I read this a "Large Hard-On Collider"
Probably not a good idea at those speeds.
Quote by kentswingers777
Splendid is on the button with this without doubt. Our town used to quake when the Para's came through on masse on their way to or from somewhere else (with huge friggin headaches too i bet) but seriously they used to take the town apart pub by pub and by the time the county had assembled enough police to even attempt some sort of control the whirlwind had passed. The damage caused at times was in the least extreme and the behaviour likewise.
How about a dozen or more para's out of their box playing a game which involved them sh**ing on a table?? whats all that about eh? and in a restaurant part of a pub with kids present gross! Yeah, I know I was there, watching the parents trying to usher the kids out of the place, walking over carpets sounding like a shingle beach due to the amount of broken glass om it.
That doesn't happen nowadays why? because the pubs won't let them in. If the guy in th OP was genuine then thats a shame, of course it is but prevention is better and safer than cure. When the forces lads and lasses go out on a bender then the really only the forces should have to deal with it