Quote by MikeC
This guy then goes, ohhh to my FB and me it was nice to see the both of us at club x on Tuesday, ooo to me you have had a shave.
Sounds to me it was more a case of mistaken identity than a lack of discretion.
Just a thought
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By the way, the thread title... If 150 people makes a mini munch, how many people turn it into a munch :shock: :shock: :lol2:
well me and sleazys already commented on that
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I did point it out to her after she'd posted...the excuse was "I'm drunk but people will know what I mean"
Whilst I'm here explaining Lisa's mini mistake I'd like to add my thanks to NWC, Jo and Lee and everybody else for such a fantastic night. Had a great night and looking forward to many more.
Sexlightened
Quote by northwest-cpl
I can't see the problem here, it's really quite simple. If anyone wants to meet us they need to be a married(to each other) couple able to provide a marriage certificate with their names on it, two recent utility bills, a drivers licence and another form of photographic i.d.
There it's simple innit, what's all the fuss about??:roll:
But what about travellers? Would a receipt for a bottle of calor gas be ok?
Completely acceptable providing it has the registration of your vehicle on it and you have documentation to prove said vehicle is yours.
:) Sexlightened
I can't see the problem here, it's really quite simple. If anyone wants to meet us they need to be a married(to each other) couple able to provide a marriage certificate withtheir names on it, two recent utility bills, a drivers licence and another form of photographic i.d.
There it's simple innit, what's all the fuss about?? :roll:
There it's simple innit, what's all the fuss about??
:roll: Sexlightened
"You complain that I don't put up. Fair enough. I will. In the next24 hours. Promise."
What about this line for starters, then there's the small matter of not having had time in the last four years to edit your literary masterpiece. As i previously stated, your reference to posting something in the next 24 hours led me to believe you needed that time to come up with something...Actually, sod it am gonna go do the dishes, after that I'll probably go re-arrange my sock drawer. Hopefully by then you'll have made it to the bottom line, all the information is there you just have to interpret it correctly.
What about this line for starters, then there's the small matter of not having had time in the last four years to edit your literary masterpiece. As i previously stated, your reference to posting something in the next 24 hours led me to believe you needed that time to come up with something...Actually, sod it am gonna go do the dishes, after that I'll probably go re-arrange my sock drawer. Hopefully by then you'll have made it to the bottom line, all the information is there you just have to interpret it correctly.
Sexlightened
Quote by Eric not Derek
My judgement, if ya wanna call it that, was based on more than one of your posts over a period of time.
Less than an hour.
Maybe the content of the posts is more relevant than the actual timescale.
This would be so much easier if you just put it all in one post instead of debating individual points all the time.
Sexlightened
Hold yer horses there EnD. My judgement, if ya wanna call it that, was based on more than one of your posts over a period of time. Firstly you said "You complain that I don't put up. Fair enough. I will. In the next 24 hours. Promise." This led me to believe you needed some time to come up with something. How easy would it have been at that point to say, here's one i wrote earlier(appropriate link here) see what you think.
Then you said "(P.S. I do know of one msitake in the story where I confuse two people and give someone the wrong name. But it is almost 1 a.m. and I need to sleep.)" All well and good if it was a new piece of work, but you've had over four years to edit out that little error.
You also said "I am amazed , though, by the rush to apologise for their instant judgements in calling me a plagiarist, by the likes of detective dan up-thread." Plagiarist isn't a word I would have used, pianist maybe, or more accurately organ player. I really don't believe you deserve an apology even if it wasn't your intention to deceive, the way it reads to me is at the very least mis-leading and to be fair, many more people deserve an apology from you in regard to your opening post on this thread.
Then you said "(P.S. I do know of one msitake in the story where I confuse two people and give someone the wrong name. But it is almost 1 a.m. and I need to sleep.)" All well and good if it was a new piece of work, but you've had over four years to edit out that little error.
You also said "I am amazed , though, by the rush to apologise for their instant judgements in calling me a plagiarist, by the likes of detective dan up-thread." Plagiarist isn't a word I would have used, pianist maybe, or more accurately organ player. I really don't believe you deserve an apology even if it wasn't your intention to deceive, the way it reads to me is at the very least mis-leading and to be fair, many more people deserve an apology from you in regard to your opening post on this thread.
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Quote by Mr Ben and friends....wow i wish i had that much time on my hands
i'm not a grammar or spelling nazi... but .."Tonite" is the american spelling of tonight. Although in america they use both. I guess that reduces the chances of getting it wrong.
actual meaning of tonite:
Ton´ite
n.
1.
An explosive compound; a preparation of gun cotton.
probably not what you meant.
but nevermind all that bollocks. Who cares about gramma' when you got a bod like that.
Isn't this a breach of the AUP??
fuck you. try putting it in google or looking it up in a dictionary. It takes a few seconds. Try this a couple of times over the course of your life and slowly you may look less fick.
Quote by mikey19782
creep.
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Sorry John but can't see you getting far with that attitude.
Considering he was responding to a post that basically told him to "move away from his keyboard", I think he was bluddy restrained.
Sorry John_Lancs, not having a pop at you there, shall call you Crossfire from now on, crossfire you shall be
I think there's been a little misunderstanding here. Lisa didn't mean it as an order to move away from his keyboard, she was just trying to be helpful in her own short way and point out that, sometimes, people do get lucky without the need to pre-arrange a meeting or be alerted to someone's presence at a particular location.
We don't wish to take issue with anyone but we believe dogging is not about arranging meets and telling people where we're likely to be. If we were gonna do that then we may as well just invite people round to ours and play in the back garden. Sadly it seems the whole perspective of dogging is being lost to people who want guarantees and idiots who want to stop people having fun.
I realise offence could be taken at the words I've written there but they're not aimed at anyone in particular and only meant to describe how I see the dogging scene at the moment. Having said all that...we're still havin' a fookin good time and will continue to do so without advertising for the meets on here.
Sexlightened
Quote by northwest-cpl
You're meeting the wrong people and going to the wrong clubs then.
You may well be onto something there
Our club experiences are very limited and I guess could still be called first impressions. Still, we live and learn and we're definately up for some re-education :twisted: :twisted:
Sexlightened
Hmmmmm...bit of a poser is this. Nice one Dino, good test of the old grey matter, just what I needed after a long day at work.
I've never really tried to compare the different aspects of swinging as I find each has it's own merits, however, now I've thought about it here's how I see each environment. In the clubs I find little if any real intimacy. The focus seems to be more on the performing of the act as opposed to the foreplay leading up to it. Foreplay in clubs tends to come in two varieties, the basic 'brace yerself' and the extended 'brace yerself...here it comes'. I do find though that clubs are great when we get an unexpected sitter for the evening and it's too late to make any real plans. On a social level I would much rather be in a swing club as opposed to a vanilla club. I tend not to talk too much when I'm out on the vanilla scene as I hate shouting to compete with the volume level of the music
Private meets at home are by far my favourite. I love the intimacy, the slow build up, kissing...touching...teasing, kind of a long slow seduction that involves all of me and not just my cock. I guess the time limit on the rooms in the club could be a reason why it always seems so rushed there, as opposed to the 'got all night' attitude I have at home.
A third aspect I have to look at is dogging. Over the last couple of months we've visited sites around our local area. The first couple of times we went nothing happened, other than the odd car or van would come and park close by. This was enough to make us nervous so we'd just go park up somewhere quieter and keep it to ourselves so to speak. The next time we went, Lisa gave me the most fantastic bj, made all the better because of the four or five watchers stood by the car. It was an amazing experience and we wanted more. However, Lisa needed the lil girls room so we drove off to find somewhere quiet for her. We had intended to return and pick up the show where we left off but some numpty decided to follow us so we just went home.
The last time we went was just amazing, we put on a full show and it was the horniest thing knowing a whole crowd of people were watching it. Afterwards we chatted with the people there, they were very polite and also amazed it was our first ever full show. This has now become our favourite pastime when we get the 'unexpected sitter' .
Dunno if this will help anyone come to any conclusions about their own experiences but, thanks for the thread mate, I've enjoyed this one.
I've never really tried to compare the different aspects of swinging as I find each has it's own merits, however, now I've thought about it here's how I see each environment. In the clubs I find little if any real intimacy. The focus seems to be more on the performing of the act as opposed to the foreplay leading up to it. Foreplay in clubs tends to come in two varieties, the basic 'brace yerself' and the extended 'brace yerself...here it comes'. I do find though that clubs are great when we get an unexpected sitter for the evening and it's too late to make any real plans. On a social level I would much rather be in a swing club as opposed to a vanilla club. I tend not to talk too much when I'm out on the vanilla scene as I hate shouting to compete with the volume level of the music
Private meets at home are by far my favourite. I love the intimacy, the slow build up, kissing...touching...teasing, kind of a long slow seduction that involves all of me and not just my cock. I guess the time limit on the rooms in the club could be a reason why it always seems so rushed there, as opposed to the 'got all night' attitude I have at home.
