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Sex God
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it terribly good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
to the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy
or John Thomas.
Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in your sock.
But
Don't take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
and you won't
come
back.
Thank you very much.
(Eric Idle singing in the style of Noel Coward in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life.)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it terribly good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
to the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy
or John Thomas.
Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in your sock.
But
Don't take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
and you won't
come
back.
Thank you very much.
(Eric Idle singing in the style of Noel Coward in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life.)
Quote by Ice Pie
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it terribly good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
to the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy
or John Thomas.
Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in your sock.
But
Don't take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
and you won't
come
back.
Thank you very much.
(Eric Idle singing in the style of Noel Coward in Monty Python's Meaning Of Life.)
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Sex God
Strange though, isn't it - of all the daft words meaning penis, the daftest of the lot is penis. I mean, puhleeeease, what sort of a word is that? Sounds like some kind of South American currency or something. In fact I'm sure my local bank has an exchange rate of 3.7 Bogalivian Penis to the Pound.
Sex God
Quote by TheFacilitator
In fact I'm sure my local bank has an exchange rate of 3.7 Bogalivian Penis to the Pound.
Ice. Does that mean Bogalivian Penis' are bigger or smaller than English Penis'
I'm sure I've heard the saying, 'You don't get many of them to the pound'
Or is that tits?
It is a well known fact that, with the exception of the Lilliprickian tribe of the Southern Misterssippi Delta, the English have the smallest Penis' in the world. However, due to frequent periods of high inflation, it is a robust and vigorous performer in the international market.
English tits, on the other hand, are generally restricted to hedgerows and Mediterranean holiday resorts.
Quote by Ice Pie
In fact I'm sure my local bank has an exchange rate of 3.7 Bogalivian Penis to the Pound.
Ice. Does that mean Bogalivian Penis' are bigger or smaller than English Penis'
I'm sure I've heard the saying, 'You don't get many of them to the pound'
Or is that tits?
It is a well known fact that, with the exception of the Lilliprickian tribe of the Southern Misterssippi Delta, the English have the smallest Penis' in the world. However, due to frequent periods of high inflation, it is a robust and vigorous performer in the international market.
English tits, on the other hand, are generally restricted to hedgerows and Mediterranean holiday resorts.
I don't remember this but :rotflmao:cx
Orgasminator
Quote by smokerjim
OK, I'll be the mug.....Beef Bayonet, Mutton Musket, Lamb Cannon, Tummy Truncheon, Belly Banana
We've barely even started, what about:
yoghurt-spitting womb ferret
porridge cannon
meat & two veg
spam dagger
purple-helmet warrior
trouser trout
little red rooster
'my lemon' - one for the Led Zeppelin/Robert Johnson fans, in fact 'Johnson' is another one
and many, many more...
Personally I tend to refer to it as the old chap or my tackle. Undercarriage is a term reserved for when they've been involuntarily used as a load-bearing structure. :cry:
Orgasminator
"une bagguette dans les pantalons" is the funniest description ive ever heard. at the same time it makes me sad to hear it cos my mate who used it commited suicide years ago.i can remember him saying it on a field trip to amsterdam to a girl in a window, had us all in stitches.
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