know them well enough.
I don't think I have any particular dislike of any disability. If I like the person and we click, so be it!
Orgasminator
Hmm, I'm a deluded freak but I'm not vanilla!
Don't tar everyone with the same brush!
Don't tar everyone with the same brush!
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Creative eh! just my thing(if i'm not, thats my company screwed then)
i had a play round with the 3 quotes but the thing that struck me most was the relevence of them all to stages of the NHS (more as paragraph headers)
i had a dream- the aims and ideas behind the instigation of the organisation
to be or not to be- the current crisis threatening the future of the service
blood, sweat and tears- the solutions to set it back on track.
not sure what area of the medical profession it's aimed at but the NHS should blanket most of them
i realise there's a lot of stuff to get into 10 minutes but with 3 minutes on each and a quick intro and summary you should be able to pack in a lot of research.
not sure how rigid it is that they're used for the actual title, but i've always liked the quote on spike milligans headstone 'see, i told you i was i'll'
other subjects i thought of were
i have a dream- short study on narcolepsy, coma or insomnia
to be or not to be- fetility treatment or cloning
blood, sweat & tears- midwifery
like i said, bit tricky to detail too much without more info.
i think i've still got some great stills from a medical video i produced a while back, PM me if you need em & good luck
Well fluck me! Meaty has yet again proved that he isn't just a one trick pony! :giggle:
Some good stuff there too!
Sorry meaty.... couldn't resist!
Orgasminator
That's perfectly fine gentleman.
Some others won't be here til later
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Everything is now sorted....we're offically chilling from now until tomorrow!
:happy:
Some others won't be here til later
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Everything is now sorted....we're offically chilling from now until tomorrow!
:happy:
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Every now and again people come into our lives and their words and/or actions make a huge difference in life .... random acts of kindness meaning so little but meaning so much.
At the weekend Morbius and I were treated by a member of the swinging community to something we'd previously expressed an interest in but the cost prohibited us. This person after finding they couldn't go gave us tickets to see Bon Jovi at Milton Keynes. We had a wonderful day which was helped by fabulous weather.
Then secondly, this morning just as I was setting off to my new job the postman delivered a beautiful bouquet of flowers and chocolates. They are a thank you for some kindness we showed someone else recently. (And they weren't necessary, thanks had already been accepted but thank you).
Then through the day I've had a couple of texts off people wishing me good luck for the job.
These things made me realise just how much this community looks out for it's own, how much the people here mean to me (and us) and so I want to say a public thanks to them, although i'm not going to name them because they may not wish to be named.
Random acts of kindness ......... so simple but so meaningful
Calista xx
Glad you liked the flowers!
I know they weren't necessary but you and Morbius really have helped me out - not so long ago and a little while ago - In fact, since I've known you both!
I like making people feel happy with random acts of kindness. It makes me feel good to know that I've helped someone or put a smile on their face. I quite often send cards and gifts to those I value and love. Some see it as a waste of money or time or whatever but it's not a waste if it puts a smile on someone's face
Nice thread Calista..... making me think about those random acts of kindness others have shown to me
Orgasminator
Quote by gentleman1973
Hi there,
I am pretty new to this, but would love to join in the fun, celebrate your move and get to know some of the community.
I am from North London, so let me know where to go as it is not too far from me anyway I suppose, should I be lucky enough to be able to come.
XXXX
S
You have a PM
Quote by BiWelshMinx
If i wasn't working me and the other half would have loved to attend this
Have a great night Onlyme and have a few beers for me ;)
Minx x x
Awww, that's a shame. Would have been lovely to see you both again.
Have a good weekend anyway!
I'll make sure I have a few drinks for both of you
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
:doh: how rude am I?
have a great moving in party onlyme
Thanks ;)
Orgasminator
At the moment I'm a:
School run driver,
Website designer,
Room decorator,
Sorting-junk-out-in-my-new-room person.
Just while I find a proper job!
School run driver,
Website designer,
Room decorator,
Sorting-junk-out-in-my-new-room person.
Just while I find a proper job!