A third aspect I have to look at is dogging. Over the last couple of months we've visited sites around our local area. The first couple of times we went nothing happened, other than the odd car or van would come and park close by. This was enough to make us nervous so we'd just go park up somewhere quieter and keep it to ourselves so to speak. The next time we went, Lisa gave me the most fantastic bj, made all the better because of the four or five watchers stood by the car. It was an amazing experience and we wanted more. However, Lisa needed the lil girls room so we drove off to find somewhere quiet for her. We had intended to return and pick up the show where we left off but some numpty decided to follow us so we just went home.
The last time we went was just amazing, we put on a full show and it was the horniest thing knowing a whole crowd of people were watching it. Afterwards we chatted with the people there, they were very polite and also amazed it was our first ever full show. This has now become our favourite pastime when we get the 'unexpected sitter' .
Dunno if this will help anyone come to any conclusions about their own experiences but, thanks for the thread mate, I've enjoyed this one.
Sexlightened
Quote by Dino.
Hornyred has custody of the p.c but i do have visiting rights in the evenings and at weekends (unless man city are at home) and its all been very amicable . So there you have it ! , a new and fresh start for us both ....H`red n Dino .
Look on the bright side mate...at least city didn't make europe, so think of all those extra evenings you can come here instead, much more fun in my opinion.
:D :D Sexlightened
Quote by davej
O.K. for a poll you need to have something to compare with,, so folk can vote therefore I submit my entry.........This one is more practical
PHWOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!! Water butt...water...what a....geddit
:lol: Never mind..I only popped into this thread to give a few words of caution. Now i know that at first glance MrsFC's avatar looks like nothing more than a perfectly formed, smooth skinned, ripe, luscious posterior. DON'T BE FOOLED!!!!!....That thing can hurt you. Don't believe me?? Just ask MrsFC. Thanks to that avatar I now have double vision and I'm walking with a limp. Be careful when casting your vote, the water butt is just that, but MrsFC's avatar....well it's something else :twisted: :twisted:
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Ta muchly Naughty wigan couple. We had a great night and met some really nice people, also spotted a few we'd like to get to know better :twisted: :twisted:
This was our 3rd mini munch and we found it much easier to relax and chat with people this time.
Anyways, just wanted to add our thanks for a great evening and to say can't wait for the next one.
iain 'n' lisa
P.S.
Did anyone spot fabio?? :lol:
This was our 3rd mini munch and we found it much easier to relax and chat with people this time.
Anyways, just wanted to add our thanks for a great evening and to say can't wait for the next one.
iain 'n' lisa
P.S.
Did anyone spot fabio??
:lol: Sexlightened
No individual songs here as such but we always find a couple of albums by Joss Stone really do it for us when we want a slow, sensual night of pleasure. They are...Mind, body and soul and the soul sessions. We had em on repeat last friday...bloody good night too if I do say so meself :twisted: :twisted:
Iain'n'Lisa
Iain'n'Lisa
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Thanks to leprechaun and littlegem for giving us the opportunity to go out and meet so many cool people. Although we were a bit on the shy side we had a great night and now can't wait for the main NW munch . Special thanks to SteveG for letting us know everyone was hiding under the stairs. We thought it was all cancelled and nobody had bothered to tell us.:-)
We were in 2 minds about whether or not we wanted to go on to the 2nd venue so decided to go get some food and see how we felt after we'd eaten. Suffice to say we didn't make it...nor did we make it home until after 3am. Anyone brave enough to be out and about on a windswept and very wet Ainsdale beach would know the reason why.>;-)Anyways, that's a different story. Thanks again to lep and gem and everyone else, hope we'll be seeing you all again in the near future.
Iain and Lisa(red_931)
We were in 2 minds about whether or not we wanted to go on to the 2nd venue so decided to go get some food and see how we felt after we'd eaten. Suffice to say we didn't make it...nor did we make it home until after 3am. Anyone brave enough to be out and about on a windswept and very wet Ainsdale beach would know the reason why.>;-)Anyways, that's a different story. Thanks again to lep and gem and everyone else, hope we'll be seeing you all again in the near future.
Iain and Lisa(red_931)
