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treasurechest
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64

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Think I will try to come back as a Pigeon next time. Even if the sex isnt better I will be able to shit on eveyone!! lol
Think I will try to come back as a Pigeon next time. Even if the sex isnt better I will be able to shit on eveyone!! lol
Thanks everyone for you sympathy. (well except momf - no chance of him giving any sympathy)
Off home to my bed now where i shall induldge in a big stiff one................................................................................whisky that is!!! (gosh u lot have dirty minds!!)
Quote by ollie18m
thing about fuck buddies is its not a relationship so if u get bored of one get another!

Actually the good ones are relationships, but only friendship type relationships
Would you get rid of your friends so quickly?
Quote by pinkie
so guys and gals
Fuck buddies??? a good idea or not???
I'm having THE most amazing time with mine. Now scared it'll end!!!
Any advice??

Not a good idea, a brillinat idea, but do remeber a Fuck Buddy ISNT for life !!!
And yes it is always best to have more than one on the go at once cos everyone is different!!
Ive used vick for the last 3 nights (no boys please dont go there) and i cant smell the damned stuff at all
Yes I know its good to get it out of the way for Xmas, but i guarantee the rest of the family willl get it for next week!!
Quote by Robert1961

Thank you, first proper bit of sympathy i have had all day!!!
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sorry i was trying to suggest you kept warmer
when i was ill last week, i found
lemsip and loads of honey and lemon
helped loads
also jump in a nice hot bath and then go to bed
hope that makes you better :love:

Well that is a much better attempt!!
I probably will do some oif those at when i finish
In the meantime I thought i would just bore everyone by telling them how ill i was!! :twisted:
Quote by burnie
Poor poor you! Nothing makes you appreciate your health more than a good dose of flu.
Get yourself into bed with a hot water bottle, and a hot toddy, and you'll feel better soon!! biggrin :D

Thank you, first proper bit of sympathy i have had all day!!!
Wish it was that simple and i could disspaear to bed!!
Quote by Robert1961
looking at yr pic i would suggest some warmer clothes

And that is your idea of sympathiy is it? rolleyes
Im ill
Im sure its the flu
It cant be just a cold
Ive had one day off work
But got to keep working this weekend
Its so cold outside
I cant taste my food
I need huge doses of sympathy
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I adore long hair on men, its just so yummy!!! i like something to grab hold of !! biggrin :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Give me long hair and a hard hat and im in heaven!!
Quote by Wild n Sensual
A PM in my inbox !! rolleyes

A PM in my in box that is more than one line and dosnt end with the word "shag"
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
Lucky me, I seem to be immune! I have two piles of papers in direct line of sight at this very moment, and I feel no urge whatsoever to file them biggrin. I have never understood how you're supposed to find things quickly if they aren't lying around in plain sight. confused

I seem to be recovering too. Papers are starting to pile up again, in fact one pile has just thrown itself all over the floor, this makes my working enviroment so much more friendly!!
Whiskey and lemonade, warmed up together in the microwave.
As well as burning some eculaptus oil
Ulck , I Cant be doing with all this conformity and group hug things!!
I need a vomit emoticon and I cant find one!!
Sounds like a brilliant offer , hope you get some good replies, only wish i had the time!!
As osker99 said it is their choice, but personally i never reply to any of those ads. Do they really think im daft or desperate enough to have to send my pix to someone i dodnt know?
lol
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I am a virgin :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: Funny that Blonde, so am I :shock:
Fee
XX
Well that is three of us then!!
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I once did the same with a pair of dirty, rather stained knickers, left them in the car when it went into the garage. Dissapointingly they were still there when i collected it ,though the mechanic did give me an odd look!!
I do hope no one is going to be boring enough to turn a light and pointless thread into a big theological debate?
Surely no one can be that bored and filled with their own self improtance?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have to confess I have not only been cheating on my partner but also corrupting and indulging others as often as I can. I have come across women in a similar situation to myself and we have fornicated many many times with no other thought than the great pleasures it has given us....and we have strayed from the vanilla path and lo and behold we have done things and in so many ways it is the most marvelous sin one can imagine.....but I have to confess....I will do it again and again, whenever I can!

well so long as you send your next woman to me after you have done you will be forgiven :lol2:
Personally, I think hes condenmned himself to hell, where he will be surrounded by scantily dressed, nubile young women and BBw's who will flog and fuck him for eternity. Never once will they stop in their torture of his body !!!!!
Happily married for 26 or 27 years, cant remeber which and together just slightly longer than that.
For the record I play away, he knows and he dosnt.
LOL, No, no vanillas!!! To much hassle, too time sonsuming, too much work, too much conversation, never enough dick!!
Quote by outlaws2001
Just a quick question, has anyone ever been through Airport security wearing metal suspenders and if so did the buzzer things go off?

If it does just place your foot on a chair, slide your dress up your leg slowly, expose the offending clips. then say "Could it be these turning your machine on" Watch their reactions and use it as foreplay!
I love it!!!! nice one biggrin
Quote by Phoenix
im afraid belt buckles do!!

Must be Manchester Airport and lax security then. I only go out via Manchester and have never had a problem, belt buckles and all (well normal belt buckles, not honking great big "half tonne of metal" belt buckles)
lol
Stanstead, and Blackpool always cantch my h/b's ordinary sized belt!! It is a regular feature of our trips out of the country!! rolleyes
You know, youv'e given me visions now, Of you standing in front of the security scanner, hitching up your dress, taking off the suzzies and throwing them at the guard saying "ffs have them then"... Oooohh, I'm all horney now wink
Actually , that reminds me of the time i threw my sopping wet38dd bra at a swiming pool manager (his staff had hozzed down the lockers and water had seaped in) and said , "now tell me how i go home in tha!t!!!" his face was a picture
Totally off topic but i felt i had to share it
Guy4Fun, will do as you advise, hope he aprecieates it!!
Quote by Phoenix
im afraid belt buckles do!!

Must be Manchester Airport and lax security then. I only go out via Manchester and have never had a problem, belt buckles and all (well normal belt buckles, not honking great big "half tonne of metal" belt buckles)
lol
Stanstead, and Blackpool always cantch my h/b's ordinary sized belt!! It is a regular feature of our trips out of the country!! rolleyes
Quote by guy4fun
just meet him in a pub buy him a drink , have a chat , take him somewhere quiet and give him a blast

I would not want to offend his male dignity like that. He assures me he will have the champagne on ice and hes not the type for a quick :blast: :blast:
I dont think!!