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snow_white
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 38

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I couldn't view that forum because the Admin had banned my IP address?! Maddness. Unless someone else in my house has already been trolling...
Quote by Scandal
he could wear semolina and eat Dunlop Greenflash (whatever that is)
C x

Dunlop Greenflash, the chosen "tennis shoe" of nerds circa 1976, I believe they also did a Blue and BlackFlash?
You had to be seriously uncool to wear Flash !! lol
But now it's seriously cool to wear them.
As someone so painfully cool I can tell you that these thing actually are cool:
The last time I was drunk was in...oooooh, 1983. Apparently it's cool now to be totally pure chemically or whatever
I wear glasses, but never wear sunglasses. sunglasses are not cool anymore, it's all cool to wear really dodgy glasses
I don't have a car, and don't drive, I use buses and trains. saving the environment and all that
It gets worse: when I text on my mobile I write complete words, and usually use normal punctuation. it's cool to write properly now, inventing your own language however is post-cool
The one area where I might fail to be uncool is music - I don't have any music by Des O'Connor, or The Nolans, or Cliff Richard, or Barry Manilow, nor do I have any country and western (well, I have some by Mary Chapin Carpenter, but I think she counts as cool.) you might still be uncool, it depends what you do listen to really :P
Quote by Parrot
Oh, Yeah.
Roller blading.
Horse riding.
Push bike.
My fav phrase right now is "I'll be OK in a few days" biggrin

I end up saying that all the time and I'm nowhere near 40, I spose I should take advantage of my youth though...
I love stockings so much. While I prefer hold ups for convinience (normal stockings tend to fall down, you need a very well fitting suspender belt to stop it happening) but proper stockings with suspenders are excellent. I occasionally wear them to work (black with seams up the back obviously) with a black pencil skirt and stillettos...I'm such a naughty secretary :twisted:
Quote by RickRoper
off dogging are you? don't forget the half brick...
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Would that be a half-brick from the wall?
Which would mean there'd be just another half-brick in the wall....
Rick.
It would be the half brick he keeps in the back of his van. Along with his filthy mattess and the flashing lights on the top to warn people that he's about to them.
Quote by Ice Pie
If I need a map and compass to navigate the jungle, that's too much, but then again the "oven ready turkey" look doesn't do much for me either. A nicely trimmed bush, that's what I like.
Armpits. Well, I don't mind shaven or unshaven, but I really hate the taste and smell of antiperspirant. confused

Oh no, I totally agree with you there. Too much can be too much but I'm lucky that I'm not particularly hairy in the frist place. However inconvinient excess body hair can be I'd much prefer that on a man than a shaved chest/genitals. Nothing makes me cringe more.
I can totally see where your coming from. While I've never seen this type of fantasy as a particularly sub/dom situation, now you've explained it I can see what you mean. I wasn't laughing in the background btw I was grinning in a rather sinister way...
The relationship I'm in at the moment has quite a strong S&M theme it isn't acutally as clear cut as it might seem to an outsider. While the physical acts would make it seem like I am submissive/masochistic the psychological drive behind it is much more the opposite. I find it hard to make it make sense while writing it down, as I'm only just beginning to understand it myself.
I imagine it's because in real life I'm a very dominant/harsh personality and my partner is so sweet sensetive so when he ties me up and beats me in the bedroom nothing could turn me on more. However, it's still me that retains complete control mentally while all this is going on...
In the context of your particular fantasy, it seems as though you would be the dominant party, because it is you that's aroused these men to a point where they can't help themselves, but at the same time the subconcious control belongs to them, because the state of arousal that it is leaving you in is due to what they're doing. Especially if you were to act out this fantasy with people you know and trust in the form of role play, it would only emphasise the concious/subconcious levels of control.
Twenty minutes sleep, that's all you need for a power nap, in which case he should be feeling refreshed and sprightly and ready to go wink
Hairy women.
I think that men who want women to shave off all their body hair like it more because of social conditioning rather than anything else. Now the 'brazilian' is near enough the standard way to go everyone expects this, and if a woman doesn't do anything to her bush then they assume it'd because she hasn't considered it at all and/or hasn't made any effort and therefore isn't as interested in sex as they might like her to be. Either that or it's an awful attempt at sanitising the sex act...but I'll save that for another thread.
However, I personally don't remove any body hair, not because I don't consider my sexual partners preferences, neither because I'm less interested in sex or sexual experimentation than I should be, but because I have considered, and tried the removal of some or all body hair and I prefer to leave things naturally. This was a concious descision that I made for several reasons, but mostly because it was what I wanted to do.
I was in a relationship for a year with someone who expected me to be fully shaved all the time and when I broke up with him I felt an amazing sense of liberation that I didn't have to do it anymore.
Despite the impression it may give to people who don't know me very well, my choice to not remove body hair was a concious descision. In fact I take perverted delight in the way having hairy armpits shocks and appauls people.
I also prefer my sexual partners to be completely natural.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
It might surprise a lot of you to know that prostitution is actually legal. The illegal activities are pimping, having a brothel with more than 2 'working girls' at any one time, or touting for business on the streets.

