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scatty__matty
Over 90 days ago
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Are their any single guys out their who have payed to me a member of a swinging club but have never been invited to attend one such as Xtasia or uk liasons?.I need to know if this is a gamble or at XTASIA you have to pass an interview to get in the mixed nights!
Matty
Ok, yes I am into no strings sex and swinging but that is to feed my highly charged sexual the way I am looking for love and i need someone helpful to reccomend a dating site that is not a con to get your money and effective.
I joined up with xxxxxxxxxxxxx e and have got 10 replies, now eventhough I am goodlooking i still think nothing is quite right their.I wouldnt be surprised if they are making up profiles to draw me into paying a membership a start their is no forum!
Matty x
REPORT ON PARADISE HEALTH SPA (BOURNEMOUTH)
After the close media attention from the local paper, I was under no illusion that this place has to offer the same as the popular Rios. Naturist health spa by name, swinging venue by nature, the addition of a couples only night only adds to the obvious assumption.
Being a curious single male, I felt obliged to check this place out and it was all I can say well worth a skinny dip. When better than immediately after midnight on the stroke of the couples only night. Greeted kindly at the reception, I undressed my kit and covered my already hard mojo with a towel. Despite their being gorgeous barmaids it were the couples that caught my eye as I walked in and my intention could not be more vivid.
Within seconds, I was made to feel at home and I didn’t hesitate to get stuck into the deep conversations between three relaxed couples. Being the only single guy their, I had to make my self hot property and I did. Flirting, boasting and outrageous behaviour rewarded me a life line and got a few people in the mood .
I upset one couple(they left abruptly) which got me even closer to the sexy Laura and as soon as she sat on my lap I knew she was in my hands. It was her husband I had to impress most, so I got out the ice cubes and vowed the games begin. Passing them on to Laura allowed me to test the boundaries, the snogging and fondling was delightful and further more her husband Paul did not look the slightest bit bothered.
Acknowledging there is a rest room upstairs, my next job was to get the key and to do so an invite proves irresistible. I looked over to Paul and tactfully joked ‘how much further could I to the rest room we went and a blissful experience it was. A bit of shyness had dawned on a more sober Laura, but I could sense they were grateful before they departed. Still feeling greedy, I strolled into the sun lounge in search for another couple, it was empty so I lied on the cosy deck chairs reflecting on the eventful experience.
Already feeling fulfilled, I couldn’t go with out properly using the facilities so I plunged into the spa where I shared my forbidden fuck festing encounter with two eager single males who looked assured but disappointed they missed out. Paradise is a little place with great potential, it is very peaceful during the day but livens up at night with a spirited crowd of people.
i wrote a report on paradise health spa in Bournemouth and sent it to contact@swingingheaven.co.uk and it is not displayed on the 'clubs and parties' bit
i had one for two gives me hemmeroids if that the correct also takes definition out of my legs.I prefer slow running, walking and aerobics for my cardio.i am a natural bodybuilder you see
what if i put the blame on a random person with their address and full name from another they bother to look further into it!
where is it? recieved no reply or any thing...how come?
anyone else had this problem
Matty
I got a new scooter in March along with brand new insurance, a provisional license and cbt transport worries are over and i was loving the road, including easy dogging access.
Ive recieved three speeding tickets! im so stupid but i know i will never do it again.i didnt know my 50cc bike could go that fast!
what do i do, is their a way to escape this?
so fecking harsh
matty
I was wondering if any couples have encountered other couples who are not what they say they are and how common this could their men who pay women to accompany them at swinging clubs?
Also, would anyone object against this deceptive behaviour or should this be must desroy the spirit of things and jeopardise mens morals as an unaware partner could be encouraging prostitution and be in risk of infection.
Scatty matty x
Hi,
I was invited to go to one in London three weeks ago but I left it to late to confirm and they did not is organised by a swinging couple and they call it indoor wicked thing is, they only expect a contribution from is really hot!
They also do couples only swinging nights...also fo just a called joyfest...any one heard of it too!
I find all types of women sexy and I feel a real hetero sexual alpha male has the ability to see beauty in most women.I mean if you get it up when your dancing with her, that means shes worth a fuck.I go to BBW night clubs and I think you should see for your self.I have found bigger women are easier to please, they tend to be less stuck up them self and dare I say it an easier if I have offended any one that way, but looking at generalization you will find that is if you are a goodlooking 20 year old!
Matty
This site is awesome and has the busiest forum around.I was atxxxxxxxxxxxx before and has to be the biggest con and crock of shite on the face of the % of the female profiles were fake and people on their top ratings list were made up.I found a way to rate your self and made my self 9.8 out of 10(the best) and still did not pull.
On top of that they use to email people saying other members wants to fuck you to get you to sign 30 pound a up as someone else and its the same person with identicle message! sussed........ Some idiots use to fall for it!
Matty
It has come to my attention that I have not yet met anyone dogging or any where for that matter from a swingers close once, but phone went dead last minute.I have howether had three one night stands at a mature night club, one from a BBW night club and a BBW i met on the net before doing it with her the first night I met her.I cant say it is all down to physical attraction, it requires a bit of persistance and tactfulness this class me as a swinger?......as it is no string sex I am having.
Matty
Is any one at least interested in going here at some point, I would like peoples opinion in whether it would take of or all naturists are swingers?-yet they are obviousely this cause a clash?
Matty x
Hi,
Their is a paradise health spa opening this Saturday in Bournemouth with play rooms and couples only sections, I checked it out yesterday while the refurbishment is taking website is and is abit vague, I enquired in person to get a true picture.
Females go free for the first week so Ladies do not hesitate to pm me inorder to find out what time I am going. Single males and couples are welcome to meet me for a chat.
Matty x goodlooking, young and charismatic
Hi all,
I have been invited to a couples only swingers party in London and require a likeminded female who shares the same fantasy.I will select the lucky lady by Friday evening and my choice will be detered on a first come first serve 's are welcomed too.
I am NEW, goodlooking, clean and am very cultured. I am mature with a gentleman manner!
Matty x