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wales_cple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Female, 60
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Oh my god.
Ive not been here for a while and am I getting old or has it all changed before my eyes?????
I dont like it... Its all to modern and pale blue...
No No NO ...
I am not adverse to keeping up with the times but we have swapped marks and spensers for pound stretchers...
The SH sign is about to take off like something in a god forsaken art nevau film...(if ive even spelt that right)
There is no one on here I recognise any more..._ not that is bad but has every one left cos of the bloody uncomfortable blue modernisation.
I am not being picky here but ...twixt U & I ... maybe not go back to the old but calm the blue & find happy medium...
Purple is lovely...
Ive not been here for a while and am I getting old or has it all changed before my eyes?????
I dont like it... Its all to modern and pale blue...
No No NO ...
I am not adverse to keeping up with the times but we have swapped marks and spensers for pound stretchers...
The SH sign is about to take off like something in a god forsaken art nevau film...(if ive even spelt that right)
There is no one on here I recognise any more..._ not that is bad but has every one left cos of the bloody uncomfortable blue modernisation.
I am not being picky here but ...twixt U & I ... maybe not go back to the old but calm the blue & find happy medium...
Purple is lovely...
I was driving home and my car started smoking so I had to stop on the hard soldier...
I popped into the cafe for a cup of tea and and heard an elephant had escaped from the local zoo.... Fine......
Went back to my car but hell fire it was gone...
Turns out cos my car was grey blue the elephant that escaped took it as one of its babies...curled it into her breast and retreated to the beach...
I had no option than to take up chase..I would'nt give up... She reached the beach with my car and in anxt I dived at it with all I had....
Unbeknownst to me as I dived to get my car back officer my fly ripped...
I know how it looks but im just placing my hampton back in after my ordiele sir.....
I popped into the cafe for a cup of tea and and heard an elephant had escaped from the local zoo.... Fine......
Went back to my car but hell fire it was gone...
Turns out cos my car was grey blue the elephant that escaped took it as one of its babies...curled it into her breast and retreated to the beach...
I had no option than to take up chase..I would'nt give up... She reached the beach with my car and in anxt I dived at it with all I had....
Unbeknownst to me as I dived to get my car back officer my fly ripped...
I know how it looks but im just placing my hampton back in after my ordiele sir.....
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Well thats it you two.....
Im not off to bed till i know.....Its either Honest or Humble.....
C' Mon ....in waiting...
c'mon ms sassy...... think of summat quick.... all i can come up with is In My Horoscope 'Onestly...
(which i know is wrong... but may shed some light on some of the more weird replies...)
Well that'll do me. im off to bed .........or not.
My addictive personality is magnetising me toward the rum ....
I do get the ligh-hearted banter bit but i've seen some pretty hurtfull things being said. OK if your used to it and know the humour fine but iI feel that the when new people arrive..its like being thrown to the sharks...
maybe there should be an intergration section for them because it is nervewracking enough to join the site - for genuine people who have just realised what they want and who are feeling their way - they are very vulnerable and dont understand the humour. It is a very big step for a lot of people..
Maybe this would be a good idea.. an intergration room for newcommers..
maybe there should be an intergration section for them because it is nervewracking enough to join the site - for genuine people who have just realised what they want and who are feeling their way - they are very vulnerable and dont understand the humour. It is a very big step for a lot of people..
Maybe this would be a good idea.. an intergration room for newcommers..
I can't say that im speaking from experience but it may help newcomers to feel more welcome ....
When I joined SH I kinda barged my way in and had all kinds of sarcasm and humour thrown at me that I didnt understand...
First thought "oh my god what am I doing wrong...am never gonna fit in here" kept falling over myself and bumbled along regardless.
But hey guys dont give up ... dib - dib - dib .... dob - dob- dob- keep at it and if you have the gumption youl come through...
Keep at it -- youl develop a hard skin and realised it is not a closed shop...it is a very welcoming...open friendly site for all..
Y - know it really pisses me off when I see all you regulars take the piss out of newcomers...
You were all fucking there once...
When I joined SH I kinda barged my way in and had all kinds of sarcasm and humour thrown at me that I didnt understand...
First thought "oh my god what am I doing wrong...am never gonna fit in here" kept falling over myself and bumbled along regardless.
But hey guys dont give up ... dib - dib - dib .... dob - dob- dob- keep at it and if you have the gumption youl come through...
Keep at it -- youl develop a hard skin and realised it is not a closed shop...it is a very welcoming...open friendly site for all..
Y - know it really pisses me off when I see all you regulars take the piss out of newcomers...
You were all fucking there once...
So, what is the longest you gone without sex and was it by choice ?
Ive had a few points in my life that have led me to having long terms without sex... but to be honest the things that led to it were more important - kinda real stuff...when you get situations that rock you to the core ..sex is the last thing you want..
Aint bee all and end all sweetheart..xxx
...thanks...Quote by dudcarland still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple
Dear oh dear oh dear... I dont think you are even a couple...
I think you are a frustrated little scroat looking for a quick.(or first) shag.
When you pass your mocks ...come again hun...you may have learnt some manners...x
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