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....we couldn't go either but there will be others....right am outta this thread before am accused of hijacking it
Sexlightened
Quote by shireen-steve
P.S. Bumping this for the benefit of those that dont know about Steve_Lincs resembling Chesney HawkesNo dont thank me Steve it's all my pleasure honest :wink:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: that's just soooooo cruel :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
but it's funny as f***
Sexlightened
Quote by Nimbus
hehehehehe are you sure????
the last cake I fed someone was a bit of an interesting experience....(TY Re-Laps for reminding me)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24824.html
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: well now you come to mention it....i remember reading that thread...thinks maybe i'll settle for the bread if it's all the same to you...just butter on it if you don't mind i'm a little wary about preserves now :eeek:
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Quote by zootle
Other than my marbles I tend to do pretty well and generally don't lose things.
seems you aren't the only one with a marbles problem this weekend
i try to make sure that anything i lose is work related so it doesn't cost me to replace it...£50 tho....OUCH...ya gonna have to work overtime to earn it back funk dude
...i only been here 2 weeks myself...some funny stuff posted in here recently...am thinkin there may be a munch on tonight coz it's kinda quiet hehehe...anyways have fun and enjoy...i know i am Sexlightened
Quote by kazswallows
foxy i just right clicked the aviator and saved it to my pictures then downloaded it on my profile.........worked a dream
worked that way for me too...i hope...this is the 1st time i posted using that particular avatar...warwick's gonna be in shock when he sees all this :)
Sexlightened
currently am breathing a sigh of relief after spending the last couple of hours searching for my escaped royal python...ball snake...doesn't matter how i write it coz it don't look good...finally found her behind my printer....am now gonna do some housework and tonight after the kids have gone to bed we're going to finish the bottle of tia lusso my wife and i bought last night and managed 1 drink each before flaking out on the sofa together.
Sexlightened
Quote by tallnhairy
Ooo showoff ;) On the back cover spelt Teppic, think pteppic is supposed to indicate an accentNow you and me better present ourselves to the Mods for a post hijack talking to ;)
ummmmm....where do we go to present ourselves??...and what are the penalties for thread hijack??
Sexlightened
Quote by JGL
Good morning and welcome!!
Hope ya stay here as long as the rest of us!!!!
whihc is about 6 hours a day!
JGL
That's 6 hours on the SH clock which in real time converts roughly to 18 hours...the 6 hours left are spent in denial otherwise known as sleep
Hiya zeezee am still on the new side here meself but am enjoying it all so far.
wanders off to the tune of hotel california....you can log out any time you like....but you can NEVER leave....hehehe..honest...try it
Sexlightened
Quote by RSAB2
WOW Iain I am totally blown away - if only your wife could read it and see just how much you want her back!
Big hugs to you.
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
I decided to show this thread to my wife just over an hour ago...she cried when she read it....she also said she wants to try again....WOOOOOHOOOOO...why did I never learn to do back flips...just wanna say a big thanks to Steve for lending me some posting space in this thread and a special thanks to Mrs RSAB2 for helping me see the light.
Right am off to learn how to backflip.
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