Shag.
Until it's raw.
Madonna
Whoo hoo!
All sounds good then.
:smile:
It links in with
I'm not happy about having to join another site just for an app.
I'm happy where I am.
Can't SH release an app?
Methinks I'm gonna google it, find out a little more about it.
Could be cool if it works...
Thanks for spreading the good vibes Nola!
My best bit:my eyes, they're two tone, brown centre with a green outer ring.
Bad bit: my teeth, they're a bot crooked, but I guess that means I can't bite too hard.:smile:
Yes...
I agree with that too.
There is something a bit strange about someone who's screwed anything and everyhing and then wants to do you too.
I don't want to be made to feel like just a piece of meat...
Hello Folks,
Just back after working my arse off...
I'm very new to the swinging scene.
I'm on SH as a single guy because of personal reasons.
I'm trying my best to integrate as politely and respectfully as possible.
My profile does need polishing up, to make it more appealling, more honest, more successful etc.
After reading all the above, I would now classify myself as a playmate. As for reading a profile that states 'not hardened swingers', it's a tad confusing and ambiguous. I cannot see the term actually applying to someone. You swing, or you don't. You have sex with other people, or you don't.
Hardened is the wrong term entirely from my perspective.
It implies not wanting anything except what that particular person wants, and hints at possibly not being reliable to meet with as they may be unsure as to if they really want to go all the way.
Is my thinking wrong?
Hurrah!
Now I'm safe in the knowledge I can retire and use my time decadently when I'm older.
I pointedly refuse to be some old geezer who just uses viagra to stop myself from accidentally rolling out of bed at night while asleep.
And ladies, you never have to just lie there, it takes TWO to tango.
I wish I was a wild west hero.
Granted, but your guns only shoot jelly beans and your horse is actually an agoraphobic goat.
I wish I had won that monster euromillions jackpot a few weeks ago... Sigh...
I wish I could self fellate.
Granted.
But now you have razor sharp fangs two inches long.
I wish I could become invisible at will.
I wish I had a new bathroom.
Granted. But now it's got a glass floor and is built above a busy shopping centre.
I wish my salary would quadruple and the workload halve...
I hear you about kids and teen pregnancies.
Immigration however is a touchy subject.
I moved here from South Africa six years ago to look after my mother in law when my father in law passed away.
So you can look at it as two tax payers added to the country, who are not allowed any benefits except the NHS, to look after one OAP.
It's the other side of the same coin, isn't it?
Bring back national service.
1: It'll instill some form of integrity, or back bone, or national pride. Hopefully.
2: It'll at least provide form of basic income.
3: Equip ordinary citizens with the know how to tackle unruly kids on their streets.
If all else fails, bring in life sentences and the death penalty if required.
Just had a look in the mirror.
My eyes look normal sizeto me, but they're not googly at all.
I asked them a question and got no response in seconds!
Fish at the ready! I'm opening a whole new kettle.
Since time providing a service is billable, you could send the photographer an invoice for the time your wife modelled for his photos...
But on the other hand, that is why he's charging for the photos...
My personal opinion is that if you want the photos, pay the man, he probably needs to pay rent too.
The alternative method of cracking coded discs is to grip it tightly between both hands and bending sharply till opposite ends touch. Always works.
Mmm...
A sprig of paint, a few new couches instead of seats, blacked out windows...
I know I can drive it, but please, it's one bus I'd rather be a passenger on.