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what do you guys think about to stop yourself cumming ?
Sex God
I've never suffered from cumming to early - but I have suffered not cumming for too freaking long.
I once did think about my mother-in-law but after i screamed and broke down in tears decided that would be the last time
I once did think about my mother-in-law but after i screamed and broke down in tears decided that would be the last time
Master of Sex
Just do pelvic floor excercises, even though you're a bloke. You'll soon have good control over ejaculation.
Failing that, think of Losts mother-in-law. I do as my mother-in-law is a bit of a goer.
Failing that, think of Losts mother-in-law. I do as my mother-in-law is a bit of a goer.
Sex God
Quote by Poshbrat
I have always wondered what do you guys think about to stop yourself cumming too early?
the alphabet backwards is a good way of distraction.... if it gets really bad i think of the 1986 england world cup football squad... they were so ugly feckers!!!
:lol: :lol: 
Master of Sex
"Ann Widdecombe ........ Ann Widdecombe ..... Ann Widdecombe ......" (Works every time!)
Warming the Bed
All the things I have to do the following day, sometimes going into the next week.
I'd like to think it saved time...but after I've cum it all goes away. Oftentime I have to start planning all over again. ;)
I'd like to think it saved time...but after I've cum it all goes away. Oftentime I have to start planning all over again. ;)
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Sex God
Quote by NLondonJohn
"Ann Widdecombe ........ Ann Widdecombe ..... Ann Widdecombe ......" (Works every time!)
??????
That normally tips me over the edge :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:*lover*
Warming the Bed
Quote by spideyuk
Don't really have that problem, in fact I've always been told I take too long... to put up shelves, do finish my tax return, to wash the car... oh and to cum :-)
I can help with the tax return...
Once upon a time there was a Police Officer who came like he was doing a blue light run. To stop himself cuming so quickly he said the caution to himself.
It worked for a time. Then he found he was becoming aroused when ever he arrested someone. Soon he gained the record for the most arrests. After each arrest he would take a nap before filing his report.
Things came to a head when he forgot himself. On completing the caution one day he yelled, "Away the lads"
The arrestee, successfully alleged sexual assault. The Police Officer was dismissed and put on parole. This did not stop him, he continued to make citizen arrests, on more and more spurious grounds.
He was finial committed. He still chants the caution in his straight jacket.
It worked for a time. Then he found he was becoming aroused when ever he arrested someone. Soon he gained the record for the most arrests. After each arrest he would take a nap before filing his report.
Things came to a head when he forgot himself. On completing the caution one day he yelled, "Away the lads"
The arrestee, successfully alleged sexual assault. The Police Officer was dismissed and put on parole. This did not stop him, he continued to make citizen arrests, on more and more spurious grounds.
He was finial committed. He still chants the caution in his straight jacket.
Sex God
what do you guys think about to stop yourself cumming ?
id love to tell ya .. its killing me not to... i just cant
id love to tell ya .. its killing me not to... i just cant
Sex God
Oh Purleeze... all the "I go on too long..." 
"Most women complain at me because they've had 2.5 billion orgasms during the past ice age and I've barely got my underpants off... bleurgh!" :P
When in the presence of attractive ladies I am dribbling before I've made them a cup of tea, if they touch my hand by accident, I need a change of pants. A kiss will leave my DNA plainly visible for the next wash day and by the time it gets down to any naughties I am so devoid of juice that I have to run my bollocks through a mangle to get any out at all.
(This is of course a fib. I can last for DAYS at a time ladies, so form a disorderly, disrobed queue. So much so you can use my bollocks as a Foucault's pendulum or metronome. Not only that, when it is time to go my bell-end ring and my nipples flash too, so no danger of oversleeping)
"Most women complain at me because they've had 2.5 billion orgasms during the past ice age and I've barely got my underpants off... bleurgh!" :P
When in the presence of attractive ladies I am dribbling before I've made them a cup of tea, if they touch my hand by accident, I need a change of pants. A kiss will leave my DNA plainly visible for the next wash day and by the time it gets down to any naughties I am so devoid of juice that I have to run my bollocks through a mangle to get any out at all.
(This is of course a fib. I can last for DAYS at a time ladies, so form a disorderly, disrobed queue. So much so you can use my bollocks as a Foucault's pendulum or metronome. Not only that, when it is time to go my bell-end ring and my nipples flash too, so no danger of oversleeping)
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Quote by play-g-j
Nothing more annoying that a bloke stopping himself cumming!
I get really turned on when a man cums and it usually makes me cum too. When he has stopped himself it usually then takes ages for him to finish....by that time I am bored!
Come on lads...go with the flow!
You so need to get wie me then Jane fs it would be the best 5secs of your life then
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Thats cos you burst out laughing Varca and put me off my stroke and it's deal. If I'm there??
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Och Ok Varca if you mean the Welsh one then Im afraid to say That I will be there and more than probably alone. 
Al-tho I am hoping some of Steve Wonder's or Ray Charle's relatives turn up
And ashamed to admit I've lost your number Varca :(
Al-tho I am hoping some of Steve Wonder's or Ray Charle's relatives turn up
And ashamed to admit I've lost your number Varca :(
Sex God
Cant remember.....It's been that long :lol2:
Sex God
Anne Widdecombe?? :shock: oh 'eck... looks like I have some serious diversion therapy to do.....
*Kitty*
??????
That normally tips me over the edge :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*lover* :shock:
*Kitty*
Quote by bbw_loverNkitty
"Ann Widdecombe ........ Ann Widdecombe ..... Ann Widdecombe ......" (Works every time!)
??????
That normally tips me over the edge :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:*lover* :shock:
