Sighhhhhhh.
I was just doing some wishful thinking
Going well.
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At least I now know that there are 99 doggers in the Crawley area.
Oh well looks like its going to be a boring week. Not one reply. I should have known better. Either its all bullshit about this being an active area, or the locals are afraid of the competition ? Was hoping I'd get at least one reply, even if it was to only compare notes.
Is it now going to be the regular practice of SH Mod's to delete posts from the Forums
Oi Butman that's my Avotar. And has been since 2003.
Of course the PM's don't really get deleted. They're to valuable. All youve got to do is set up a search of the PM database for telephone numbers, addresses etc and you can sell them.
Of course I wouldn't suspect that for a minute.
MUff me tender, Muff me true
At least learn how to spell the names that you are giving away.
BTW place names begin with CAPITAL LETTERS
There are a lot of them in Germany, run with the usual Teutonic efficiency.
They are frequented by both males and females and it is not unusual to get more than the film for your money.
Because I end up dogging all over UK I used to forget about sites or how to get to them.
Had sites programmed into sat-nav for about 3 years now, brilliant.
Just updated the sat-nav software and now if I go within 1 mile of any dogging site it makes a noise like a Cukoo Clock.
It didn't come with a Bow-wow.
Only just read this thread and, Oh Dear I've been here before a few times.
I remember when 'D***y D***s' site went commercial. Look at it now.
Same thing, onernight Draconian censorship of mentioning other sites, and all existing members got Premium Membership.
Well for the few years I've been around this site it's been nice talking to you all. If this doesn't get me banned then I think, like a lot of others I shall soon be moving on.
Any one else willing to admit that they remember these :-
Rag, Tag, and Bobtail ?
The Flowerpot Men ?
Andy Pandy?
What about 'Robert' the Robot in Fireball XL5
'On our way 'ome' 'On our way 'ome' 'On our way 'ome' 'On our way 'ome'
I know you've probably tried this.
I presume that the petrol pump has stopped working.
The pump will be electric.
Turn on ignition but don't try to start engine
Give the area next to the pump, as near as you can get, a good thump with a hammer.
Hopefully you will hear a ticking noise (No it's not a bomb)
If you dont repeat thump.
If you do hear ticking noise, start engine.
Usually it will keep on running untilyou have to stop it again and repeat process.
It didn't upset me as much as when Lonnie Donegan died. I had tickets to see him the next night and I'd waited nearly 40 years to see him live.
This has got to be the best theme tune of all time.
You need a Black and White computer for it to play properly.
Before anyone asks, NO I'm not an Everton supporter.
N.B. To get the full effect click on where it says 'click here' just above the player, even if the clip has already started.
Thanks Rick and Jules you've made my point perfectly
I never answer ads that say No Timewasters, or demand pictures, or at least 2,000 words in the reply. I know that the advertisers will only be Timewasters.
In a car
On sunny summer Sunday afternoon
In the middle of a car park in Heysham
Oh! to be young and carefree again.
I think you missed the whole point again JOMU
All I was trying to say is that sometimes we ALL get it wrong. Doggers and Couples alike we ALL sometimes misread or misunderstand the signals, no matter how long weve been at it. It doesn't help trying to tar everyone with the same brush. We all know there are plonkers out there, there's nothing we can do about it, just carry on and live for the good times when it ocassionally all comes together.
I'm probably going to get jumped all over for this, but here goes anyway.
I am a very experienced dogger and would like to relate the following 2 tales.
About 6 month's ago I pulled into a site in the North East at the same time as a couple in a car. Unfortunately the site was overun by fishermen, the couple immediately left, and by the time I had turned my car round and also left they had disappeared. I drove to a nearby dogging site and lo and behold there were the couple. They obviously wern't intent on doing anything so I put my feet up and got out my book. An hour or so later they disappeared. After a while I went back to the first site to see if all the fishermen had gone. There were the couple with 2 other doggers in cars. One of wich immediately came over to me and asked me to F**K off and stop following the couple about !!!!!!. As I was somewhat larger than him, I immediately reprimanded him for both his language and attitude, pointing out to him, that although I was not local I had been dogging that site before he was born.
Lst Friday night. Parked in my local dogging area, been there about 10 mins, couple pull up next to me, flash lights etc. Can't beleive this only been there 10 mins. We were in a bit of a public spot so couple drive over to entrance and wait for me to follow. Fine, off we go. Couple park up in another spot half a mile away. I park next to them. They start to play and put on a nice show. After a while it is obvious that they want me to get out and come over to there car. Now, this site is on the top of a hill, remember the weather last Friday.
I got out and the car door nearly took off with me, the rain was coming in horizontal. I stuck it for a couple of minutes and got back in the car. The couple then set off and I followed them, thinking that we would be going to a more sheltered location. We went to one place, they drove round and out again, another place the same. It was only then I realised that they wanted rid of me, and so obviously I went in another direction.
Now the point of all the above is please don't assume that if someone follows you he is automatically a nutter, as I've tried to show above it can sometimes happen in all inocence. Also some couples should realise that if they do not want the atentions of doggers dont go to dogging sites, if they do, it goes without saying that sometimes they will get unwanted atention just like the rest of us
There's got to be a simple test for a sex addict.
If youve ever been offered sex and said 'No Thanks' you can't possibly be an addict
:doh: Give me time, I'll remember when it was.