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Quote by rachel-lane
actually what the fook am i doing staying in on a saturday night i should be out raging and partying like the lunatic i am ....oh my im getting old mid life crisis alert!!!! :shock:
Yes it is the Doctor for me, but lets face it he never left us and Rachel don’t let it get you down we all have to get old it is the way you go about it that counts.
Quote by Tania
Is there a law or punishment against a man exciting a woman and then not seeing it through? I got fooled twice but when he offered to help me out the third time I said no. Surely no gentleman would ever leave a woman wanting???
He'll be here tonight so any ideas as to how I can punish him would be greatly appreciated. (My boss suggested I don't cook for him but that would be punishing myself also)
You should talk to my sister in law may be she can fine you a (freak) that will not leave you wanting :doh:
WOMEN
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up for injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
This has been sent to you from someone who respects you as a woman
Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are............
IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH!
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her bottom.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up for injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
This has been sent to you from someone who respects you as a woman
Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are............
IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH!
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass wind to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her bottom.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
Quote by BlackStud
Browsing through the ads one cannot help but notice that while there are loads of white ladies trying to find a black cock to fuck them, there are few (if any) black ladies gagging to be fucked by a white guy.
C'mon ladies tell us WHY?
probably these ladies want something new and something different. Also there's a " " about Black and White people having sex, people want to try something that's "naughty".
Yep I am with you a cock is only as good as the man driving it.
You know I of times wonder what was going thought her hear as I pulled out my cock. But as I said it was cold and my cock would not frighten any horses at the best of times, You know when I was young I would calculate the length of my dick in inches now it is calculate in wrinkles. :upset: :violin:
Going back to truck drivers.
Years ago I was heeding back to Leicester in my truck at 5:am, it was as cold as an Eskimos tit. Standing looking at a Honda 50 on the side of the road was a young kid I had a good idea what was the problem the dam slide in the carburetor would freeze up, so I stopped and gold him to piss on the carburetor it would unstuck it. I don’t think I can :cry: he mumbled though his scarf so thinking he didn’t want a piss or he was to to get his dick out down came my zip my dick was in my hand and I was happily pissing all over his carburetor. It was just as I figured engine fired up and away he sped.
Two weeks later I was called in to the office the manager gave me an envelope had in it a letter and a £5, it was from the father of the young man I had helped with the bike, in it he thanked me for getting his little girls bike running (I could fell my face going red by the second) there was no mention of my dick so I will never know if she told him how I had go it going.
Years ago I was heeding back to Leicester in my truck at 5:am, it was as cold as an Eskimos tit. Standing looking at a Honda 50 on the side of the road was a young kid I had a good idea what was the problem the dam slide in the carburetor would freeze up, so I stopped and gold him to piss on the carburetor it would unstuck it. I don’t think I can :cry: he mumbled though his scarf so thinking he didn’t want a piss or he was to to get his dick out down came my zip my dick was in my hand and I was happily pissing all over his carburetor. It was just as I figured engine fired up and away he sped.
Two weeks later I was called in to the office the manager gave me an envelope had in it a letter and a £5, it was from the father of the young man I had helped with the bike, in it he thanked me for getting his little girls bike running (I could fell my face going red by the second) there was no mention of my dick so I will never know if she told him how I had go it going.
:thumbup:Steph I think that would be about 1970/73 I mover in to Leicester in November 74. I parked my truck next to Smiths haulage Off Abby Lane. Would dance till 2:00 am and if I got lucky shag till 4:00am and back on the road by 7:00am man that was the life. Now I have to have my coco and be in bed for 9
m:yawn:
Now I have to have my coco and be in bed for 9m:yawn: I started in transport as a lad of 15 a ways back in 1955 and did nothing else till I quit at 62 and ran away to the USA for 3 years a bit late for that I know but didn’t have the time till then. And I must say I have had a ball as a driver, wondering all over the UK I had every grab-a-granny night there was in my little black book and lots of wonderful girls that loved truckers and being in there company (no offence intended by that ladies but it was the way to describe the local dances befor political correctness) I could tell some story’s but this is not the time of the place. All I can say is that driver wash up well and have the gift of the gab when out on the pull. :rose:
