Quote by Him'nHer
Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge
FFS Blue what you running there an NHS Dentists or something :shock:
Maybe she needs a good filling? :shock:
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shaggs147
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
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Quote by dave8761
hiya
lissa i even put in my post for the meet that i dont want to guys to watch stand there or just wank what more can a girl do lol
oh well boys keep a eye out for the next meet prob b next week sum time
thanks jo xxx
i'll keep my eye out for that meet.........just hoping i get like standing in line at school waiting to be picked for the soccer team...*lol*
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Nice one Dave
Hi everyone ...... there I was, sat bored ridgid waiting for my banquet when I spotted a tatty old catalogue.
Thumbing through the pages, eyes glazed over, I saw a paddling pool and my brain suddenly started working overtime... :idea:
I thought, wouldn't it be great to fill the bugger full of jelly and get a few people round for some fun in it :twisted:
I imagined the scene,
then realised I had to use said catalogue to keep things covered :shock:
Has anyone else ever tried something like that, or have I got a problem? :P
I was wondering what options you would choose for such a project i.e .....
1 Size of pool - keep it cosy or Olympic dimensions
2 Jelly - flavour preference
3 Consistancy - make it a bouncy castle or nice n sloppy
4 Recipe - keep it simple or make a trifle ...... where would you put the cherries???
5 Alcohol - Wack in a few gallons of voddie for an extra kick.
........Oh dear, I think I'm losing the plot
do I need therapy 
Thumbing through the pages, eyes glazed over, I saw a paddling pool and my brain suddenly started working overtime... :idea:
I thought, wouldn't it be great to fill the bugger full of jelly and get a few people round for some fun in it :twisted:
I imagined the scene,
then realised I had to use said catalogue to keep things covered :shock: Has anyone else ever tried something like that, or have I got a problem? :P
I was wondering what options you would choose for such a project i.e .....
1 Size of pool - keep it cosy or Olympic dimensions
2 Jelly - flavour preference
3 Consistancy - make it a bouncy castle or nice n sloppy
4 Recipe - keep it simple or make a trifle ...... where would you put the cherries???
5 Alcohol - Wack in a few gallons of voddie for an extra kick.
........Oh dear, I think I'm losing the plot
do I need therapy 
Hey I'm an engineer trained in electronics, electrical, and mechanical work ...... surely I'm qualified to carry out all the repairs on the SH sex toys then :!: .... could be a big job that though - might have to carry out some battery to mains conversions judging by some of the posts on here 
...... anyone or anything need a good service 
: :shock: 
.... could be a big job that though - might have to carry out some battery to mains conversions judging by some of the posts on here ...... anyone or anything need a good service : :shock: Quote by fluffer
i know people who have and occasional problems are a build up of limescale on the ring if you dont regularly move it / clean it...
would these help
just the ticket... first boil up equal parts of white vinegar to water and soak for a few hours.. then a quick scrub with those tools to remove the residue... and job's a good'un.
Ahh that reminds me....... its nearly conker season hehehe :lol:
Quote by dargento
just avoid asking the ladies about "bits" or offering to "byte"
sorry ..that was a lame excuse at a computer orientated joke
She might have said CACHE me if you can, then he tried to RAM it in too quickly, but was still FLOPPY and his excuse was due to the very HARD DRIVE to the venue???
:shock:
Hi all, I'm Mark, 38
Well you know how it is, long boring motorway journeys ........ I have to travel from the North West on Sunday 25/9 early evening and am travelling down to the South East and staying over until Thursday.
I was wondering if anyone wanted to say hi along the way, and fancied a swift beer (not for me tho) or whatever else might take their fancy (erm girls only for that lol)
It could be the best car journey ever, who knows.
Have fun everyone x
Well you know how it is, long boring motorway journeys ........ I have to travel from the North West on Sunday 25/9 early evening and am travelling down to the South East and staying over until Thursday.
I was wondering if anyone wanted to say hi along the way, and fancied a swift beer (not for me tho)
or whatever else might take their fancy (erm girls only for that lol) It could be the best car journey ever, who knows.
Have fun everyone x
........ just a thought ........ whats the chances of getting RSI of the tongue or anything else after a few meets? ........ not sure if work would be too impressed with the sick note! ...... reason for absence ........ swollen tongue from constant pussy licking........ doctor recommends pussy being filled with ice and tongue slowly inserted and left until swelling reduces. If the cock swells, then I'm not going to the doctors haha.
Hey thanks for all the replies, it has really made me feel part of the gang and hope to see one or two of you real soon ....... ok I'm greedy ....... I meant all of you haha.
And as for saying all was promising until reading that I was now in the north ....... well I have a bike, and can cover a fair few miles pretty quickly hehehe :twisted: :silly:
Have fun everyone xx
And as for saying all was promising until reading that I was now in the north ....... well I have a bike, and can cover a fair few miles pretty quickly hehehe
:twisted: :silly: Have fun everyone xx
Hi all at SH,
After many a month browsing the site, I thought it was time to hopefully get more involved. I'm Mark, 38, 6ft, average build, and a Southerner who has emigrated to the North West haha. I hope to meet up with some of the lovely ladies (gawd that sounds so corny) from SH in good time, but for now am not expecting a miracle so just thought I'd introduce myself and say hello.
Well its late now, so I guess I better hit the sack. Take care everyone and have fun ..... I'm sure you all will!!!
After many a month browsing the site, I thought it was time to hopefully get more involved. I'm Mark, 38, 6ft, average build, and a Southerner who has emigrated to the North West haha. I hope to meet up with some of the lovely ladies (gawd that sounds so corny) from SH in good time, but for now am not expecting a miracle so just thought I'd introduce myself and say hello.
Well its late now, so I guess I better hit the sack. Take care everyone and have fun ..... I'm sure you all will!!!
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