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Vix
Sex God
Imagine for a moment that your prudish* otherhalf is upstairs in bed and you are watching porn and having one off the wrist.
You hear the door open... Oh No! Your other half is coming into the room, you quickly change channel so as not to offend the poor dear's sensibilities (I mean... you're watching PORN FFS... s/he would be mortified!) However, you're just getting to the vinegar stroke, so don't wanna stop wanking.
What is the worst thing that could possibly appear on your TV screen, to have been found wanking to?
*no saying "my other half ain't prudish"... use your imagination!
My example... Postman Pat.
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Your post immediately made me think of the animal channels on Sky TV, because of that song by the Bloodhound Gang!
"You and me baby
we aint nothing but mammals
so lets do it like they do it
on the discovery channel"
lol
So some channel with fornicating animals would be a bit off rolleyes
Libra__Love
Sex God
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count? rolleyes
Vix
Sex God
Hmm, but I can see some people getting turned on by that.
What about a movie... Schindlers List, maybe.
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Imagine for a moment that your prudish* otherhalf is upstairs in bed and you are watching porn and having one off the wrist.
You hear the door open... Oh No! Your other half is coming into the room, you quickly change channel so as not to offend the poor dear's sensibilities (I mean... you're watching PORN FFS... s/he would be mortified!) However, you're just getting to the vinegar stroke, so don't wanna stop wanking.
What is the worst thing that could possibly appear on your TV screen, to have been found wanking to?
*no saying "my other half ain't prudish"... use your imagination!
My example... Postman Pat.
Reese
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count? rolleyes

LL~
No - doesn't count at all - simply due to the fact that maths can be quite erotic!! Mmm, just give me a good Hilbert quadrature transform, and I'm well away. Oh, yeah, baby!! :wanker:
~Reese! surprised
Or for you really sick and twisted maths fetishists out there...
Vix
Sex God
You durty durty boy.
mattmoleman
Sex God
As soon as they come in, you flick the channel over to...... more porn! So even though you didn't want them to see what you were watching they end up knowing exactly what you were doing anyway. sad
To be honest, I would be horrified if I caught somebody wanking to anything with Chris Tarrant in.
pinkbubble__mr__mrs__
Orgasminator
This may sound really weird but i think the worst thing for me would be Derek Acorah on Most Haunted being possesed, or maybe the surgery scenes in Extreme Makeover, i think thats enough now............................................
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by Reese
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count? rolleyes

LL~
No - doesn't count at all - simply due to the fact that maths can be quite erotic!! Mmm, just give me a good Hilbert quadrature transform, and I'm well away. Oh, yeah, baby!! :wanker:
~Reese! surprised
Or for you really sick and twisted maths fetishists out there...

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've had to block the screen so *he* doesn't see in fear of the dinner table levitating
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
As soon as they come in, you flick the channel over to...... more porn! So even though you didn't want them to see what you were watching they end up knowing exactly what you were doing anyway. sad
To be honest, I would be horrified if I caught somebody wanking to anything with Chris Tarrant in.
westerross
Sex God
Julie Andrews redface
Innit funny how some things can get on yer mind!!
Countess
Sexpert
a religious program.. I don't know if the fact he was watching one or getting off on one would horrify me more.... lol :lol:
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
you hit play on the vcr by mistake revealing her grandmothers birthday do just as the old dear blows out the candles! :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Vix
You durty durty boy.

Quite the most obscene thing. Vix you have my sympathies. evil
Unknown User
Chris Tarrant, Terry Wogan, Margaret Thatcher............... the list is endless!! :scared: banghead :fuckinghell:
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
One of those Linda Barker sofa ad's..of course,thats not a BAD one at all!!!
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Richard and Judy or that insurance ad with Michael Winner rolleyes
joeboy69692000
Warming the Bed
work 6am till 4pm in transport. It has happened during the Weakest Link .... Am I barred ?
mellow
Master of Sex
Keeping up Appearances
Last of the Summer Wine
The Poppy Service (memorial thingy ma jig)
Unknown User
Barney...doing one of his songs and dances !!!!
now if all the raindrops were gum drops and fruit drops..oh what a rain that would be !!
Sorry I got whole collection of barney video's.....
mellow
Master of Sex
Quote by deancannock
Barney...doing one of his songs and dances !!!!
now if all the raindrops were gum drops and fruit drops..oh what a rain that would be !!
Sorry I got whole collection of barney video's.....

i got rid of ours, they began to seriously irritate me....now i miss them.....hey dean, d'ya want to watch a video together, lol. lol
Unknown User
anytime mellow...as long as you sing and dance along with Barney
whats worse even been to see him live down the NEC...
opps....hi-jacking here......SORRY...end of hi-jack......and back to havin one off the wrist !!!!
Unknown User
Quote by Libra-Love
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count? rolleyes
You caught your son wanking?!!!... :shock:
Bloody hell!.. i bet that wasn't at all uncomfortable was it?!!! shit what happened?.. rotflmao
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by the_magik_s
I caught my son wanking to a Math study video. Does that count? rolleyes
You caught your son wanking?!!!... :shock:
Bloody hell!.. i bet that wasn't at all uncomfortable was it?!!! shit what happened?.. rotflmao
I left the room until he'd regained his composure then re-entered and pointed out that the curtains were open and the lights were on, and as the houses across the road over-look ours he may have given the neighbours quite a show. :roll:
Unknown User
haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Brilliant... instead of getting all weird on him you just gave him some superb tongue in cheek advice... i like it
Unknown User
yea so Iave promised not to do it again with curtains open...okay mommy libra !!!
and what she don't know it was actually the Pamela anderson video...i just managed to switch channels before she came in !!!!!!
Libra__Love
Sex God
See...no long lasting phsycologicl effects, hey Baby boy Dean. Now you shaking your ass for all and sundry and not just the neighbour!
Unknown User
What about being caught @ it while watching
Songs Of Praise with Thora Hird...
Thats gotta be pretty awfull eh??