Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
thevillians
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 60
0 miles · England

Forum

Well i asked my partner the question?
DO I ACT MY AGE?
The answer i got was
Sometimes i do act my ages And othertimes i dont act my age..
And thinking of the answer that my partner gave me.
The only thing i can say to that is the answer is spot on....
Quote by goldsmith
The one question i have..
What is proper english ??????

It's like when you speak proper, like what we do lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well proper english is how we speak and write in our own way...
Well i know a few people who say i dont speak proper english,but hey it is the way i have spoken since i was able to.
So i sometimes write the way i speak and i know it isn't proper english,
if we all spoke or wrote proper english it would be boring,and we wouldnt have a thread like this biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
There is nothing wrong with a practical jokes as long as the person having the joke don't on them don't suffer any long term damage.
So if there were no jokes in the world ,the world would be a very boring placde,do you think you would be able tolive in a world where there was no laughther..
Well to my mind a play that was written for the stage,is meant to be on the stage and not on tv..
The reason is say is because a play that has a lot of emotion in it can be played better on the stage ,where the people watching the play can feel the emotion in it,and i feel you can't feel that emotion when a play in show on the tv.
I don't know if anyone remember the radio show from the 30's and 40's,they did a stage version of it which myself and other half went to see,it was a radio show done on the stage and was very very funny,and to my mind i don.t think i would have enjoyed it as much if i had listened to it on the radio (please forgive me if i am drifting of the point slighty)..
From what i have seen of the english written word,there are many different spellings for the same word that mean the same in the context of the written statement.
So maybe i am looking at this from the wrong side of the mirror,isn't it important that the person reading,fully understands what is written and not what words are used..
Maybe i'm wrong on this one ,but hey that is how i feel about it biggrin:D:D
The reason i think he played around,is he always like to play around 18 holes,at this rate he has played the front 9,now all he has is the back 9 to play...biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
Well another christmas based question for you.
Tis the season to be jolly biggrin:D:D:D:D:D,
Roll out the brandy and mince pies.
So my question for you is: Do you prefer shop brought or homemade mince pies?
Or maybe you don't like mince pies at all?
Me is a coffee drinker,and i have to admit as well i like my coffee very very strong (min 3 teaspoons heaped in each mug i have).
Brighton All i can say is fair play to you for going to the law..
you have my 100% backing for going to the police after what you found,and if this bloke ever turns up again a baseball bat should be at hand for you to say hello with.
Dear santa
All i want of christmas is a large house with say 5 bedrooms and a large cellar/attic space,so that the space can be converted into a soundproof play room ..
And not forgetting some naughty surprises for my lovely partner..
Oh yes not forgetting a home sound system to die for LOL LOL LOL LOL....
Well i do most of the cooking in our house,as i normally go into the kitchen and start cooking,but in all honesty the cooking in our house is 50/50 split.
You can't beat a good home made stew with the dumplings (made of suet) as well,and of course the home made curry,,
but how about a good old fish and chips to help to you keep warm and cosy on these winter noghts...
Quote by foxylady2209
Forgive me SH Admin.
I am sitting here - alone - slowly working myself through a box of Quality Street.
Actually, forgive me tomorrow - I want to finish these. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D

Working your way throu box of Quality Street..And there is me thinking they would see chrisatmas :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by brucie
Theft & Confidentiality spring to mind
lp

I totally agree with random post..
Brucie if you got into work on Monday... How would you feel if someone had gone through the draws in your desk and taken your property??..
i lock my draw...
and some of the best confidential information i have obtained over the years has been from snooping through peoples' draws. unbelievable what people leave in unlocked draws!
all is fair in love and war.
the milk is bought by the firm for everyone.
Ok Brucie .as you say all's fair in love and would you say it is fair for me to smack you in the mouth for going through my draws,if i were to ever work in the same office.
Plain and simple up the speed limit on motorways to 90mph.
As it seems most people who use the motorways are already doing 90mph.
Quote by __random_orbit__
Theft & Confidentiality spring to mind
lp

I totally agree with random post..
Brucie if you got into work on Monday... How would you feel if someone had gone through the draws in your desk and taken your property??..
The best place i find for a quiet place .is inside my own head..
Just slowly shut the outside world out and slowly sink into a quiet place inside myself..
Magic..
What it is? is it just a word or does it really happen.
To be honest in my mind magic is all a con.
I saw the report about Darren Brown on the news this from the clip they showed where he revealed the numbers,in the shot they showed on the news there were two women in front rows of his audiance,who were totally shocked that he got the right numbers,
The first thought that cqame into my head was they were over acting the shocked looked.
and hence me thinking it was a con .and there is no such thing as magic.
So why oh why don't they give up and reveal how they do it ...
The question i have ..
Why would you think it is a fetish.
To be honest with you as i think everyone else has said it is neither a fetish or kinky to go out with someone of a different colour.
Me is also part of a interacial partnership and the reason why i am with my partner is what was on the inside of the package ,was great loving person..
Quote by foxylady2209
Is that a love or hate though? lol

hehe - generally love! And marmite.
Semen and Marmite sandwiches - hmmm, not sure it'll make it onto the shelves of Sainsbury's.
:giggle:
Nope it wont make the shelves anywhere
9/10 For that lovely sarnie,,,
I would have a Smokey bacon and Sausage with black pudding on crusty slaiced bread and not forgetting the red sauce..
And not forgetting a mug of black coffee...
Sunday morning when i was a nipper was one of getting out of bed and getting dressed and having to go to church.
And no i didnt have a choice in the matter neither.
just done big monthly shop ,get to checkout and all the shopping has been checked out throught the till scanner,
and you put your card in the card reader and i FORGET THE BLOODY PIN NUMBER..
And the only words i can think of saying at that moment is shit i forgot my pin number..
The smells i hate
Boiled/poached eggs,
Pipe tabacco smoke,
When someone farts in a works van on a cold winters nights (works van with four blokes in it waiting to sstart a nights work )
The smells i like
The smell of freshly cut grass.
The smell of a freshly ground coffee first thing in the morning.
And the one of the best smell you can ever smell
The full english breakfast (with the smokey bacon of course)..
Quote by twos_company
pmsl vill n rpm scare the fems,,,,,,,vill if u just finish work with big muddy boots on i would nt sit next to u.... lol
redpantherman if u had that wig on like the first time i saw u,,i would not sit next to u :lol:
now if u was both naked i would sit ON U :lol:

Twos you can sit on m anytime you want naked or not....biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
vills
how many times do we have to tell you keep ya flies done up when on the train lmao
id sit next to u as ur a sweetie and i can nod off using you as a pillow

Well i do keep my flies done up when ever i am on the train and when im out in public.
As for using me as a pillow,be my guest but be warned i will have roving hands biggrin :D :D :D :D
Well what goes down well is a large container filled with ice, and the beers in the ice chilling waiting to be drunk..
As for the food you can't beat a good home made burger and anything else homemade..
How do people look at you when you are out and about?
The reason for the question,is i travel on the train a sopmetimes when there are no other seats on the train people will stand rather than sit next to me.
Well another example the last trip on the train,i was walking down the carriage and there was a seat next to a woman,before i asked if the seat was free she said the seat was taken and smiled at me.
For some reason i knew she wasnt telling the truth,and i think she was just scared about having me sat next to her.
would you do that or do you get the stame reaction when you are travelling on publis transport ?