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20 Jan 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
. I for one will try my best to please ALL my Slags!!!

Belatedly puts forward application to be an Argt05 slag :rascal:
Fee
XX
ABOUT BLOODY TIME!!!!
smackbottom

And for you're late application please come into my Orifice(PM) and explain to me why I should let you be my SLAG!!! innocent

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20 Jan 2007

He's actually an alien from the planet Quiff, and he used that body as a host, now he's no longer a singer cos he got himself a new body!!
The real identity of 'Elvis' will never be known as he cannot survive on this planet without a said host however he has been on this planet since is spaceship crashed here over 3000 years ago.
Some of his, and this is a scientific fact here, some of his former hosts include Queen Victoria, Moses and Joan of Arc.
Currently He can be found inhabiting the person that is known to us as Paris Hilton..
Strange I know, BUT TRUE!!!! :shock:

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by Scandal
out of the Blue she pipes up to me..... 'Do you fancy a threesome?' :shock: Fook Me! where did that come from????................................
My best mate lookin all sombre???? I said Fook Off, she said 'No he thinks it's a good idea if you're up for it' !!!..........................................
Really Freaky that I should become a member of a swinger's site an then the first time the three of us on our own since I joined, this happens!!

Slightly off topic and without wanting to teach anyone to suck eggs..........
Do people assume that just because other people aren't part of websites and the so called "community" they are not interested in swinging? I suspect that most couples have discussed having sex with other people. Your friends obviously have. I think sometimes people think SH is the B all & end all. Casual sex is a national phenomena it's all over the media. Once the agony aunt of the red tops start suggesting it as a wholesome healthy pastime it makes it mainstream.
I remember about 15 years ago knowing two sisters who shagged the same guys and way before that me and a GF had fun with other couples. Sometimes, being part of the "community" makes some people feel insular and special, when in fact I'd say we're all pretty normal! lol

Totally agree with you mate, but if they are curious and want to take it further then sites like this one can be of great help, comfort and just maybe a chance to assess their needs. confused

Sex is IMO an exceptable pastime, and has to my knowledge been going on for at least 50 years now in it's various guises, so it's about time we all embraced this phenomenon and rejoice in it's Glory.. I for one will try my best to please ALL my Slags!!! hump

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by Scandal
out of the Blue she pipes up to me..... 'Do you fancy a threesome?' :shock: Fook Me! where did that come from????................................
My best mate lookin all sombre???? I said Fook Off, she said 'No he thinks it's a good idea if you're up for it' !!!..........................................
Really Freaky that I should become a member of a swinger's site an then the first time the three of us on our own since I joined, this happens!!

Slightly off topic and without wanting to teach anyone to suck eggs..........
Do people assume that just because other people aren't part of websites and the so called "community" they are not interested in swinging? I suspect that most couples have discussed having sex with other people. Your friends obviously have. I think sometimes people think SH is the B all & end all. Casual sex is a national phenomena it's all over the media. Once the agony aunt of the red tops start suggesting it as a wholesome healthy pastime it makes it mainstream.
I remember about 15 years ago knowing two sisters who shagged the same guys and way before that me and a GF had fun with other couples. Sometimes, being part of the "community" makes some people feel insular and special, when in fact I'd say we're all pretty normal! lol

Totally agree with you mate, but if they are curious and want to take it further then sites like this one can be of great help, comfort and just maybe a chance to assess their needs. confused

Sex is IMO an exceptable pastime, and has to my knowledge been going on for at least 50 years now in it's various guises, so it's about time we all embraced this phenomenon and rejoice in it's Glory.. I for one will try my best to please ALL my Slags!!! hump

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20 Jan 2007

Just go in my Birthday Suit if that's ok with you guys!!!!
wink

But if I had to wear something then it would be Fat Bastard(austin powers)
tee hee
Do ya like ma body!!!

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers

Is this immoral, do i need to repent ?

Sounds like a question to me dunno

yes but why all the graphic detail......all he had to say was he slept with his mother in law and felt bad about it?
Fook me... If my EX-Mother-in-law Came on to me I'd have fookin :spit: all over the place!!!
There again She does look like a cross between Yoda and an Alpaca!! With the personality of Swamp Rat... innocent

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by Mallock2006

I am shy and innocent. I am the original, halo wearing :angel:

*Experiences another coffee meets monitor moment*
Splendid is gettin worse me thinks....She definately needs to go over my knee smackbottom

Thanks Guys for you're help...
Mate phoned me earlier an didn't mention it at all!!! So, will leave it and Maybe as said enlighten them both to the world of SH, but only if it comes up rolleyes

(no pun intended)
Or maybe leave my SUPERDOOPER Munch Badge on his coffee table.. lol

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20 Jan 2007

Quote by Sarah
Just ignore it for now.
If your mate or his g/f mention it, just say you are not interested.

You probably right hun, thanks. x

Quote by splendid33
and then you come round my house and I will make it all better for you
:twisted:

and you say I'm naughty :eeek: :twisted:
redface

Splendid you are a naughty girl.......but i like it!! smackbottom

Dawnie you are naughty too so whip

Both of you behave wink

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20 Jan 2007

Just got back from spending the night havin a few tinnies an the like with my Best Mate,,
His GF turns up, an we have nice evenin gettin merry(Not Pissed), just merry!!
We watched some films inbetween havin a giggle or two, then out of the Blue she pipes up to me..... 'Do you fancy a threesome?' :shock: Fook Me! where did that come from????
My best mate lookin all sombre???? I said Fook Off, she said 'No he thinks it's a good idea if you're up for it' !!!
:confused2:
I say Sod off the pair of you you're Pissed!! :huh:
It never happened.... They went to bed I crashed on sofa!!! redface

Got up and left,,, WTF do I say to him later??? We were not that drunk I swear, Do they know I on this fuppin site or what??? confused

Plese Help me...This is my bestest mate in the whole wide world, I love him to bits an we Never had an argument in 38 years! Do not want to spoil that an that's probably the main reason I couldn't have done it anyway, so do I just get on with things and forget about it...? Make a lighthearted joke or comment...? WHAT THE F**K shall I say??
I know I know him well, but this has thrown me quite a bit!!
Really Freaky that I should become a member of a swinger's site an then the first time the three of us on our own since I joined, this happens!!

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19 Jan 2007

Pizza :thumbup:[/quote
Bugger.... rolleyes

just ordered meself a huge Grease Ball of Dog on a Rotatin Stick!! :silly:
Never mind, could have a piza later eh!!!
cool

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19 Jan 2007

Dear SHoogle,
I have a problem with a variable output pcb for a heater control.
It has a variable resistor - 1st Digit-red 2nd Digit-red Multiplier-brown Tolerance Gold..with a +/- 5%
Now to my calculations this makes it a 220 ohm axial lead resistor, However having Replaced this with a new one I then found the unit still not working so further investigation revealed a Zener Diode had failed also.
This was duly replaced and again, unit not working.
I have determined that the Surface Mount Resistors in Seven Stage PCB must have fault.
So my main quetion is this...
Should I have a Kebab OR Piza for my tea???
biggrin

Hurry please.. I'm hungry.. innocent

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18 Jan 2007

I been dippin mine in BabyBio for years......
Hasn't got much bigger but my Plums are cummin along nicely!!! wink

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18 Jan 2007

Which was my next thought...
If that be the case then screw them for whatever you can mate!!
But be Very Calm about it as there maybe a legitimate reason for the mileage inacuracy, quite what that would be I don't fookin know tho ?? rolleyes

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17 Jan 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Think you got a very good case to take to trading standards Steve.
By the way anyone know the law on speedo mileage, as the Landy I've just rebuilt had to have a new one and the new one was supplied with the mileometer reading zero.

It is normally the case ,in commercial circles at least, to set the mileage on the new speedo to that of the old one...
I have had to replace Speedo on one of my previous Cars after an attempted theft! They couldn't get it so they smashed it up a bit including the Clocks.
Couldn't get it reset at original Car Mileage as it was sealed unit. So just told next owner. New clock fitted at so many miles, kinda like fitting another engine??
Also, the evidence that you have to support you're claim Will be required by the Trading Standards Officer to ascertain the worthiness of you're aligations,
As previously mentioned here in this thread, If the mileage has been Altered to enhance the price of the car then you have a very good chance to get this car if you're happy to do so, FOR A SONG...If apart from mileage it is OK!!!
It would be in the interest of the Dealer to Keep this quiet!! So, if you play you're cards right and do some more research you may find yourself with a VERY cheap car, but don't forget to account for the extra loss on the car when you come to sell it!
If you know about the Defect, You are obliged to inform any potential purchaser
You're research chould include, Previous owner?? what mileage did the car have when he/she sold it etc, and to whom, when and where!! Get as MANY facts as you can first, don't just rely on a HPI Report as some can be incorrect.
Check Service logs with Dealers of that Model, most will be willing to help, if the Car has been serviced up to say 40k then there should be at least 3 service logs against it!
Also VIN plates checked for tampering just in case its either a ringer or a even worse....a CLONE!!!
If you fancy being a shit tho, keep a lid on it and goto the news of the world... They would kill for a story like that!!
Good Luck wink

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16 Jan 2007

Hey up Fella....
Another Victim... ehem, I meant Member Into the Fold
lol

Hope you Enjoy Yourself..

