Thinking about Kath she was always taking advantage of me, they had a Telly long before any one in the street. She would only let me in to see it on the condition that I sat with her on the couch with my finger up her pussy all the time I was there, my soding finger had more wrinkles that a prune. She was the one that stole my cherry some years later.
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An old couple are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them
that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen" he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it
down because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got
it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands
his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment
and says "Where's my toast?
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them
that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing
things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen" he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she
asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it
down because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd
better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got
it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands
his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment
and says "Where's my toast?
This is scary---
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this on.
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this on.
You know as I rush head long in to my dotage there are things that I could never get my head around. Like take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you? Now take my body at 64 it is begging to fall apart, ok so you say you just have to grow old gracefully how the hell can you when head still thinks I am 21. ukkeith
Leicester razing the dead!!!
Hi I am a 64-year-old male I am 6’2, long blond hair and in quite good condition. I am in a loving relationship, but sex is off no interest to my wife, that is how it is and I am not complaining, but I would like to have one last sexual adventure before the grim reaper calls me. The question is would there be some kind lady or couple in Leicester area that would help me accomplish this dream I would like to hear from you, thank you for looking at this. Regards ukkeith. email me for pic
Hi I am a 64-year-old male I am 6’2, long blond hair and in quite good condition. I am in a loving relationship, but sex is off no interest to my wife, that is how it is and I am not complaining, but I would like to have one last sexual adventure before the grim reaper calls me. The question is would there be some kind lady or couple in Leicester area that would help me accomplish this dream I would like to hear from you, thank you for looking at this. Regards ukkeith. email me for pic