Yeah and living off immoral earnings. So I could technically get people to pay me for sex totally legally, but I wouldn't be able to support myself with the money, or actually get business in the first place, without breaking the law rolleyes
Not that I'd want to. Not that anyone would pay me either hahaha.
Quote by mistress_sassy
hey I like cock as much as the next girl, just saying that an all girl thing could be interesing too! especially if the boys were only allowed to watch! lol

Yes, I like the way you're thinking. Possibly something else I'll have to organise at some point :twisted: We were playing a game before when trying to work out who we know who'd come. And we ended up going 'Nah he'd just sit in the corner and not talk like always.' 'But would he be in the corner and not talking with his knob out...?' I want to invite all the unlikely people now just to see if I'd be right about them or not...
Quote by hans dip
frank zappa-the torture never stops is one a superb record to shag when she has a orgasm at the end, but i guess most of you lady would know nothing about that (lol) wink

yes indeed... a proper dutty song. smile
anything by peaches is good - proper filthy shagging music...
Only because other people put it on by chance when we're shagging. They should be more constructive with their distractions rolleyes
Quote by mistress_sassy

Yeah but we could organise that any time, just sneak into the storeroom at work or something :twisted: This is my new special perversion and there has to be cock and kunst cool
Quote by bluexxx
I don't think it should matter at all, especially in games like that :twisted:

Believe me, in that game it is impossible to tell whether the mouth is male or female anyway, your usual sexual preference is irrelevant once you're tied and blindfolded :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
Unless they have really bad stubble I guess. Much like kissing blindfolded. Or touching.....
:twisted: I've been grinning like a moron since I came up with the idea in the first place. I just need to get all my bitches to agree to it now. I'm sure a little gentle persuasion is all it'll take :twisted:
Quote by Vix
Now then.... Im not gay..not even Bi.. but this game blue just mentioned....
When i read and saw the pics.... suddenly i did get a sudden twitch, A shot of heat to my cock if you will.. lol The thought of being blindfolded and not knowing i guess.
hmm.. curiosity
Magik

Like someone said, a mouth a is a mouth.
That would be me, then.
Yes, sorry, I forgot who it was redface I totally agree with you though. I don't think it should matter at all, especially in games like that :twisted:
Quote by the_magik_s
Now then.... Im not gay..not even Bi.. but this game blue just mentioned....
When i read and saw the pics.... suddenly i did get a sudden twitch, A shot of heat to my cock if you will.. lol The thought of being blindfolded and not knowing i guess.
hmm.. curiosity
Magik

Like someone said, a mouth a is a mouth.
Quote by hans dip
i would have thought pissed would be a big no-no for a (successful) orgy... drunk people tend to forget rather about their (and other people's) limits. not a good thing in this situation?

Well considering the reason you banned yourself from drinking, copious amounts of alcohol doesn't seem like the best way to go. I don't want it to turn into a pile of snoring men and the sisters doing it for themselves (and each other).
Quote by james02
I heard a roomer today

That's such a sweet spelling mistake :smoke:
I think a lot of major cities are talking about making 'safe areas' or distinct 'red light districts' so everyone is aware of what's going on and the police and other relevent authorities can control what's going on easier and stuff. I know there have been things about doing something like this in Preston before, but there is too much opposition from local people worried about the devaluation in house prices that it would cause etc. I actually know someone who runs a couple of brothels, she even offered me a job once (I did laugh and say NO before anyone asks), and I don't think she's ever had any problem with the law despite it all being totally illegal still. The ironic thing is, the local papers have massive right wing articles about how prostituion shouldn't be legalised, all deviants should be lynched and the internet should be banned to discourage the spread of these immoral activities, and then in the back pages there are adverts including the addresses and details for numerous 'massage parlours'.
I've discussed the legalisation of prostitution with a few people and I'm still not quite sure where I stand on the subject. I'm all for the idea of it, but in practise there doesn't seem to be too much point in doing it here because there isn't much of a problem with pimp culture and it's mostly run by the women themselves.
Quote by bluexxx
so, any ideas? how do we get everyone in the mood?

Play the blow job game... that works wink
The blow job game? There has to be more to it than just randomly giving head surely?
Perhaps 'spin the bottle' with the questions and dares pre written could be a good ice breaker? Good or bad idea?
Quote by hagrid
I suppose that ,if you are with someone that you TRUST totally then a lot of fantasies that are not usually thought feasible,are possible. the operative word is TRUST!

But it becomes a paradox because if you trust someone and have discussed it then it's not , it's just a roleplay of . It's one of those fantasies where you can play it out with a partner you trust and enjoy it immensely, but were you actually without giving any kind of consent then it would be horrible, and there would be all kinds of negative feelings associated. One of my biggest worries is that if I ever was by someone I knew that I'd feel guilty and confused if there was any element of enjoyment on my part.
Quote by Ghostie
Sammy Robinson... rolleyes

This is a mad co-incidence hahaha, about 10 seconds before I opened this thread I was thinking about a time when me and some friends were playing this game and trying to remember one of the names that was really good, and then I remembered it and it wasn't that good after all but it was Hammy Robinson. I think the reason why we found it so funny was because it was a couple of letters away from being the name of someone we knew. Ironically she was celibate. lol
There is another thread: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34181.html
Only a few topics below and everything tut tut :P
Sounds similar to my life, whole night of fun, never happens, 2 hours of peace, damn rare (we have kids)... So for us a quickie is we got 5 maybe 10 mins, it boils over and we go at it like rabbits for the time we have. Can be fun...
The couple of hours are rarer, but not better or worse, just different...

Ah, I don't think it was down to lack of time with me, just inexpirienced partners. The frustrating thing was, we would have had time to go on all night they just didn't want to, and now I'm with someone who appreciates how good all night sessions can be we don't get the oppourtunity very often evil
But yes, answering the original question, quickies are excellent if it's all you get time for or even just as a change from how things normally are. Being left wanting more isn't necessarily a bad thing wink
If you could find some links for me that would be really interesting, I'm also gonna have a look for the book that was written by the man they interviewed who'd been a child in one of the communes...
In most of my past relationships 'normal' sex (including foreplay and everything) was no more than half an hour, and a quickie lasted between 5 and 10 minutes. Like bluexxx said one or two hours is ages :shock: