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sanddp
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 43
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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Am excited because its my turn to pick a film at the pictures and i've chosen... 'Stardust'!! Serve Mr P right for making me go and see all that blood and gore last time.... lol
We are very open in front of each other, from the start i thought if he can't see me burp or fart he doesn't know the real me.... lol
Again my time of the month is very private to me and number twos are a no no if each other is in the bathroom...
But i think its all about how you've been brought up and what enviroment you are in, i'm a nurse and deal with (and talk about) all the things that would make normal people blush - its just natural to me!! And therefore to Mr P too, whether he likes it or not sometimes!
Quote by Bonedigger
Yes, I agree, why is there not a sicking smily.....i demand to know who makes the smilies, and that they make a pukey smily for the marmite mentioning threads!!!

there is no need to get all worked up.
I am sure that if someone licked the marmite off you, you would learn to love it. :twisted:
oooooooohhhhhh splendid is that an offer??? LOL, and how sexy would I look if I had a peg on my nose while that 'someone licked the marmite off me.
LOL, Mrs B, that i would like to see....!!
I've never heard of a Hornbeam Tree?? So for anyone else who hasn't, see this link.....

I think its quite a nice tree..... lol
Whats with all this marmite??????
And now i can't find the emoticon for puking so this will have to do
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Hi Lyns, i understand that it can be a serious but most of the time unrecognised condition, go and see your GP and see what they say!! We knew a lady with the condition once and she had a UV light box that helped her, see this link (these are a bit expensive but you can get the idea)

Hope you feel better soon and keep us posted....
Debs x
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Hi! We're fairly new too, but must say everyone has been very nice and friendly and the forums are a great way to get to know people and they will have you in stitches half the time too!!
Hope you have fun x x x
Love Eastenders, yes its miserable and someone always has drama going on but would you want to watch a soap where nothing ever went wrong? Would be boring viewing..... And its comforting to know someones having a worse time than you are!!
Though its had its share of sexy blokes.....Grant Mitchell...who could ever forget the sex scene in the kitchen? And i think i would even give Minty a quick go.... redface
I always wanted to be the good witch in 'The Wizard of Oz'... she was so beautiful and the dress.....sigh..... redface
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Sounds like expensive tastes to me. Whatever happended to Frys chocolate?
Plimboy rolleyes :shock:

Ewww another wrong combination, fry's chocolate cream!! You can still get them, my Dad can't get enough of it..... Try Morrisons?
Thanks for all your replies, got plenty of ideas for my next dinner party!!!!
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Ooooh i forgot another one..... supernoodle sandwiches...great after a night out!
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I honestly think age had got very little to do with swinging, obviously your life experience counts but its about how you act and feel for your age.
I think we get a bit penalised for being at the younger end of swingers (both 26) but i don't see how it makes a difference as long as you all get along and know what you want!!
Saying that i do understand that people have the right to be choosy and each to their own at the end of the day.....
And Plimboy.... don't despair, i've always like an older man and i'm sure theres plenty of others who feel the same too....
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Aww thanks! but you can still keep your dirty chocolate covered strawberries.......
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I want chocolate....... (but not fruit and nut) lol


anything you fancy ??
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hang on whilst i wipe up my drool.....
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double yummy i gto a full box hidden from deks reach care to share lol

Always hide the chocolate from the men.....
rotflmao :rotflmao:
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Cheese and Salad Cream!
Yum! Yum!
:P

Mmmm i could just eat that now :lickface:
A woman after my own heart. I'll make you one biggrin
kiss
Be over in five bolt
Ready and waiting!
sillyhwoar:
tartlets :D :D :D :D :D
You could bring your fishy pasta over??
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Very interesting post, something i never really thought about before we started swinging, all the dynamics...you would think theres nothing to it -getting people to meet but infact its extremely difficult to co-ordinate a group of people (couples,singles etc) especially when they have busy and unpredictable lives!!
But i agree with the general gist of the thread, if people are serious about swinging they will make that little bit of extra effort or take all that into account.
Personally i don't see swinging as a quick fix but more a lifestyle to be experienced and enjoyed.... good things come to those who wait!!!
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Never thought yukky and chocolate would go together in the same sentence.....but can't pass judgement really til i've tried it.....
Now fruit in chocolate is well and truly wrong....

oh gosh cadburys fruit and nut mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or truffles mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm or freddy rodgers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm or a whole tin of quality streeeeets mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
galaxy :shock: :shock: :shock: its chololate to come to biggrin
Whats freddy rodgers??
but the easier to spell version lol
Lol, got you now......yum......!!!
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corned beef and ketchup!! it that strange???

No its not strange, lovely, yum......
Quote by dekntan
Never thought yukky and chocolate would go together in the same sentence.....but can't pass judgement really til i've tried it.....
Now fruit in chocolate is well and truly wrong....

oh gosh cadburys fruit and nut mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or truffles mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm or freddy rodgers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm or a whole tin of quality streeeeets mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
galaxy :shock: :shock: :shock: its chololate to come to biggrin
Whats freddy rodgers??
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Cheese and Salad Cream!
Yum! Yum!
:P

Mmmm i could just eat that now :lickface:
A woman after my own heart. I'll make you one biggrin
kiss
Be over in five bolt
Quote by bbw_lover
Cheese and Salad Cream!
Yum! Yum!
:P

Mmmm i could just eat that now :lickface:
Just following on from yucky combinations of chocolate thread...whats the strangest combination of things you like in a sandwich??
Mine is peanutbutter and cheese..... rolleyes
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Never thought yukky and chocolate would go together in the same sentence.....but can't pass judgement really til i've tried it.....
Now fruit in chocolate is well and truly wrong....
Now i love sex but 200 orgasms a day?? I'm lucky for one lol. Phew bet she must be exhausted though, feel a bit sorry for her....did i just say that?!!
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I'm thinking that i only have two more night shifts to go til i'm off for two weeks!!! Yey!!! What am i going to do with myself.... :shock:
oooh i absolutely love skirt sex, have just got two new ones, a black one and a tartan one, both very short!! need an occasion to wear them out other than in the bedroom though.... sad
Lol, bonedigger, your post made me giggle, it sounds exactly how i reacted the first time we went to a party!! It makes you realise we're all human and all nervous at times!!!
Sounds like you had a fun time though...
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