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Another ad in the womans section looking for 9" and over. Raced to the bathroom yet again with tape measure at the ready. More disapointment as once again fell short. Don't expect I'm alone but I can't see the point on all this exercise I keep giving it...... It just aint working. Isn't it just great the way mirrors make everything look bigger..
Don't worry about it hun.... more women actually prefer an 'average' size penis to a monster!!! I
well that looks like i'm might as well not reply to it!!!
JGL
i would love to meet these women who prefer average...and to be honest..what is average???? and yes, i must have one of those magic mirrors lol
I think average is anywhere between 5.5 - 7.5 (someone correct me if I'm wrong) then well endowed would be 7.5 upwards?
anything more than seven and a half inches would just come back out through my mouth.. so no point!
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anything more than seven and a half inches would just come back out through my mouth.. so no point!

Back out through your mouth - where does it enter from :shock: :shock: lol
well without meaning to be crude.. i think it would be a one man spitroast! lol
:shock: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Are you only very little WBB?
a one man spit roast.. not much fun :shock:
well i'm only average then!!!
but the way i see it is, why have a bently if you cant drive!
JGL
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a one man spit roast.. not much fun :shock:

Oh, I dunno. (From a burd who likes em big)
dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Dont worry about the size myself.............
Its what the owner can do with it :happy: :happy:
candj
xx
(not saying j is small tho... )
:swingingchair:
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:shock: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Are you only very little WBB?

now THAT is a question that is open to different meanings! :shock:
i will errrrrr pass on that one! lol
regards..
thumbelina
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Quote by Vix
From a burd who likes em big

There was a post on here from someone oop north who said there was a local dogger so big she couldn't get her mouth round it, ever come across anyone over your limit Vix?
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well i'm only average then!!!
but the way i see it is, why have a bently if you cant drive!
JGL

Because it's beautiful to look at and you can always take lessons.
Quote by musketeer
From a burd who likes em big

There was a post on here from someone oop north who said there was a local dogger so big she couldn't get her mouth round it, ever come across anyone over your limit Vix?
Yes. Yes I have. I was about 17 and he was some nameless bloke I pulled in a club. He kept on about not being into one nighters, but I lied and said nor was I. Got back to his and turns out he had another forearm in his trousers.
Well, my gob wouldn't go round it, but after some manipulation and maneuvering (of myself) I managed to sit on it. Second time round was easier.
Mind you, I was 7 stone and skinny back then. Now? It'd be like chucking a twig down Wookey Hole.
HTH
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Now? It'd be like chucking a twig down Wookey Hole.
HTH

lol :lol: :lol:
We actually received a reply to one of our ads the other day where the respondent accused me of misstating my "vital stats" saying, "sorry but there aint no way that is 8 inches its more like ten!" Bloody hell, I don't think so!! Where does he expect me to be measuring from, my arsehole?! :shock:
~Reese! surprised
P.S. I politely replied, saying that we'd placed the base of the ruler firmly against my pubic bone, above the penis, and measured from there...
P.P.S. ...kinda makes you wonder where everyone else sticks their ruler, though, dunnit? confused
Well I prefer a smaller one.....about 6 inches is perfect for me..... biggrin
I thought the measurement was from prostate gland, that makes me about 8 inches too!!! Retracting the tape measure came as a bit of a shock though :shock:
I feel that to give a true overview of this topic i would really need to do a complete and full examination of all size's of penis.
To begin with, i think that all Mr Averages and Mr Above Averages' should line up, and allow myself to inspect in an orderly fashion. Working from the 5.5 - imagination boggles. This might take quite some time, as i do believe in being thorough.
Do you think this could be arranged or is it not at all feasable? wink
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
The biggest i have seen is 7 inches,have not seen any made bigger than that ....gulp!
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I thought the measurement was from prostate gland, that makes about 8 inches too!!!

On me or you? confused
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I thought the measurement was from prostate gland, that makes me about 8 inches too!!! Retracting the tape measure came as a bit of a shock though :shock:

Oops, missed a word...
You're all wrong anyway, because you're meant to measure from the tip of your penis to the floor.
I have about 40 inches. :wanker:
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You're all wrong anyway, because you're meant to measure from the tip of your penis to the floor.

I would still have to stand on a couple of bricks ffs
OOOOO :shock: :shock: HHHHHHHHHH Roger
Have you ever thought that your measuring techniques need to be verified by the Guiness Book of Records or at least by this site :twisted: :twisted: Is that why you wear such big Y fronts to wrap it up neatly in lol
I believe it is not the size, but does the owner know how to use it??
When I come to the next munch I will bring a tape measure and carry out a spot check, now please all form an orderly que, I will need another female to assist me, any offers !! lol
Sarah
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I believe it is not the size, but does the owner know how to use it??
When I come to the next munch I will bring a tape measure and carry out a spot check, now please all form an orderly que, I will need another female to assist me, any offers !! lol
Sarah

YES!
But Reese will be dissappointed you're only asking for females to help!