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ukkeith
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Do we have free speech in the UK or is it a myth?
The fact that a thread can be locked with out explanation or with out putting a name to it is reminiscent of Hitler’s Germany. I don’t think I want to be part of any group the will do that.
With Old Michael Jackson getting off got me thinking just how much abuse is about, talking to folks over the years I have come to the conclusion that there is quite a lot going on. I my self was touched up on two occasions once as a young boy 8ish and again at 15years old, I have been married twice and both wives have been abused one by her farther one the other by a close relative, my sister in law was abused by the guy next door. Are my experiences out of the ordinary or are the lots of you out there that have been abused.
Now that I call a feast for any one, you can send my pudding back to the kitchen rolleyes
Well good night all I am going to bed now, don’t think I will sleep I will be contemplating the length of Debs pussy lips all night. 69position
Well I am crap got only one correct but on the good side i guest that thay were younger than thay were, so on the good side I would not be doing time for under age sex biggrin
I just got back from California and seeing the wonderful body’s on the beach (lots have parts added I must add) that apart it was an old voyeurs dream, I got to thinking what part of my body would I like to part exchange. I think may be my hooter could do with some off. What would you get done it you had the opportunity :shock:
After coming home at 18 years old with a black eye, my dad told me it is always better to fuck than fight! And to this day I have endeavored to keep to this good advice. biggrin
I think the only way is to put your feelings down on paper so that you have a plan of what you wish to say, then sit her down and tell here how you feel. The only problem with this is that she may tell you things you do not wish to know. You must be prepared for this.
I do hope things work out for you.
My mother father and sister are all gone now and there is not a day go by that I don’t think of them, I was always a jack the lad always doing thing that a good Christian lad would never do, but my mum was always there for me and my sister. So don’t do as I did make thing good with her when she has gone then it is to late to tell her how much you love her.
Quote by freckledbird
I think that when you make the effort to contact an advertiser, they should have good manners to email you back and say thanks but no thanks, it would appear that the advertisements that I email are all pig ignorant.

Or all getting so many emails they haven't the time or the inclination to reply to them all?
So now time and inclination comes befor good manners?
I think that when you make the effort to contact an advertiser, they should have good manners to email you back and say thanks but no thanks, it would appear that the advertisements that I email are all pig ignorant.
On my motorbike in a quiet lane I had the bike on its stand with engine revving like hell the vibration on my balls was magic and the girl lying back across the tank. Got the shit kicked out of me the next week by her guy some one had been looking and told him. It was worth it though. biggrin
Hi Tuesday is Rock & Roll night at the Braurstone Club would you like to come? drinkies
I was just thinking after doing PoloLady poll, if others have pet names for their body parts and what could they be? dunno
I am told that Quantas is one of the best airlines in the world, if not the very best. After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, & then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quanta's pilots &
the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quanta's is the only major airline that has never had an accident:
(P= The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, & be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
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..... "You should have dropped your pants...You might have gotten disability, too." :doh:

I presume she meant that with all that length you have, you should have a wheelchair to save your poor legs the strain wink
If only rolleyes , but thank you any way biggrin
After retiring, I went to the Leicester City office to apply for a
bus pass. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me."
And she processed my application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants...
You might have gotten disability, too."
:doh:
This is a test used in chemistry in order to test for the presence of nitrates.
hump Well did you ever.
Steph how about a new pic of you, every time I look at some thing you post I get a bad back from trying to look up your dress, so pleas could lift it or take it off and save me doing damage to my back. Thanking you in anticipation you admirer ukkeith XXX biggrin wink
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Is it me or is mo mowlam getting more attractive?

rotflmao man you are out the park :rotflmao:
Quote by freckledbird
Cathy I didn't take what you said the wrong way, not at all.
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Ukkeith, I was only trying to have a laugh with what I posted, it wasn't intended to be critical at all. Nobody says you have to be perfect; you took what I posted in the wrong way. Some of the mistakes were so obvious to me that I messed about with some of the words you wrote, that's all. biggrin Please don't be offended. that wasn't my intention.
If nothing else, this goes to show that what you type, is something vastly different from what you actually mean.

That’s ok Bev :kiss: ! being dyslexic can make you some what defensive, I know some others are in the same boat as me self. I am not just talking for my self when I tell you it takes some balls to post on any site knowing that some one it sitting there ready to take the piss.
Quote by Tania
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
I know, honey. Silly me, trying to be funny. I'll just fuck off and read my book for a bit (no spelling mistakes there)
No, don't go, I am getting quite fed up with people's inability to use their own language effectively. In fact it is keeping me out of SH as it is hard nowadays to find an eloquent and intelligent poster.
The only thing I will say to my critics is Judge not lest ye be judged.
It must be so hard having to be incredibly perfect all the time.
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Sorry, couldn't resist...it had to be done lol

I am so sorry your fish could not see past the fish
It is time ebay got it’s act to sorted out. I have been an ebayer for years now but with all the scams going on you have to think long and hard before I buy.
The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living soul about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle: