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wirral_guy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 60
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Quote by guy4fun
Ever since parking violations were decriminalised the jobs worth council idiots have taken over. They are on bonus they must be. My latest that I am fighting is for parking betwwen double yellows and resident parking on a single yellow line. It was with a disabled blue badge. the stupid little jobs worth still booked my car wit the blue badge in the window.
To say that the letter of complaint was blunt and to the point was an understatement. I hope that Liverpool coucil refuse to drop the ticket cause I will go to court to get someone retrained!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Dune
Sounds like things haven't changed in L'pool. Years ago I got ticketed whilst next too a BT van. I explained to the guy that I was doing a similar job but he insisted that it was OK for BT engineers (essential service) to park on double yellows but not me (computer engineer)
:banghead: :banghead:utillity engineers, such as gas, electricty, bt, water board which are vital are allowed to park on yellow lines i would not class a computer engineer as vital or as a utility
But why is a BT engineer any different to a computer engineer? Water/gas/electric I can understand but losing your phone is no more threatening (assuming an office not a little old dear in sheltered accommodation!) than losing your computers is it? And wouldn't they all cause a similar level of obstruction anyway? If it's a rule, it should be for all not just the proletariat.
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Quote by postie
Another 11977 members have posted but less than 10 times. Surely we couldn’t have scared them all away.
Not quite.... but I think someonemay have done, the numbers are uncannily close :shock:
Username: Jags
Joined: 22 May 2003
Total posts: 11577
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Location: Heading for the hills
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Postie's gonna be in trouble, Postie's gonna be in trouble :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by Dune
Ever since parking violations were decriminalised the jobs worth council idiots have taken over. They are on bonus they must be. My latest that I am fighting is for parking betwwen double yellows and resident parking on a single yellow line. It was with a disabled blue badge. the stupid little jobs worth still booked my car wit the blue badge in the window.
To say that the letter of complaint was blunt and to the point was an understatement. I hope that Liverpool coucil refuse to drop the ticket cause I will go to court to get someone retrained!
Dune
Sounds like things haven't changed in L'pool. Years ago I got ticketed whilst next too a BT van. I explained to the guy that I was doing a similar job but he insisted that it was OK for BT engineers (essential service) to park on double yellows but not me (computer engineer)
:banghead: :banghead: 
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Bit late to the party but does this count?
I can move my eyes independently!!!! Very weird to watch apparently - not too sane from my side either. Sometimes I can even make my eyeballs vibrate.
Never met anybody else that could do this - pity I can think of no earthly use for it
Dave
I can move my eyes independently!!!! Very weird to watch apparently - not too sane from my side either. Sometimes I can even make my eyeballs vibrate.
Never met anybody else that could do this - pity I can think of no earthly use for it
Dave
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:loon: :loon:Not quite the same but a mate of mine moved to just around the corner from our usual pub and I've lost count of the number of times I've pulled into the pub car-park instead of his house
:loon: :loon: :loon:
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Quote by Phire
I still feel very new but here's my humble opinion;
You're here because you're open minded, especially about sex.
Everyone draws lines for various aspects of their lives, for the sexual aspect of your life you've drawn your line. That's fine. You can even move the line if you want.
I think by now in this thread, you've gathered that you're welcome here. :twisted:
What everyone else said and esp what Phire said.
I just dip in and out, occasionally throwing my pennyworth in, but really enjoy the threads and thoughts whether sex/swinger related or not. There are many many people that are on here who I fancy from their avatar, love what they say or just laugh at....and 99% of them I will never get the chance to meet - and that's sometimes the point. I consider this place to be a meeting place for people I am unlikely to meet in the main (for distance reasons or otherwise) but who are happy to share life's fun, sadness, mysteries and laughs with other like minded people. The fact that everyone has different views on just about everything just goes to prove how well you fit in.
That SH is first and foremost a swinging site does not mean that it is it's only purpose otherwise it would just be a chat room and adverts.
It's a community, so glad you're here, glad everyone else is here and vive la difference!
Dave
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:loon: :loon: Sorry to hear about your bad experience hon. There are always a couple out there determined to undermine the experience for us genuine people - I've had a couple myself.
I can never understand this - I am no model but what's the point of sending a fake photo(s) and cock size out? Surely no-one thinks that they can get away with it!!!!!!! (Hmmmn, can we meet in a dark place please!! Oh, and I feel small cos I've made you very wet/horny and you just can't feel me?!?!?!?!?!)). How stupid is that!! Even though I haven't really changed much over the last couple of years, I try to make sure any photos of me are no longer than a year old as it is only fair to the viewer. I did like Judy's suggestion of holding a newspaper up - I might start to include one of those in future replies so there are no misunderstandings.
As a separate point, has anybody noticed the same pics being used in loads of different ads? There is one in particular that keeps cropping up, of a (very nice!) bum peeping out from under a kilt-like mini-skirt - it must have been on 100's of ads in it's lifetime. I wonder who it belongs to really?
I know none of these idiots will bother to read anything in the forum (after all we have been here several times before), but common sense says you'll get found out. Or am I missing something?
Yet another single bloke trying to fight the prejudice these boneheads create.
Dave
:loon: :loon: :loon:
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Whenever I've been out I haven't found anybody. I was beginning to think that there was nothing happening on The Wirral. The only place I don't know the actual location of is the Wallasey one - so I have assumed that everyone is down there.
Would love to find like minded people to get together and have a laugh with.
Dave
Would love to find like minded people to get together and have a laugh with.
Dave
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Cocoa
I've just sent you a PM for a free site that seems to be OK. No credit card details, no viruses, trojans or spyware that I can find. It just requires a valid email address to send your member details that DOESN'T get spammed straight after (or at all as far as I can tell).
Dave
PS: Anybody else interested just PM me (I don't think you are allowed to post web addresses on here
I've just sent you a PM for a free site that seems to be OK. No credit card details, no viruses, trojans or spyware that I can find. It just requires a valid email address to send your member details that DOESN'T get spammed straight after (or at all as far as I can tell).
Dave
PS: Anybody else interested just PM me (I don't think you are allowed to post web addresses on here
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Rocked - just spent the week in Menorca relaxing and soaking up the sun. (anybody wanna see the white bits )
Sucked - Came home to car with burst radiator (£260) and central heating won't turn on (£gulp!!!)
)Sucked - Came home to car with burst radiator (£260) and central heating won't turn on (£gulp!!!)
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Quote by sharon_2005
Get well soon EagerSlut
The forums ain't quite the same withough seeing your post's in it
Sorry for the blatant thread hi-jack (oh, yeah, get well soon ES - I've just had man-flu and girls just don't understand the pain we go through!!!!!!
) but sharon_2005: Is that kind of picture fair? Everytime I see your signature I lose track of what I was going to say :giggle: :giggle: 
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Well, I've not managed to make a munch yet but I get the feeling that when I do it'll not be too bad. Certainly, from the replies I've seen on here so far, people will be going out of there way to make you feel welcome which has got to help when you're the newbie 
Especially a single newbie 
ops: :oops: :oops:
Good luck to you and your missus for Saturday - I'm sure you'll both have a great time.
Dave
Especially a single newbie ops: :oops: :oops: Good luck to you and your missus for Saturday - I'm sure you'll both have a great time.
Dave
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Hi LMN
Welcome :welcome:
Life's a bit more relaxed in here, so settle back and enjoy.
Dave
Welcome :welcome:
Life's a bit more relaxed in here, so settle back and enjoy.
Dave
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All those people that leave rear fog lights on!!!....or put them on in the rain! Oh, and car manufacturers that add 'driving' lights to boy-racer cars :fuckinghell:
The government for taking MORE money off people who have worked all there lives (how is that fair!!!)
Councils for locking known dogging sites - as its recreation shouldn't they be building new ones for us? A bit like skate parks for grown-ups :grin: :grin: :grin:
The government for taking MORE money off people who have worked all there lives (how is that fair!!!)
Councils for locking known dogging sites - as its recreation shouldn't they be building new ones for us? A bit like skate parks for grown-ups :grin: :grin: :grin:
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What???????????
have searched and everything (OK, not everything!) but can't find a reference.
C'mon guys, what are you on about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave
have searched and everything (OK, not everything!) but can't find a reference.
C'mon guys, what are you on about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave
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No No No No No!!!!!
Mine are WAY too sensitive to be licked, sucked or played with - for me it's downright painful. A pity as I feel I'm missing out on something.
Most girls I know/have known love their nipples being played with - some like it hard, some gentle it all depends on the girl. My current girlfriend likes a gentle slow flick with my tongue, another girl a year or so ago almost needed them to be yanked off to get anything out of it.
Surely a real case of suck 'em and see :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dave
Mine are WAY too sensitive to be licked, sucked or played with - for me it's downright painful. A pity as I feel I'm missing out on something.
Most girls I know/have known love their nipples being played with - some like it hard, some gentle it all depends on the girl. My current girlfriend likes a gentle slow flick with my tongue, another girl a year or so ago almost needed them to be yanked off to get anything out of it.
Surely a real case of suck 'em and see :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dave
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Quote by Mr Henderson
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Ben
Firstly :welcome: to SH - hope you enjoy the experience.
As another single guy my advice will be VERY similar to others:
*Be polite
*Be patient (think 100 to 1 as odds)
*Get to know people on here through the forum and chat
*Reply only to ads that you know you meet ALL the criteria for (the biggest gripe I hear from couples and single girls is that they get many, many, many (get the idea?) replies from people that don't even come close to their requirements)
*If you put an ad up, make yourself appealing to your target audience - what would you reply to?, What are you *really* after?, don't lie!!!, and a pic or 2 always helps.
*Remember this is not a place to find a quick sh*g - it's a place for chatting and meeting other sexually free-spirited, open minded individuals that enjoy sharing their knowledge (or lack of it :haha
and experiences with each other.
Finally, get a beer (tea/coffee/wine etc), light a fag, settle into your seat and take some time to explore the forums (fora?), ads and advice pages. Although I can't guarantee you a sh*g I can promise a wealth of laughs, amazement and regular gasps of "I didn't know that"/"Well, I never"/"Bugger me - that's gotta hurt". Oh, and a serious mis-perception of time!!!!
HTH
Dave
Firstly :welcome: to SH - hope you enjoy the experience.
As another single guy my advice will be VERY similar to others:
*Be polite
*Be patient (think 100 to 1 as odds)
*Get to know people on here through the forum and chat
*Reply only to ads that you know you meet ALL the criteria for (the biggest gripe I hear from couples and single girls is that they get many, many, many (get the idea?) replies from people that don't even come close to their requirements)
*If you put an ad up, make yourself appealing to your target audience - what would you reply to?, What are you *really* after?, don't lie!!!, and a pic or 2 always helps.
*Remember this is not a place to find a quick sh*g - it's a place for chatting and meeting other sexually free-spirited, open minded individuals that enjoy sharing their knowledge (or lack of it :haha
and experiences with each other.Finally, get a beer (tea/coffee/wine etc), light a fag, settle into your seat and take some time to explore the forums (fora?), ads and advice pages. Although I can't guarantee you a sh*g I can promise a wealth of laughs, amazement and regular gasps of "I didn't know that"/"Well, I never"/"Bugger me - that's gotta hurt". Oh, and a serious mis-perception of time!!!!
HTH
Dave
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I'll echo others on here - My humour sometimes doesn't translate well on txt and email/chat which has led to BIG mis-understandings on many occasions.
As sleazy has said, they don't convey emotions/gestures/vocal nuances that we are used to when face to face. Anything controversial I always try to include a smiley or other emoticon to show that it is a joke/tongue-in-cheek comment.
Dave
As sleazy has said, they don't convey emotions/gestures/vocal nuances that we are used to when face to face. Anything controversial I always try to include a smiley or other emoticon to show that it is a joke/tongue-in-cheek comment.
Dave
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Quote by Ricci79
Swingers' Sydrome?
Well I hope not!! Cos I cant imagine my parents started giving this to me!!
I am first generation of swinging, I think(!)
NO NO NO NO NO ------ That's just wrong!!!!!! I've gone all goose-pimply just thinking about my parents 'doing' it with other people :scared: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
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Hi Wirralmarko
:welcome:
Welcome to SH from another Wirralian!?!