Orgasminator
Quote by essex34m
it would be for me, watching you two schlapping around in the mud, consider it a late birthday present ;)
Ahh but you don't "do" birthdays.... therefore you get no presents!
:giggle:
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
Oh I love this, everyone's home
humph, you didnt even know who i was.....
But I do now - are you scared?
He probably is...he's scared of me ffs! :giggle:
God knows what he makes of you! :shock:
Only joking.... you're not scary at all!
Orgasminator
Quote by Darkfire
have a good day dear? :giggle:
God I'm slow.... 7 pages later....
Had an excellent day, thank you darling :giggle:
Orgasminator
Reading HLB's thread about pregnancy has triggered off a memory of a conversation a few friends in the swinging scene had the other day.
It seems when it comes to protection, people saythat they use it and wouldn't do anything without it but actually when it comes to the crunch, it isn't used as much as it's said it is.
I've been in situations where it isn't even thought about by the male. I've been told of situations where it wasn't even thought about by the female, yet in both situations the other person had claimed "I always use protection".
It does seem that a lot of people in the scene don't actually use protection. I'm not talking about long term partners or married couples, I'm talking about when swinging with others.
Countless excuses are used: I was too drunk, I've had the snip, they cost too much, it's not as good with a condom on etc etc
To me, those excuses are just not on. Or any other excuse for that matter.
I don't fancy putting myself at risk just for a bit of a fumble with someone. I have more respect for myself than that. Hence why condom's are a must when swinging. I openly admit, I don't use them when I have a long term partner (swinging or otherwise), never have done but I do ensure I get myself tested and we have an agreement and trust in place to make sure that agreement is stuck to. i.e when swinging with someone else, condoms are used.
I can't remember the point of this thread now.... It's gone out of my head!
Er, I think it was just a warning that what someone says and what they do can sometimes be something entirely different. Respect for yourself and the others in this scene is important, as without it we all have the potential to be diseased! :lol: (Sorry, not funny eh?!)
It seems when it comes to protection, people saythat they use it and wouldn't do anything without it but actually when it comes to the crunch, it isn't used as much as it's said it is.
I've been in situations where it isn't even thought about by the male. I've been told of situations where it wasn't even thought about by the female, yet in both situations the other person had claimed "I always use protection".
It does seem that a lot of people in the scene don't actually use protection. I'm not talking about long term partners or married couples, I'm talking about when swinging with others.
Countless excuses are used: I was too drunk, I've had the snip, they cost too much, it's not as good with a condom on etc etc
To me, those excuses are just not on. Or any other excuse for that matter.
I don't fancy putting myself at risk just for a bit of a fumble with someone. I have more respect for myself than that. Hence why condom's are a must when swinging. I openly admit, I don't use them when I have a long term partner (swinging or otherwise), never have done but I do ensure I get myself tested and we have an agreement and trust in place to make sure that agreement is stuck to. i.e when swinging with someone else, condoms are used.
I can't remember the point of this thread now.... It's gone out of my head!
Er, I think it was just a warning that what someone says and what they do can sometimes be something entirely different. Respect for yourself and the others in this scene is important, as without it we all have the potential to be diseased! :lol: (Sorry, not funny eh?!)
Orgasminator
:beer: :thrilled: Moving in Party :beer: :thrilled:
:happy:Saturday 17TH June!! :happy:
Myself and tattyxpx are holding a Moving In Party on Saturday 17TH June to welcome me to Essex!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :
I've finally got my arse into gear and moved my junk in..... we picked the 17th June as there is no other available weekend for us until September! :shock: Hopefully the weather will be nice so we can put the gazebo up!!
Details:
This party will be held in a private family home in Essex and will have a limit of a maximum of 50 people.
Unfortunately this will not be on a first come first served basis, as it is in a private home, therefore, people known to OnlyMe and tattyxpx will take priority. If and when we fill the list, we will start a reserve list. This doesn't mean that if we don't know you, you won't be allowed to come but our friends will take priority
Food:
There will be a small buffet laid on, but anyone wishing to bring along a few nibbles or a plate of something, feel free to do so but let me know in advance please!!
Drink:
Please "Bring a Bottle",we simply cant afford to supply enough drink for the boozers amongst us!! :giggle:
Sleeping (???):
There is limited space so therefore it is unlikely we will be able to put anyone up. There is a tent though! :lol: A list of hotels is available, please PM me for details.
Location:
Full details will be given by PM once people have confirmed their attandance. Feel free to ask general questions here or PM me.
So.....:
If you wish to come along to celebrate (? :lol:) me moving to Essex, please reply on this thread or PM me and I will get back to you asap.
All presents and cards gratefully accepted :giggle:
Only kidding, just bring yourselves and your booze!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:beer: :happy: :beer: :happy: :beer: :happy: :beer: :happy:
Something to mention:
This party is advertised here and 1 other website. There is a possibility that a few people attending are not SH members but are members of the community.
All such people will be well known to the community generally, and will be included by the name that everyone knows them by on the list, which will always be kept up to date on this post. If someone does not want their name made public I will say so on the list and people can PM me for full details. If you have any other concerns about this issue please PM me.
Those who have confirmed are in Bold below.
The list (as of 13/06/2006):
AlexDJ
Bernie & Bassman - Possible
DreamerHelen
Essex1971m
EssexLady +1
EssexShell +1
funatheartguy
Gentleman1973
HarryJones
Jas-Tim - Possible
Lorraine + 1
MikeC
Mistress_Sassy
OnlyMe
roger
SmokerJim and SmokingMuff
tattyxpx
Vix and Reese
1 x non member (known to the Essex Mafia!)
Confirmation now required. Please reply here or in PM.! Cheers.
Once I have received confirmation, details will be sent via PM.
:happy:Saturday 17TH June!! :happy:
Myself and tattyxpx are holding a Moving In Party on Saturday 17TH June to welcome me to Essex!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :
I've finally got my arse into gear and moved my junk in..... we picked the 17th June as there is no other available weekend for us until September! :shock: Hopefully the weather will be nice so we can put the gazebo up!!
Details:
This party will be held in a private family home in Essex and will have a limit of a maximum of 50 people.
Unfortunately this will not be on a first come first served basis, as it is in a private home, therefore, people known to OnlyMe and tattyxpx will take priority. If and when we fill the list, we will start a reserve list. This doesn't mean that if we don't know you, you won't be allowed to come but our friends will take priority
Food:
There will be a small buffet laid on, but anyone wishing to bring along a few nibbles or a plate of something, feel free to do so but let me know in advance please!!
Drink:
Please "Bring a Bottle",we simply cant afford to supply enough drink for the boozers amongst us!! :giggle:
Sleeping (???
):There is limited space so therefore it is unlikely we will be able to put anyone up. There is a tent though! :lol: A list of hotels is available, please PM me for details.
Location:
Full details will be given by PM once people have confirmed their attandance. Feel free to ask general questions here or PM me.
So.....:
If you wish to come along to celebrate (? :lol:) me moving to Essex, please reply on this thread or PM me and I will get back to you asap.
All presents and cards gratefully accepted :giggle:
Only kidding, just bring yourselves and your booze!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:beer: :happy: :beer: :happy: :beer: :happy: :beer: :happy:
Something to mention:
This party is advertised here and 1 other website. There is a possibility that a few people attending are not SH members but are members of the community.
All such people will be well known to the community generally, and will be included by the name that everyone knows them by on the list, which will always be kept up to date on this post. If someone does not want their name made public I will say so on the list and people can PM me for full details. If you have any other concerns about this issue please PM me.
Those who have confirmed are in Bold below.
The list (as of 13/06/2006):
AlexDJ
Bernie & Bassman - Possible
DreamerHelen
Essex1971m
EssexLady +1
EssexShell +1
funatheartguy
Gentleman1973
HarryJones
Jas-Tim - Possible
Lorraine + 1
MikeC
Mistress_Sassy
OnlyMe
roger
SmokerJim and SmokingMuff
tattyxpx
Vix and Reese
1 x non member (known to the Essex Mafia!)
Confirmation now required. Please reply here or in PM.! Cheers.
Once I have received confirmation, details will be sent via PM.
