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zurcon59
Over 90 days ago
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not posted for a while but am an avid reader, just a quick note to say that my long awaited heart by-pass op is now scheduled and Im in need of a hug....
taking the family off to Blackpool for a week or so to have some fun, then I go into hospital for my op on 23 august, hopefully I shall be out by the end of the month, fit and ready to go....well after about 6 weeks R&R. thanks for keeping my spirits up during the wait....see you all soon....
if its terrorism it appears they are saying '' see what we can do to your olympics....i expected this, but not so soon...hope there are not to many hurt...
a few years ago while riding my motorbike I T-boned a car that pulled out of a side road, ended up under the vehicle...what haunts me to this day is the fact that I actually remember '' seeing'' the scene from a different view point. I vividly remember ''looking'' down at my lower half sticking out from beneath the car, and ''seeing'' my pillion passanger pulling me out as the car tried to drive off over me. THEN I recall being back under the car, the sound of the engine and the impact as the rear wheel hit my helmet as the car sped off...it has never gone away and replays at the wierdest times, usually when Im tired...have you ever had such an experience?
the word WORLD in american sport, eg world series
arguing with the wife
asking the wife to save money
that sign '' baby on board'' in cars
looking for bi fem to pleasure wife while I watch
sunglasses at night
paying £60 for extended warranty on item costing £70 new
phoning computer supplier Help line
asking technical questions in PC World
Trying to compare the crap you just bought with the picture of same item in BK/Mc D/
KF pigeon
me chatting up any lady with a pulse
asking directions in english in Birmingham
I dont have a computer, and if I did I would'nt know how to use the internet, I just press auto-defrost on the microwave and you lot come on. And your all messy, but very funny
May you cast a long shadow all night my friend
Z storms off in a jealous huff...... lucky sod.....mutter.....mutter
greetings and welcome, wow what a smile, brightened my day...enjoy
does anyone know of a pub or club in the Gloucester area where bi or gay women go to meet up, and which night is best?
welcome to the site from another glos newbie...jez we're (gloucestershire peeps) finally
entering the 21st century..bet there are some very relieved sheep about ...a brothel eh! what next ....those radio things that have moving pictures i bet lol. enjoy
what do you get if you take the F out of Present????
Correct , there is no F in present lol
but many happy returns anyway...may it be a great one
I actually worked with Fred once on a friends house, part of the job was laying new concrete floors....We did inform the old bill, client wasnt very happy at the prospect of their floors coming up, but they used the x-ray thingy and said nothing showed up lol
When you were young did you have that overwhelming crush on someone, couldnt eat, sleep or talk about anything but them, only they had absolutely zero intrest in you. So you cursed, pined and regretted, UNTIL like me you saw them again after many years and OMG your dream princess has turned into the bag lady from hell (shes probably thinking the same about me, I know). Never wish to hard you might get it. Or have you met someone you've idolised from afar for ages only to discover that they are total assholes.
I was in a rock band touring the country with the major stars and had Many such experiences, most believed to much of their own PR...and your ''lucky escapes'' are...?
a young lad asks his mother how he got to be born
mum replies 'daddy gave me his seed and out you popped'
boy thinks for a while then asks,' do you have to swallow daddies seed mommy'
'only if i want more housekeeping ' she said
hehehe
i shouldn't say this but......
love ya to bits....groan....puke!
correct me if I'm wrong
my old boss used to say to these peeps, Ive promoted you to be my spokesman on sexual matters.....or when i want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it
greetings again peeps
Thank you to those who responded to my first topic, including those that PM'd me.
Thank you to the peeps that post on here for your sense of humour, your compassion for others and your concerns about keeping each other safe. I have really enjoyed reading the I've never met any of you I like to think you are/will be my friends.
Thanks to everyone concerned for the hard work they do and for making this not only the best site I've seen, but also its FREE...yipeeeeeeeeeeeee
Now the bad news............................................. sad
not even trembled yet, let alone swung and today I find out I need a quad by-pass (no the traffic isnt heavy here), for my heart dummy......so Im out of the game before the first whistle, well til i've been re-plumbed anyway...just keep me amused til then...ok...any ladies into scars???? love and peace Z
seems a popular place, only one person on here offers a response lol
Greetings peeps, Ive read posts on the SH weekends held at this hotel and wondered if anyone has gone there on a 'normal' weekend. What were your impressions of the hotel?
What was the atmosphere like and the mix of people? Were there many single males present during your visit and if so how did they conduct themselves?
The reason for asking, simply we're new to this (complete virgins so to speak) and thought we might try this way to meet people first as we are not of recent manufacture though still roadworthy. you can send me a PM if you dont want your opinions aired on here or email me, my addy is on here somewhere. All responses gratefully received. including any handy tips lol...regards Z