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pinkbubble__mr__mrs__
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 48

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I must admit to hording clothes!!!!!!!!!!! Do you remember those ones that fit you 5 years ago??? I have wardrobes full and boxes in the loft full of them. I have this insane notion that I will get into them again!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah....right!
Midlands girl here.......hellllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo, born and bred Wolverhampton and on the way back up there!
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Well i did the strip, i was on stage in the club with a lady who's birthday it was for a good 5min and enjoyed every minute of it :twisted: (Photo's being emailed to me soon)
Anyway the down side is i did such a good job in my navy whites that i now have to do it all the bloody time so until i leave i guess i'll be smooth sad
But should anyone want a strip-o-gram ......... lol

Now I would have liked to have seen that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
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And MQ,Pinkbubble and RSAB2 confused
Maybe just all got bored of it on here?

Sorry to hear so many people gone AWOL. Myself and Mrpink are still about, and are not bored at all with SH, far from it!
We had some serious personal issues to sort out, that did not just involve us but, our whole family, so we decided the best thing for us both was to take a backseat on SH for a while.
Hope everyone is ok and see you around the forums!! xx
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FFS!! I don't get all this attention when I go back to work!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
Mind you, the amount of time teachers have off I suspect they need retraining each time they go back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

Im telling on you.....................mz freckle, mz freckle, sarge is saying nasty things about teachers!
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Hahahaha! You won`tget me you bugger! I have no sound on this PC!
/skips off knowing she is one of the few who wont have some irritating jingle running through her head for hours on end! :smug:
Venusxxx

Just for you then Venus, here's the lyrics: :twisted:
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearing a cow
Where is the cow hidden right now
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everyone has seen that his trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip
It's made of magic and with a little flip
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans
Lots of beans, lots of beans
OH beans, lots of beans, lots of beans
Oh yeah.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo that is so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
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OMG Jags, he doesn`t know what a seeach is! Does this mean he can`t join our secret society? wink
Venusxxx

Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by VenusnMars
Hahahaha! You won`tget me you bugger! I have no sound on this PC!
/skips off knowing she is one of the few who wont have some irritating jingle running through her head for hours on end! :smug:
Venusxxx

yeah yeah the magical Trevor.............................yeah yeah the magicaly Trevor
:twisted:
That just blew my mind, its too late at night for that..............................lol..............funny though.............
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Really liked the Bush one LibraLove. Still got a smile my face.
odd thing is though, the "Jennifer Aniston" pic....he actually looked alright. redface
Oh dear. I feel dirty now!
Gonna pass that link on!
Cheers wink

Yeah but what about the J Lo one :shock:
Well I dont know about everyone else, but we will be getting Sexysteph and Vodka_babe a beer tomorrow night at the Leicester munch!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG I can't believe you lot! I'm away for a while and what do you do ? Pick on relative newbies for typos, and writing silly posts, then you go on to unreservedly extract the urine :shock: And I thought you lot were all caring, tolerant people who wanted to welcome newbies with open arms and lots of advice rolleyes
Wanders off to find someone to complain to, then realises that the mods are right here :doh:
I want to complain on behalf of this dear sweet young man who is obviously in such turmoil and pain (broken body and a year older ). He's turned to SH in his hour of need and he's had nothing but ridicule rained down on him. Does he deserve that? Does he? Does he? dunno

Yeh!
:twisted:
Hope this aint a dig against us wolvo peeps! lol lol :lol:
What is it about Wolverhapamton tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was born and bred there, but for f**ks sake!!!!!!!!!!!! How to give a city a bad impression!!!!!!!!!!!
lol :lol: Yam Yam
Thanks for the invite Blue. We are going to have to decline it, we can't get childcare for that night :cry:
Hope you all have a really spanking time :twisted:
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:shock: spanking as in pain? OOOOOOOO no ta, I'm a wuss confused
Bev
xx

Spanking doesn't have to be painful, I dont like all out hand print leaving slaps, but a firm spank on the bottom is oh so nice :twisted:
£3 is a very small amount to pay for an event whatever it is. We personally do not see anything wrong with that and would be happy to pay it. Just because there is an entrance fee does not necessarily mean that the organiser is making profit. Also its not compulsory to attend the particular munch your refering to, so it really is up to you if you want to pay it. As it is only £3, its a small price to pay to be amoung friends biggrin
Quote by SunBunny
Okay...
arse with the hand
cheek with the cock
rolleyes

Similar here, like my arse smacked with a hand, but I like my genitals (hate that word its sooooooo clinical), with a cock, short fast little slaps right on the...........................................eerrrmmmmmmmmm I'll stop now :twisted:
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I arent really to concerned about the virus going around through MSN......
COS THE BASTARD WONT LET ME SIGN IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad :x :x

Same here can't sign in rolleyes
I too have posted an apology in the Cafe. After reflecting today about the comments I have made in the past, I feel it was only appropriate.
I feel at this point I will add my own points to this thread. I have aired my own opinion on a few of the cheating threads.
Although Im not sorry for my own personal opinion (this site has a wonderful variety of opinions, so from time to time people will clash), I am sorry for railroading new members to this site with my own views. Its not fair and not a very good impression. As I said Im not sorry for my opinions, but from now on I will not post on these threads and keep my opinions to myself. It is not my place to openly judge these people, as mentioned numerous times we have no idea of their lives, personalities or personal situations.
Everyone here is fantastic and its this colourful mix of people that makes SH what it is.
To anyone I have offended, please accept this as a personal apology
Ruth
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Myself and Mrpink are completly tolerent and open minded.
Ruth

Erm! Yeah ok then . . .
T-J
When it comes to honest and open relationships and doesnt invole cheating and lying to a significant other!!!!!!!
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Redhot I have an opinion about people who come here to cheat and that is there are plenty of dating sites that offer that sort of service. This site is primarily aimed at swingers not people looking for love or people wanting to cheat. There has to be a line surely??????? smile

We can each draw our own line wheresoever we wish, but do we need to have other's opinions thrust down our throats at every given opportunity confused: rolleyes
If you don't agree with married guys wanting to swing, don't meet them. Siimple really. :?
Silly me. I thought we were a tolerant lot on this site, but it seems it's become the Relate counseling service of late :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
Myself and Mrpink are completly tolerent and open minded. Liberated Adults???? Surely this only applies to people who are not cheating. Time after time we see post from individuals who are here for a 'quick fix' or 'a shag'. I don't particularly like getting into this, but at the end of the day swinging is not about cheating its about 2 people in a loving relationship exploring sexual boundaries with people outside of their relationship together. Its not about cheating. If there are people on this site who are happy about helping cheating then its their decision. I only try to point out the fundemental reason for Swinging Heaven existing.
Ruth
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Look I'm sorry if this offends you or anyone else

I'm not, carry on Tracy-Jayne lol
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I for one am sick of reading post where these guys are being preached to about their morals rolleyes

Well said :thumbup:
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but really is it any of your business anyway?
poke
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This site is not intended to be a moral soapbox. If you don't agree with their posts, perhaps you could at least refrain from giving them your humble opinions of *their* lives and how they should be lead :roll:

Hatrick ! worship
If people wanna lecture others on morals why don't they go down their local church and get in the pulpit :!:
Scandal I just look at the fundemental reason's for this site existing. The name says it all for me hun 'Swinging Heaven'. Swinging is about trust and total acceptance of your partner in a relationship, not about cheating on them? Surely you can see that?