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
how about fresh in the showersaves water too :rascal:
Oh that'd be good...
If only I didn't have a "shower is my space" rule
I don't "do" showers with anyone else.... though sometimes I think I should change that!
Orgasminator
That natural scent..... no aftershave, deoderant etc etc - just natural scent.
That turns me on every time!
Or fresh from the shower, that's good too
That turns me on every time!
Or fresh from the shower, that's good too
Orgasminator
Just a quick update!
Thanks Alleyson.
Thanks to those who PM'd me to provide me with information - it was very helpful.
I've been to the doctors today. I'm not going into details but it will be sorted soon enough. I have to have a few tests to confirm the diagnosis but once that's done it'll be manageable.
Thanks again folks.
Thanks Alleyson.
Thanks to those who PM'd me to provide me with information - it was very helpful.
I've been to the doctors today. I'm not going into details but it will be sorted soon enough. I have to have a few tests to confirm the diagnosis but once that's done it'll be manageable.
Thanks again folks.
Orgasminator
Thank you so much Dammie and HLB - it was a fantastic night. You did so well to organise it all.
I'm not going to do the naming thing as I'm going to bed in a bit.
Thanks to everyone I spoke to, danced with and drank with!
I'm not going to do the naming thing as I'm going to bed in a bit.
Thanks to everyone I spoke to, danced with and drank with!
Orgasminator
I thought I'd start a different thread for this subject as I don't want to detract from the well derserved thanks for Dammie and HLB.
As some of you know, I was taken ill last night at the "non munch"
I just wanted to say thank you to:
Morbius, Calista, Feklar, Celestria, tatty and Vicky_uk - You all helped me more than you can imagine.
Marmalaid - Thank you for being there, taking the abuse () and coming back to see me. It means a lot.
:kiss: to everyone else who helped, I'm not missing you out on purpose, I can't remember the details of what happened or who was there when it happened (apart from the people mentioned above), so please, if anyone knows, could you PM me?
I'll be going to the doctors tomorrow and need as much information as I can get so I can sort this out.
Oh and it wasn't because I was drunk - as I heard one really helpful person say
What happened last night really hit home to me the amount of friends I have and the support and help offered. I'm sorry if anyone's night was ruined.
I'm feeling much better today, going to go to sleep in a bit as I'm bloody knackered!
Thanks again :kiss:
As some of you know, I was taken ill last night at the "non munch"
I just wanted to say thank you to:
Morbius, Calista, Feklar, Celestria, tatty and Vicky_uk - You all helped me more than you can imagine.
Marmalaid - Thank you for being there, taking the abuse (
) and coming back to see me. It means a lot. :kiss: to everyone else who helped, I'm not missing you out on purpose, I can't remember the details of what happened or who was there when it happened (apart from the people mentioned above), so please, if anyone knows, could you PM me?
I'll be going to the doctors tomorrow and need as much information as I can get so I can sort this out.
Oh and it wasn't because I was drunk - as I heard one really helpful person say
What happened last night really hit home to me the amount of friends I have and the support and help offered. I'm sorry if anyone's night was ruined.
I'm feeling much better today, going to go to sleep in a bit as I'm bloody knackered!
Thanks again :kiss:
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
sorry folks - bad fingers/hands this morning so this is all i can manage
See you all soon :thumbup:
Well, that'll do!
I'll add some for you shall I?
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I may have gone slightly overboard there!
Orgasminator
If it's love you're looking for.... you probably won't find it here!
There are decent swinging single males..... lots in fact, but equally there are some who are not so great!
Most singles are here to be single.... not to be in a relationship, in my experience anyway.
There are decent swinging single males..... lots in fact, but equally there are some who are not so great!
Most singles are here to be single.... not to be in a relationship, in my experience anyway.
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
Onlyme
Just make sure that Tatty and you have a good map
Chesterfield is NORTH of Essex
xx
:giggle:
I'll have you know, I'm quite a good navigator/driver! I've managed on my own so far..... and a couple of times with tatty - and we haven't got lost yet! :lol:
And I've been to Chesterfield before so have no excuses for getting lost.... :smug: :lol:
