Sexlightened
Wouldn't mind meeting the girl with two, though. Just like Linda lovelace in 'Deepthroat'
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Sexlightened
Quote by DeeCee
i have in the past suffered in the same way........... i used to get this when i was fooling around as a youngster.... and would spend hours merely snogging or groping....rather than having sex to completion.
however its not as bad as when you feel that one your nuts has become twisted and wont move. when it does it hurts like hell..... certainly its no laughing matter.
however i have a couple of cures:
a) wear looser pants
b) a really hot bath... to promote movement
c) demand your partner stop being such a prick-tease
I had a testicular torsion once. Damn doctor didn't work out what it was until it was too late. I ended up losing one. Hasn't stopped me from having a couple of kids though, and DeeCee i fully agree with you it was agony. Felt like i was being kicked in the bollocks for a week.
Sexlightened
That is great news mr and mrs quimninja. My wifes had cancer three times now( but not had anything for 10 years :thumbup: ) so i know how hard it can be for everyone and we've just found out one of our friends has got it. Give our best to your sister and we both hope she kicks the cancer squarly in the nuts.
Jeff and Lynne
Jeff and Lynne
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Is it just me or is everyone on this site a nutter? I think i've found some where to call home. 
:lol: :lol: :shock: :sticky:
P.s just found all the other emoticons.
:lol: :lol: :shock: :sticky: P.s just found all the other emoticons.
Sexlightened
Thank god someone else has had this. I thought i was a freak. At least i'm not the only one. lol. By the way has anyone tried the porn channels on ntl? got one last night. It wasn't very good.
Sexlightened
Hi guys, can anyone out there help me with a painful question? Why is it that if you get really turned on, and then dont have sex why is it that your testicles hurt like you've just been kicked? This has bothered me for ages, but i've never known who to ask. Hopefullt someone can help.
Cheers, Jeff
Cheers, Jeff
Sexlightened
No you can't go into malls if it's showng, lol. Lynne is thinking about getting it done. We both have peircings, how bad is really? Need to know from someone else who else has peircings. does it take long to heal ? How long is it till you can have sex agatn? minds need to know.
jeff x
jeff x
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Kathy reichs is good and so is patricia cornwell, at the minute i'm getting into crime stuff. and i've just finished warlock by wilbuor smith. damn good series of books.
Sexlightened
Good omens was one of the funniest books i'd read. but lets not forget the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, a trilogy in four parts. best book(books ?) ever.
Sexlightened
Don't know how much extra pleasure a clit peircing gives, but if it's any thing like my prince albert, it'll will be quite a bit. Bit worried about if we meet a girl with a peirced clit and i get my tongue stud caught up in it.
Guy get your dick peirced, doesn't hurt, much, and my wife loves it( but not when it comes out in the heat of the moment and i have to put it back in). Only problem with it is you cant have sex for 6 weeks. Good job i was single when i got it done! :twisted:
Guy get your dick peirced, doesn't hurt, much, and my wife loves it( but not when it comes out in the heat of the moment and i have to put it back in). Only problem with it is you cant have sex for 6 weeks. Good job i was single when i got it done! :twisted:
Sexlightened
When i was little the daleks scared the hell out of me. I used to hide behind the setee or a ccushion when they were on. Also does any one remember " Armchair thrillers" where the skeleton sat on an armchair in the credits? that was scary. Now i think Debt collectors and idiots drunk in pubs worry me.
jeff
jeff
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welcome minxs, you'll have have loads of fun here and the people are great. hope you have lots of fun. :welcome:
:welcome: Sexlightened
are you ready for this?
The seven dwarves are meeting the Pope and as they are stood there, there's much whispering. Suddenly they push Dopey out and he says, while looking at his feet "excuse me, your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the vatican?"
The Pope looks at him and says "no, my son", the other six dwarves start giggling and push Dopey back out again.
"Exuse me your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" he asks.
Again the Pope answers no, the six dwarves start giggling louder and push out Dopey a third time, "I dont mean to bother you again your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in the world?", The Pope thinks a bit and finally answers, "My son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere."
At this the six dwarves collapse into hysterical laughter, singing, "Dopey fucked a penquin, Dopey fucked a penquin."
Hope you liked it
Jeff :lol: :giggle:
The seven dwarves are meeting the Pope and as they are stood there, there's much whispering. Suddenly they push Dopey out and he says, while looking at his feet "excuse me, your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the vatican?"
The Pope looks at him and says "no, my son", the other six dwarves start giggling and push Dopey back out again.
