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So, what do you do when you should be doing something more important instead?
Me... well I've just been trawling for an outfit for a wedding. I should be doing important paperwork.
Now I'm in here... rolleyes
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lp
I think theres a place for procrastination - but removing a blokes balls is really quite the biggest step bar capital punishment I think
No im afraid procrastination for being in forum rather than doing something else is far too severe
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When I should be cleaning - I cook, well bake normally.
When I should be doing just about anything else - I clean.
dunno
Quote by foxylady2209
When I should be cleaning - I cook, well bake normally.
When I should be doing just about anything else - I clean.
dunno
but what happens when you SHOULD be baking or cleaning?
lp
Quote by foxylady2209
When I should be cleaning - I cook, well bake normally.
When I should be doing just about anything else - I clean.
dunno

Whats that all about then Foxxy?
I'm PMing hot boys now... gotta be more fun than paperwork!
wink
Quote by noladreams
I'm PMing hot boys now... gotta be more fun than paperwork!
wink

He'll enjoy that lots biggrin
Quote by Lost
When I should be cleaning - I cook, well bake normally.
When I should be doing just about anything else - I clean.
dunno

Whats that all about then Foxxy?
Daft isn't it? It's like a can't simply do what needs to be done without building up to it. I'm trying to take myself in hand and JFDI.
What I do when I should be doing those things? Make a coffee and think about it some more. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by foxylady2209
When I should be cleaning - I cook, well bake normally.
When I should be doing just about anything else - I clean.
dunno

Whats that all about then Foxxy?
Daft isn't it? It's like a can't simply do what needs to be done without building up to it. I'm trying to take myself in hand and JFDI.
What I do when I should be doing those things? Make a coffee and think about it some more. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Its Ok i made a coffee for you Foxy - now where did you put that duster lol
me?..i just can`t decide, if procrastination is a big word for apathy.....but who cares?
I'll come back to this later ....
:giggle:
Quote by noladreams
So, what do you do when you should be doing something more important instead?
Me... well I've just been trawling for an outfit for a wedding. I should be doing important paperwork.
Now I'm in here... rolleyes

Take me shopping with you? cool
Quote by Lost
When I should be cleaning - I cook, well bake normally.
When I should be doing just about anything else - I clean.
dunno

Whats that all about then Foxxy?
Daft isn't it? It's like a can't simply do what needs to be done without building up to it. I'm trying to take myself in hand and JFDI.
What I do when I should be doing those things? Make a coffee and think about it some more. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Its Ok i made a coffee for you Foxy - now where did you put that duster lol
Bugger.
Now I have to do it.
What was I doing again? (Old age has its compensations - short memory among them)
this week to avoid doing my accounts ive re tiled the fireplace and redecorated the sitting room..and built a wall damn im running out of things to do
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this week to avoid doing my accounts ive re tiled the fireplace and redecorated the sitting room..and built a wall damn im running out of things to do

Your walls not straight and pretend the tiling looks sh*t and do it again - Problem sorted biggrin
No, please don't thank me, you dont have to. No, no its nothing would do it for anyone honestly, No i would, as long as your happy, just glad to be of help :D
Quote by BIoke
So, what do you do when you should be doing something more important instead?
Me... well I've just been trawling for an outfit for a wedding. I should be doing important paperwork.
Now I'm in here... rolleyes

Take me shopping with you? cool
Is this where I say, "I do"? :giggle:
Whydotodaywhatyoucanputoffuntiltomorrow.
I seem to be saying that a lot lately.
I wish I hadn't said it over a year ago though. Life was too short then.
Too long now.
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Quote by noladreams
So, what do you do when you should be doing something more important instead?
Me... well I've just been trawling for an outfit for a wedding. I should be doing important paperwork.
Now I'm in here... rolleyes

Take me shopping with you? cool
Is this where I say, "I do"? :giggle:
"Love me or leave me, make your choice but believe me
I love you
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
I cant conceal it, dont you see, cant you feel it?
Dont you too?
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do...."

8-)
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line,
Honey I'm still free,
Take it anally...

:shock:
Did I say that out loud?
Quote by BIoke
So, what do you do when you should be doing something more important instead?
Me... well I've just been trawling for an outfit for a wedding. I should be doing important paperwork.
Now I'm in here... rolleyes

Take me shopping with you? cool
Is this where I say, "I do"? :giggle:
"Love me or leave me, make your choice but believe me
I love you
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do
I cant conceal it, dont you see, cant you feel it?
Dont you too?
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do...."

8-)
We need a big theatrical swoon emoticon... :inlove: will have to do!
Quote by Resonance
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line,
Honey I'm still free,
Take it anally...
:shock:
Did I say that out loud?

Yes and I heard you!
You know what 'they' say... 'many a true word said out loud...' I'll see you in Vicky Park at midnight, first bush to the left of the bandstand.. or did that get nicked? lol
Quote by BIoke
If you change your mind,
I'm the first in line,
Honey I'm still free,
Take it anally...
:shock:
Did I say that out loud?

Yes and I heard you!
You know what 'they' say... 'many a true word said out loud...' I'll see you in Vicky Park at midnight, first bush to the left of the bandstand.. or did that get nicked? lol
:lol:
Won't Vicky Mind? She's an accommodating Girl isn't she?
I thought she was shaved though...
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away,
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Take me through the darkness break my botty today
Quote by Resonance
Won't Vicky Mind? She's an accommodating Girl isn't she?
I thought she was shaved though...
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away,
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Take me through the darkness break my botty today

Yeah, her and her sister are known as the 'accommodating ladies of little neston'...
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crap as my anal cherry is taken
Won't somebody please help me please
Or get their cock out and push me down on my knees...(to fade)
Quote by BIoke
Won't Vicky Mind? She's an accommodating Girl isn't she?
I thought she was shaved though...
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away,
Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight,
Take me through the darkness break my botty today

Yeah, her and her sister are known as the 'accommodating ladies of little neston'...
Under attack, I'm being taken
About to crap as my anal cherry is taken
Won't somebody please help me please
Or get their cock out and push me down on my knees...(to fade)

Feck, I don't remember Benny, Bjorn and co singing that one... was it a Nolan sisters song?
Waterloo!
I was defeated, your anal whore...
Waterloo !
Promised you'd love me for ever more...
Waterloo !
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo !
Spreading my cheeks just to be with you...
Quote by flower411
Fuckin Ell !!!!
I know this is the procrastination thread but isn`t about time you lot got a room ??? rolleyes

You can join us if you like Flower... I'd like to get my hands on your turgid Stamen... :twisted:
Bloke, how am I doing? I've never been Bi before so I want to make sure I'm doing it right? Is this what you do?
Chicken Tikka tell me what's wrong...
Quote by Resonance
Feck, I don't remember Benny, Bjorn and co singing that one... was it a Nolan sisters song?
Waterloo!
I was defeated, your anal whore...
Waterloo !
Promised you'd love me for ever more...
Waterloo !
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo !
Spreading my cheeks just to be with you...

It's one of their lesser known but still fab-u-lous songs and no, the Nolans did other similar lovely tunes like:
"I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing
Ooo, I'm giving it all tonight
I'm in the mood for felching, feel like fisting
So come on and clench them tight
Dancing, I'm in the pooh babe.."

..and:
"Weeeeee, we are the chosen few
You chose me and I'll pee on you
We are the chosen few.."

Or was the the Dooleys? confused
rotflmao
There was something in the air that night,
his cheeks were tight...
Fernando...
He was squatting there for you and me,
So Rigidly...
Fernando...

I'm worryingly good at this, I think I missed my vocation in life.