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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by bluexxx
Right i know i'm in a remote chance but ive missed the last few cause of not seing the threads till they were full.
and you all have rubbed it in by saying how great they were.... not only that you showed the pics. to torment me even more
/beg mode on
so can you please please please please but my name down.
/beg mode off
JGL

Oh OK then... I suppose I could put you on the list... if you're man enough :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
well i'm always up for a challenge..
thanks bluexxx your a star
JGL
Right i know i'm in a remote chance but ive missed the last few cause of not seing the threads till they were full.
and you all have rubbed it in by saying how great they were.... not only that you showed the pics. to torment me even more
/beg mode on
so can you please please please please but my name down.
/beg mode off
JGL
Quote by hornyred and dino
Having seen the anal thread it got me thinking about something i have never done but really want to try soon , double penertration. I enjoy anal and find the orgasm it gives me , quite intense but very different to viginal orgasms . Im wondering if others (women) find this to be the case? and if so , do you get the two types of orgasm at the same time from d,p ?(i do hope so biggrin ) It has become a bit of a mission for me to do d,p now so im sure i`ll find out for myself soon enough . Would just like a bit of feed back as to what to expect. H`red.
Well this thread has died on its arse ! confused
well if you ever need the 2nd Male... feel free to Pm me smile :) :)
Quote by MQ
mmmmmmmmm I get eagerslut in my birthday month! :twisted: Does that mean I get you as a present too wink

talking about birthdays... Please could everyone pay attention to the August Page!!!!
JGL
Quote by rudolf_uk

no one reall knows who the real JGL is. i could be married with 3 kids. fair enought i'm not.
JGL

But how do we know your not, you could just be saying that :P
i just let people beleive what they want.
i know ive never lyed so. is upto them to judge me and trust me
JGL
Only joking, didnt mean to offend
you'll need top work harder than that to offend me...
i take everything on the chin.
JGL
Quote by dazandlou
:smug: Oh and JGL babe, PLEASE print it off professionally... it'll make loads of money for the charity!

Right Will do.
i'd go and find some quotes and dates of when it can be done
JGL
Quote by rudolf_uk

no one reall knows who the real JGL is. i could be married with 3 kids. fair enought i'm not.
JGL

But how do we know your not, you could just be saying that :P
i just let people beleive what they want.
i know ive never lyed so. is upto them to judge me and trust me
JGL
depends on how convinceing a liar can be.
I'm a very honest person and try not to lie if i can help it. but i do know that if i did lie. ppl would believe me.
truth tothe fact. i have gained a lot of trust from ppl. but no one reall knows who the real JGL is. i could be married with 3 kids. fair enought i'm not. but there are ppl around that are very clever at lying. and do it as a skill.
at the weekend i was winding a freind up but it got too the wrong way and really uset her. so i can see what damage lying can do.
JGL
errrr. well me and 2 other female members of the sight had to explain what dogging was to the taxi driver on the wat home from Marcusos party.
on the way to the party he asked if we was going to a "sex party" and you should of seen the siclence in the car. so on the way back he was asking us about it. and dogging came up. he was quiet shocked at teh respose we gave him.
i think he'll remember that night for a long while!!!
JGL
Quote by dambuster

I so need to try this soon cool

I can feel a queue forming.
(Well - I think it's a queue that I can feel forming)
i thought it was for the ice cream!!!
but now that i'm hear!!!
LOL
JGL
Quote by edinbughchris
who for one if i got an offer i'd be cumming before i got on the train!!! lol
JGL

You'd better be a repeater then!
Reminds me of one night in a club, end of the night, everyone shagged out, someone at the bar said, "well I would but there's only ten minutes till chucking out time".
The two girls replied, "time enough for us - what a shame the guys need five minutes to get in the mood". We had to watch wink sad rotflmao
its not a nice thing to die on stage... its happened to me. first time i played in an open room. i just couldn't take all the eyes that were on me, and i froze. I was turned on to fuck, but just could'nt turn the fucker (or not so in this case) on.
so i know what the bloke would be feeling...
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
OR
He heard Sarge had managed to get into the chatroom?

bloody hell! now that would be a sight and a half!!!!
i dont thing my brain could comprehend it either!!!
JGL
well for one. i dont class my self as a timewaster. if i arrange to be somewhere. i will try my up most to be there... fair enought there have been occasions where ive had to cancel my plans but i have always made sure the person i am meeting is fully aware. and the reasons why. and do alwasy try and re-arange the date.
i think everyone is a bit sceptical about timewasters.. more so by the ones that have had to deal with the time waster.. i have read quite a few posts. and for some reason. its the sexier ones in the forum and chat room that get the timewasters...
i was chatting in the chatroom over xmas. and a guy came into the room who has stood someone up (who was also in the room). he made no effort to appoigies to the person. but i think he got hes punishment... the whole room told the guy he must of be stupid to stand up the perosn he did. a VERY VERY attactive lady. who for one if i got an offer i'd be cumming before i got on the train!!! lol
JGL
Quote by little gem
Gentle could be what the G stands for in JGL
I'd take care of you.. show you how deadly my hands can be!!!! wink

PM right now! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P
On topic, my mother goes on at me about always being on the net. She keeps telling me I'll get Deep Vein Thrombosis and Carpall Tunnel all the time, very cheary!
lol
I always wonder what I am allowed to do in this modern day as it seems everything can make me ill or give me some kind of disease etc. So what is reallly good or bad for one's health and how can it be proven?
Gem. x
MQ, are you implying I am corrupted :shock: I am shocked! :lol: Me??? Nevaaarrr! :twisted: :P
one Pm sent as requested :twisted:
Quote by MQ
I've now seen Reese's pics and ahem redface surprisedops:
memories.............. :twisted:

or mamaeries
JGL
Quote by little gem
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)

OH...... i think that can be arranged!
JGL warms hands ready !!!!!

redface Do be gentle, I am an innocent and delicate little gem! ;)
:twisted:
Gentle could be what the G stands for in JGL
I'd take care of you.. show you how deadly my hands can be!!!! wink
Quote by hardnlusty
smackbottom Bend over boy and take it like a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I'm bending over! wink
JGL
Quote by hardnlusty
Lol JGL you know you would have lurrrrrrrrrved it!

who says i still cant get it!!!!
JGL
Quote by LilMissGullable
Oh ok......
Well i need a sexy man to go with 1st hunny..... rolleyes

where do i get teh application forms.
and how strict are the guidelines on what "sexy means.
please find Passport foto enclosed

I have change the image to a link becasue it might sacre the younger folk on the web site.. and err... lusty. might beat the crap out of me for leaving it her!!!
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
i have some of the best conversations with myself.
i can spend most of the night nattering away, and laughing to myself
JGL

Right so the evenings we have spent chatting aren't that good then because some of the best conversations you have are with yourself mad :x :x :x
bolt
you evil person...
of corse i enjoy our conversations.... i wouldn't chat to you if i thought you was boring.
JGL
Quote by little gem
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)

OH...... i think that can be arranged!
JGL warms hands ready !!!!!
try
there are loads on online baord games. i used to spend a lot of time on there
JGL
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Talking to yourself again JGL?
Dawn :silly:

i have some of the best conversations with myself.
i can spend most of the night nattering away, and laughing to myself
JGL
Quote by honeyriderx
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Cant you dish out a more fitting punishment whip smackbottom :whip: :smackbottom:

But half the peeps on this sight would enjoy that type of punishment!!
JGL
INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
Offender : You!
Date: Thursday, 17th Jan, 2005 01:25pm
Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I know this is probably a stupid question but i'm gonna ask it anyway
Why can't this be made a sticky. or even the triangly type sticky!!!
JGL

Firstly - because there is already a Sticky about this in here.
Secondly - because this is more noticable for those that don't read Stickies.
Thirdly - because we wouldn't have the fun of bumping it up every now and then!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

i knew there was a reason!.. well 3 reasons..
sorry to try and go above my rank sgt!!!!....
JGL
Quote by baronS
biggrin :D :D :D WOW, new to this site and tonight I met this stunning lady. We had a drink and then went back to her place and it was the best sex I'd had for years. If this is the response from the chicks on this site then I want more :D :D :D :D :D
Never thought it was going to be this easy to get a lay, keep trying chaps, it works

something tells me this will be your last. from this site!!!
swinging aint about a "easy lay".
JGL
I know this is probably a stupid question but i'm gonna ask it anyway
Why can't this be made a sticky. or even the triangly type sticky!!!
JGL