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27 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer

Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

FFS Blue what you running there an NHS Dentists or something :shock:
Maybe she needs a good filling? :shock:

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22 Nov 2005

Quote by dave8761
hiya
lissa i even put in my post for the meet that i dont want to guys to watch stand there or just wank what more can a girl do lol
oh well boys keep a eye out for the next meet prob b next week sum time
thanks jo xxx

i'll keep my eye out for that meet.........just hoping i get like standing in line at school waiting to be picked for the soccer team...*lol*
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nice one Dave

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7 Nov 2005

Sounds good to me!!! smile

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21 Oct 2005

Don't I get to go in the middle then? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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21 Oct 2005

Hi everyone ...... there I was, sat bored ridgid waiting for my banquet when I spotted a tatty old catalogue.
Thumbing through the pages, eyes glazed over, I saw a paddling pool and my brain suddenly started working overtime... :idea:
I thought, wouldn't it be great to fill the bugger full of jelly and get a few people round for some fun in it :twisted:
I imagined the scene, rolleyes

then realised I had to use said catalogue to keep things covered :shock:
Has anyone else ever tried something like that, or have I got a problem? :P
I was wondering what options you would choose for such a project i.e .....
1 Size of pool - keep it cosy or Olympic dimensions
2 Jelly - flavour preference
3 Consistancy - make it a bouncy castle or nice n sloppy
4 Recipe - keep it simple or make a trifle ...... where would you put the cherries???
5 Alcohol - Wack in a few gallons of voddie for an extra kick.
........Oh dear, I think I'm losing the plot sad

do I need therapy biggrin

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12 Oct 2005

How about me in overalls, does that count? ....... could do a bit of grinding to make sparks for extra effect ......... grinding ooh err lol

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2 Oct 2005

The rep won't have to work for six months, she'll live on the commission and holiday somewhere hot for the winter hehe
....... just going to check out the duracell share price and maybe invest in a few! rotflmao

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2 Oct 2005

Did you meddle with the ballcock Blue? innocent

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1 Oct 2005

Hey I'm an engineer trained in electronics, electrical, and mechanical work ...... surely I'm qualified to carry out all the repairs on the SH sex toys then :!: biggrin

.... could be a big job that though - might have to carry out some battery to mains conversions judging by some of the posts on here redface

...... anyone or anything need a good service confused

: :shock: wink

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23 Sep 2005

cheeky boing lol

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23 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
i know people who have and occasional problems are a build up of limescale on the ring if you dont regularly move it / clean it...

would these help dunno

just the ticket... first boil up equal parts of white vinegar to water and soak for a few hours.. then a quick scrub with those tools to remove the residue... and job's a good'un.
Ahh that reminds me....... its nearly conker season hehehe :lol:

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21 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
just avoid asking the ladies about "bits" or offering to "byte"
sorry ..that was a lame excuse at a computer orientated joke

She might have said CACHE me if you can, then he tried to RAM it in too quickly, but was still FLOPPY and his excuse was due to the very HARD DRIVE to the venue???
:shock:

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20 Sep 2005

.....asking, begging, or hoping haha biggrin

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20 Sep 2005

Oh yeh I recon I do ....... maybe I should keep my head down for a bit! redface

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20 Sep 2005

Hi all, I'm Mark, 38
Well you know how it is, long boring motorway journeys ........ I have to travel from the North West on Sunday 25/9 early evening and am travelling down to the South East and staying over until Thursday.
I was wondering if anyone wanted to say hi along the way, and fancied a swift beer (not for me tho) rolleyes

or whatever else might take their fancy (erm girls only for that lol) lol

It could be the best car journey ever, who knows. confused

Have fun everyone x

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20 Sep 2005

Postie sounds a real gent ......
see how we suffer to keep you girls amused :P wink

:P

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20 Sep 2005

........ just a thought ........ whats the chances of getting RSI of the tongue or anything else after a few meets? ........ not sure if work would be too impressed with the sick note! ...... reason for absence ........ swollen tongue from constant pussy licking........ doctor recommends pussy being filled with ice and tongue slowly inserted and left until swelling reduces. If the cock swells, then I'm not going to the doctors haha. lol

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19 Sep 2005

Hey thanks for all the replies, it has really made me feel part of the gang and hope to see one or two of you real soon ....... ok I'm greedy ....... I meant all of you haha.
And as for saying all was promising until reading that I was now in the north ....... well I have a bike, and can cover a fair few miles pretty quickly hehehe biggrin

:twisted: :D :silly:
Have fun everyone xx

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19 Sep 2005

Hi all at SH,
After many a month browsing the site, I thought it was time to hopefully get more involved. I'm Mark, 38, 6ft, average build, and a Southerner who has emigrated to the North West haha. I hope to meet up with some of the lovely ladies (gawd that sounds so corny) from SH in good time, but for now am not expecting a miracle so just thought I'd introduce myself and say hello.
Well its late now, so I guess I better hit the sack. Take care everyone and have fun ..... I'm sure you all will!!! lol

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