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15 Jan 2007

Thanks to Sarah and co for organizing such a cool night!! wink

Hi to all those I met and probably Bored!! Too those that I didn't get to say hi to...Sorry.
Wish I could have stayed over but Work prevented that..
Maybe Next time.
Argt.
x

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12 Jan 2007

Did you see it?
no :huh:
Tracey is a nutter loon

Who??? :confused2:
The funniest thing was Norris worrying about who was going to settle the paper bill lol

This a Joke right?? Noris? Didn't he do the Record Breakers with Roy Castle?? :giggle:
I love Coronation Street
Yeah I love them Chocolates too!! :evil2:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. Do you think she will get away with it?
Who Cares? banghead

Do you think she deserves to get away with it?
See Above innocent

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12 Jan 2007

La La Laaa, La La La Laaa, La La Laaa, La La La Laaaa,
1 Banana 2 Banana 3 Banana 4........
wink

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12 Jan 2007

No Drinks, Nothing! Just a Bed to crawl into please ....
Need Pampering, tucking in and generally fussed and my forehead gently stroked until I fall asleep. Please someone offer me a bed!! :cry: I'm sooo Tired

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12 Jan 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Highly creative... and you didn't need my help? ;)

Banal see

ictionary;
adjective devoid of freshness or originality;
But I tries me bestest!!! Anyway with the lovely Bums I've had to Grab, Drag and Paste it's been quite a pleasure.
innocent

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12 Jan 2007

Quote by blonde
What a brill idea ................... a NOT smoking thread!!!
For anyone who needs encouragement to NOT light up??
Bluddy Hell ...................... I really DO think I love you
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

can I go for one last one :smoke: confused

:
NO!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
But I dont' want to stop smoking at the minute.. :smoke:
:cry:

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11 Jan 2007

Anything for you my sweet!!! cool

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11 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
Hope you like, still some to get pics up, but will send out when in!!!
The BOSSMAN
ps. and less of the noise please or you'll be all be in the Office to see me!!

it must be so hard having to service all your " slag's" ?
i dont know where you find the time bossman rolleyes

[/quote
I know I know, But I have to you see, They're under my wing as it were, If they Can't rely on me then Who can they Rely on...?
That's why I needed Man Whore's such as yourself to help me guide them to the truly rightous path to become Slag's.
No small task, there may some blood sweat and tears along that rocky road, but we'll be there to pick them up and carry them along when they cannot do it themselves.
Incentives are required for some maybe but for others that Shrine known as SLAG CENTRAL HQ is where they aim to be!!!
Soon it will be time to start our Reward Scheme!
So to all of you out there, keep watching and to those of you still thinking about joining us, let yourself be free and bask in the knowledge that you are doing what is rightfully yours to do.
Be a SLAG, you know it makes sense!! :wink:

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11 Jan 2007

Just read this Mate, seems that you have got quite a few admirers!!!
You lucky Bugger you!!
Such a handsome fella.
And one of my Man Whore's too. What more of an endorsement could you need girls!!!
wink

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11 Jan 2007

Quote by Mr-Powers
Whats bathing?

WTF is Soap ? dunno

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11 Jan 2007

I'll Have Less of this Insolance if you please
Grab and Paste for those that can....That's if this works of course
YOU'RE NEW LOGO'S
cool

Hope you like, still some to get pics up, but will send out when in!!!
The BOSSMAN
ps. and less of the noise please or you'll be all be in the Office to see me!! wink

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10 Jan 2007

Happy Birthday Hunni
:rose:

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10 Jan 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Any creative challenges for me yet?! :rascal:

How creative can you be???
:rascal:
What can you do with that BUM of yours, that would make another Girl Wanna Be a REAL SLAG???

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10 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
Hi peeps.
Following on from a recent thread ……………………
I have a friend who has recently changed computers, her old one went to the big micrograve yard in the sky and a friend of hers gave her a spare on permanent loan.
Sad as it sounds MSN Messenger, IM, and mail are a bit of a lifeline for her at the moment and no matter what she does, it refuses to let her in, she has all the right log in details that have worked for years so its not that.
As an experiment I set up an online e-mail account for her with one of the many free e-mail providers and the error message is always the same.
She can log into the account, but as soon as she tries to reply to a mail, or clicks the respond or create mail button, it says “page cannot be displayed.”
Whenever she tries to sign in to either the msn or messenger services it says “ unable to sign in”
She can access other websites without any problems, and is able to use private and public message boards. But it seems as though whenever she tries to access any other form of communications medium, the machine kicks her out.
I have tried to go through the security settings on her machine with her but all to no avail, any thoughts would be most welcome.
using windows xp
zone alarm
windows firewall
NTL firewall
as I am trying to sort this over the phone with her it's becoming increasingly difficult to do and i'm getting close to pulling my hair out
:shock: who said 'what hair' ? come on own up

Hi Pete

I'm no major geek, but, is the windows version up to date, and msn too?
If pc not been used for a while then it could possibly need updating, also check to see if updates are swithched on!
You could try downloading new browser such as Firefox, that might help. Failing that contact msn support and They Ususally can help.
:thumbup:

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9 Jan 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
So it sounds like the job of the girls is to attend to the boss's every need.....what do us men have to do?

Attend to the girls! :twisted: :twisted:
A task in it's own right me thinks! But quite a good challenge for a new recruit.
Go easy on him girls! wink

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