Imagine for a moment that your prudish* otherhalf is upstairs in bed and you are watching porn and having one off the wrist.
You hear the door open... Oh No! Your other half is coming into the room, you quickly change channel so as not to offend the poor dear's sensibilities (I mean... you're watching PORN FFS... s/he would be mortified!) However, you're just getting to the vinegar stroke, so don't wanna stop wanking.
What is the worst thing that could possibly appear on your TV screen, to have been found wanking to?
*no saying "my other half ain't prudish"... use your imagination!
My example... Postman Pat.
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Sex God
Your post immediately made me think of the animal channels on Sky TV, because of that song by the Bloodhound Gang!
"You and me baby
we aint nothing but mammals
so lets do it like they do it
on the discovery channel"
lol
So some channel with fornicating animals would be a bit off
"You and me baby
we aint nothing but mammals
so lets do it like they do it
on the discovery channel"
lol
So some channel with fornicating animals would be a bit off
Quote by Vix
Imagine for a moment that your prudish* otherhalf is upstairs in bed and you are watching porn and having one off the wrist.
You hear the door open... Oh No! Your other half is coming into the room, you quickly change channel so as not to offend the poor dear's sensibilities (I mean... you're watching PORN FFS... s/he would be mortified!) However, you're just getting to the vinegar stroke, so don't wanna stop wanking.
What is the worst thing that could possibly appear on your TV screen, to have been found wanking to?
*no saying "my other half ain't prudish"... use your imagination!
My example... Postman Pat.
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count?
LL~
No - doesn't count at all - simply due to the fact that maths can be quite erotic!! Mmm, just give me a good Hilbert quadrature transform, and I'm well away. Oh, yeah, baby!! :wanker:
~Reese!
Or for you really sick and twisted maths fetishists out there...
Sex God
As soon as they come in, you flick the channel over to...... more porn! So even though you didn't want them to see what you were watching they end up knowing exactly what you were doing anyway. 
To be honest, I would be horrified if I caught somebody wanking to anything with Chris Tarrant in.
To be honest, I would be horrified if I caught somebody wanking to anything with Chris Tarrant in.
Quote by Reese
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count?
LL~
No - doesn't count at all - simply due to the fact that maths can be quite erotic!! Mmm, just give me a good Hilbert quadrature transform, and I'm well away. Oh, yeah, baby!! :wanker:
~Reese!
Or for you really sick and twisted maths fetishists out there...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I've had to block the screen so *he* doesn't see in fear of the dinner table levitating
Quote by mattmoleman
As soon as they come in, you flick the channel over to...... more porn! So even though you didn't want them to see what you were watching they end up knowing exactly what you were doing anyway.
To be honest, I would be horrified if I caught somebody wanking to anything with Chris Tarrant in.
Sex God
Julie Andrews 
Innit funny how some things can get on yer mind!!
Innit funny how some things can get on yer mind!!
Sex God
you hit play on the vcr by mistake revealing her grandmothers birthday do just as the old dear blows out the candles! :shock:
:fuckinghell:
Orgasminator
Richard and Judy or that insurance ad with Michael Winner
Quote by deancannock
Barney...doing one of his songs and dances !!!!
now if all the raindrops were gum drops and fruit drops..oh what a rain that would be !!
Sorry I got whole collection of barney video's.....
i got rid of ours, they began to seriously irritate me....now i miss them.....hey dean, d'ya want to watch a video together, lol.
Quote by the_magik_sYou caught your son wanking?!!!... :shock:
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count?
Bloody hell!.. i bet that wasn't at all uncomfortable was it?!!! shit what happened?..
I left the room until he'd regained his composure then re-entered and pointed out that the curtains were open and the lights were on, and as the houses across the road over-look ours he may have given the neighbours quite a show. :roll:
