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secksy_cpl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Straight Female, 61
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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I am always working in ppl,s homes, thats cos im a decorator lol
There has been many times whilst moving beds and stuff about that vibrators/porn magazines have been uncovered. As was said earlier, the ppl just blush and leave the room never to mention it again
There was one job i was working at, (the woman was realy realy nice) she had given me a key to let myself in, which i did. As i went in she shouted to help myself to tea, as i have to have a cuppa before i start. The house was open plan downstairs so off i go into the i hear her say sumthing to me and i turn around to see her sitting on the sofa completely topless.I just didnt know wot to do where to look or anything. Bearing in mind that the woman was well worth it (I know how crude) and she was the flirty type I was just gob smacked. Then she leans over and picks her baby up which i hadnt noticed and starts breast feeding it. I dont know if i was relieved of frustrated.
Mr secks
There has been many times whilst moving beds and stuff about that vibrators/porn magazines have been uncovered. As was said earlier, the ppl just blush and leave the room never to mention it again
There was one job i was working at, (the woman was realy realy nice) she had given me a key to let myself in, which i did. As i went in she shouted to help myself to tea, as i have to have a cuppa before i start. The house was open plan downstairs so off i go into the i hear her say sumthing to me and i turn around to see her sitting on the sofa completely topless.I just didnt know wot to do where to look or anything. Bearing in mind that the woman was well worth it (I know how crude) and she was the flirty type I was just gob smacked. Then she leans over and picks her baby up which i hadnt noticed and starts breast feeding it. I dont know if i was relieved of frustrated.
Mr secks
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nothing fancy, just wot im drinking now........morgans spiced with coke
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no more mention of asparagus
like i said its just wrong and this is MY thread
Mr secks
like i said its just wrong and this is MY thread
Mr secks
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Quote by noladreams
We are all experts at something! :thumbup:
i,m an expert decorator lol
quite good at annoying ppl too
Mr secks
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Quote by noladreams
And then there's always 'soggy biscuit' for the more competitive boys!
:shock:
Huh?!
dont ask its really really gross
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Yes i have a shed, a typical man's shed. It's full of everything i need and have a use for (one day) It has a huge selection of varying useful and not so useful items. The pleasure of looking for, and finding, something that you knew you had stock-piled away for years is just so immense.
Having watched the film Iron Man, one day i'm going into my shed to cobble together my own super hero suit made from old paint tins and nuts and bolts and other such crap that i knew i had a use for
Mrs secksy is not allowed into MY shed
Mr secks
Having watched the film Iron Man, one day i'm going into my shed to cobble together my own super hero suit made from old paint tins and nuts and bolts and other such crap that i knew i had a use for
Mrs secksy is not allowed into MY shed
Mr secks
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Hi Hot,
Can u put us down as a possible, will let u know nearer the time
Can u put us down as a possible, will let u know nearer the time
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Yep, mk2 mondeo, done the rear light cluster (both sides) two weeks after buying the car
This is the second time ive had to do the pollen filter
This is the second time ive had to do the pollen filter
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Yes, my car is leaking,again
It means i have to take loads of bits off in order to get to the bit thats leaking, and then refit it all. This is not the first time ive had to do this, so i have got an idea of wot im doing (for a change)
Well at least i have summit to do, so i wont be on here annoying ppl
Be back in a cpl hours lol although it shud only take 20 mins
W
It means i have to take loads of bits off in order to get to the bit thats leaking, and then refit it all. This is not the first time ive had to do this, so i have got an idea of wot im doing (for a change)
Well at least i have summit to do, so i wont be on here annoying ppl
Be back in a cpl hours lol although it shud only take 20 mins
W
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The worst bit is when my nipples stick to the wet t-shirt but I am sure you guys have already thought of that.
I am now, and im smiling
I am now, and im smiling
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I do this all day every day, Its easier on your own.
If you need any advice just ask
W
If you need any advice just ask
W
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Sorry we cant make this one, im working away from home for a while and wont be back then.
have fun ppl
hope to see you all soon
K & W
have fun ppl
hope to see you all soon
K & W
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Im pretty sure im back in the north east then so add us to the list please.
This working away malarky isnt all its cracked up to be lol
K & W
This working away malarky isnt all its cracked up to be lol
K & W
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Hi C & M ... W away until 26th feb so can we let u know last minute?
Cheers
K xx
Cheers
K xx
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We had talked about having a 3sum for months before we actually did it. We'd chatted to the guy for quite a while but I don't think anything actually prepares you for it! A lot of people say the fantasy is better than the reality but in this case that 3sum was way better.
We were buzzing afterwards. However for a couple of days after we both felt really down - I think it was probably just coming down from the experience but that was also something we weren't prepared for. Maybe that only happens the first couple of times because it hasn't happened since.
That first experience definitely left us wanting more but I've got to say that 3sum was definitely one of the best we've had. :twisted:
Mrs Secksy
We were buzzing afterwards. However for a couple of days after we both felt really down - I think it was probably just coming down from the experience but that was also something we weren't prepared for. Maybe that only happens the first couple of times because it hasn't happened since.
That first experience definitely left us wanting more but I've got to say that 3sum was definitely one of the best we've had. :twisted:
Mrs Secksy
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Hi BIoke ... can you take us off the list please, we can't make it. Thanks. K