Plenty of nice people on here to chat and play with.
Dave
PS: What dirt have you got on the other members tho? Go on....you must have something.....pics, tales, bank account numbers?????? How else could you have survived almost a whole day with no grief from the resident p**s-takers. :D :D <<<< See any other 'newbie' threads for details 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:welcome:
Welcome to SH from another Wirralian!?!
Plenty of nice people on here to chat and play with.
Dave
PS: What dirt have you got on the other members tho? Go on....you must have something.....pics, tales, bank account numbers?????? How else could you have survived almost a whole day with no grief from the resident p**s-takers.
:D :D <<<< See any other 'newbie' threads for details :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Warming the Bed
My cam-corder moment:
Coming home one night on the top deck of a bus when I was a teenager, a friend got up at her stop and walked down to the stairs, turned to wave/say goodbye and promptly diappeared head-first down the steps. I swear to this day that you could see her feet disappearing as she went. Thankfully only her pride was seriously hurt ( a couple of scrapes and bruises to remind her) - not that she would've received any assistance for those of us still on the bus, we were all doubled up in agonising laughter
Oh oh oh,,, just remembered another one, again to do with buses! Another friend trying to be cool in his donkey jacket, with his hands jammed into the pockets, in the middle of winter with snow on the ground. The bus slowed to a stop, he jumped out just before it stopped (as you did back then), mis-timed it and landed right on his face with his hands still in pockets! He actually lay ther until the bus moved off so embarrassed was he!
I'm sitting here with a stupid grin now remembering! :D :D :D :D :D
Coming home one night on the top deck of a bus when I was a teenager, a friend got up at her stop and walked down to the stairs, turned to wave/say goodbye and promptly diappeared head-first down the steps. I swear to this day that you could see her feet disappearing as she went. Thankfully only her pride was seriously hurt ( a couple of scrapes and bruises to remind her) - not that she would've received any assistance for those of us still on the bus, we were all doubled up in agonising laughter
Oh oh oh,,, just remembered another one, again to do with buses! Another friend trying to be cool in his donkey jacket, with his hands jammed into the pockets, in the middle of winter with snow on the ground. The bus slowed to a stop, he jumped out just before it stopped (as you did back then), mis-timed it and landed right on his face with his hands still in pockets! He actually lay ther until the bus moved off so embarrassed was he!
I'm sitting here with a stupid grin now remembering! :D :D :D :D :D
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I'm never sure whether to believe in it all or not but...............!
How often have you felt someone looking at you?
How often have you just known who was ringing before you pick it up?
Felt that you had been/seen somewhere when you know damn well that you've never been?
Met someone who just feels wrong?
Intuition? Coincidence? Your mind playing tricks?
I have absolutely no idea but all of these have happened to me on numerous occasions.
Off to hide from the scary thoughts now :scared:
How often have you felt someone looking at you?
How often have you just known who was ringing before you pick it up?
Felt that you had been/seen somewhere when you know damn well that you've never been?
Met someone who just feels wrong?
Intuition? Coincidence? Your mind playing tricks?
I have absolutely no idea but all of these have happened to me on numerous occasions.
Off to hide from the scary thoughts now :scared:
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Quote by Vix
Bloody 'ell Vix!!! I've now got a serious inferiority complex.
Mind you I bet he faints when he gets an erection - that thing'll take a lot of blood to fill
skulks off muttering about showoffs
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On a similar note - I have an animated gif I'd like to use as my avatar but it's currently too big. Is there a piece of software that will resize the whole gif in one go or do I need to resize each pic and reanimate?
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Just a thought but I hope that it gets massive publicity along with (even if false ) regular reports about how popular they are and how well they are selling. Someone going around filling public bins with lots and lots of opened packaging wouldn't go amiss either.
It may, just may, stop 1 or more opportunist rapes 'just in case she's wearing one'. For that alone it's worth the column inches.
) regular reports about how popular they are and how well they are selling. Someone going around filling public bins with lots and lots of opened packaging wouldn't go amiss either.It may, just may, stop 1 or more opportunist rapes 'just in case she's wearing one'. For that alone it's worth the column inches.