"Exuse me your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" he asks.
Again the Pope answers no, the six dwarves start giggling louder and push out Dopey a third time, "I dont mean to bother you again your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in the world?", The Pope thinks a bit and finally answers, "My son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere."
At this the six dwarves collapse into hysterical laughter, singing, "Dopey fucked a penquin, Dopey fucked a penquin."
Hope you liked it
Jeff
:lol: :giggle: Sexlightened
Thanks jane and will, we'll keep that in mind. And yeah, it does seem like a bit of a catch 22 situation.
J and L x
J and L x
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Hi guys, how do you get known on the site? We would love to go to stuff like munch's and socials(wild rose and the stag's wedding do sounds cool) but we are not sure how to get known. Is it difficult? i understand the reason to be discrete and such but how can we meet some of the others on the site,you all sound like our kind of people(a little mad).Thats it, just a simple queation that will probably open a huge can of worms.
J and L x
J and L x
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I'll check that interesting. At least i'm not just the only one up at this time of the morning.
Sexlightened
I've tried to read the classics but they do start to do my head in after a while. Saying that i reckon give it 60 years Terry Pratchett wil be a classic(bloody funny though). If i'm in the mood to read just to let my brain time off give me a bit of Eric Von Danniken(i've usually got at three books on the go at any one time, costs me a fortune). Discuss. lol
Sexlightened
I likeread all that stuff too. Stephen king is pretty cool too, although he has gone more pschycalogical(?) in recent years. Dont mind the odd bit of pulp fiction when i'm feeling lowbrow, just reading a book on wether the bible has descriptions of ufo's.
Sexlightened
Try Duncton wood, it's great. All about moles but when your half way through you start thinking they're about the size of horses. A bit like Watership Down without the rabbits.
Sexlightened
Help! Does anyone know the name of that porn star who got the record for having sex with the most men? I think it was either Annabel Chong or Amy Wong, but i think Amy is one of the women on Futurama. It's not important, it's just that it's doing my head in trying to remember.
Thanks
Jeff
Thanks
Jeff
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Hi guys. Does anyone fancy a drink tonight in the redcar, middlesbrough area. If anybody is up for it then PM us. Hopefully soneone will.
J and L xx
J and L xx
Sexlightened
We don't have an issue with her having sex with the participants, although she might get a bit sore, it's just we weren't sure what would occour. sounds like fun though. might have to look for a party near us soon.
Sexlightened
Us two think anal sex is great, she likes the feeling of being 'full' and i like tightness. only problem is i don't last very long while i'm there, feels too nice. lol. But we don't do it all the time as i think it would start to get boring, it's more a special treat. :twisted:
Sexlightened
Hi guys, has anyone out there in swinging land tried bukkake? my wife thinks it could be quite good fun. we've had threesums and a foursum but we want to try more. what is involved? does she have sex with everyone? sucks their cock or what? And as an aside, does anyone know what it's called if you have more than two women being fucked by one man? Apart from a male dream, lol. cheers :shock:
Sexlightened
Suffolk cpl have a point. The worst thing that could happen to us would be someone who lives near by realising it's us. Action shots are all right but really what does it convey? you can read any thing into it. lots have people have given us pointers but i think in the long run we are going to have to do what is right after taking everyones views in and assembling our own,new, ideas. the thing i'm most worried about is picture collectors and possibly having my face, along with my cock, on a web site somewhere without me knowing about it.
Sexlightened
I agree, you have to really talk about it. My wife wanted to try a 3some with another guy and to be honest i was a bit wary( the jelousy bit, you know) but we were lucky and approched a freind who seemed up for a bit of fun. we made some rules, common sence stuff relly, stop and no mean stop and no, and he wasn't allowed to cum in her apart from thet anything went. long story short, we had a great night and have done it a few times since, not too often mind, got to keep the thrill going. So talk alot, find some one you both klike the look of and above all have sure about having a bi male join us though, but who knows what the futre holds.
Sexlightened
we've thought about going to a couple of clubs, but it is a bit scary going somewhere oyu know no-one. Seems like good fun though. Going to try isis in leeds soon.
Sexlightened
Hi guys is anyone going to one of isis quests couples nights anytime soon? I t would be nice to know at least some names if not faces. do many couples go in?
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used to go to the bulldog but it got a bit crap, apparently the rock and blues is the same. just do small rallies now, hopefully get to the farmyard this year but will be at the number 1 and the rusty nuts. anybody going to any of the small local rallies look us up. I WILL get to stormin the castle, only been trying to get there for 10 years. lol
