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Argt05
Casanova
Quote by lilacgem
Thank you for all the replies, good advice & the many PM's Ive had biggrin
I've had a little time out of the forum but I've got to admit, I did miss it, and you are all right, why should I miss out!?!I have spent time on other parts of the site, some of which I hadnt even noticed before :shock: :P in my haste to get on to the forum, but will continue to check them out from now on :bounce:
:D

Hello sweety,
didn't realise what's been going on as i'm not here as often as i'd like at mo. busy boy! sad
Feck what anyone thinks girl!
Life's Way too short to worry about things like that. I'm not trying to put how that makes you feel into a nothing, but I for one know you are a great gal!
Jeez, if you need some advice on how to piss people off then call me now, my number is 0800 (do I give a shit you dick wart). ok, so I made that one up. But seriously tho, all these luverly folk who've replied here give testimony to the fact that, nobody can please everybody, all of the time.
Be you, enjoy and...oh is the kettle on?
smile
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Argt05
Casanova
Quote by lilacgem
You should have called at mine on the way home wink

Now you tell me!
sad
Def need my back rubbing and stuff tho!
;)
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Casanova
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well we appear to have some new eye candy this weekend and I'm feeling a little fruity (what with all the new avatars) so for one week only I suggest we let some of the gorgeous men into the GFZ :giggle:
White wine please wink

Boo! me is fluffy and candy(floss) like!
Will that do?
Btw, I not long got in from working my ragged arse of in bloody heat, in bloody liverpool all day. I'm so tired and yet strangely horny as a horny thing on a horny convention??
Any ideas?
smile
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Casanova
Quote by Bassman
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused

Wow.... touchy subject this one eh?? lol
Do I have my two pennies worth????
Shall I??
Shan't I??
Nah Fup that!!! you're on you're own mate... sorry! wink
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Casanova
During the first month of the clamp-down on mobile phone users behind the wheel in central Scotland police caught a driving instructor who was using his mobile while teaching.
The instructor was just one of 129 people caught in central Scotland since the higher penalties were established.
If they can't set a good example then who the Feck can??? confused
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Casanova
maybe time to deploy anti-twat driver missiles from my rear doors. ya know, like the A-team, get too close an i'll blow your bastard penis extension of the road billy bob!
lol
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Casanova
been riding motor bikes from very early age, and riding driving on roads for nearly 22 years, I have car license, bike license, pcv license and even a dump truck license, I can't get over the state of the standard of driving nowadays. a lot of my driving is on the motorways and it is incredible what I see. just angry at crap driving and the potential mass destructive weapon people call their cars! they seem to believe they are all perfect and safe!! silly silly fools, so thinking about having sticker on my van asking this!!
Do you have a donor card?
If so, please don't tick eyes or brain, cos if you can read this then your to thick to realise your to close, and they'll both be fucking useless after they peel them off my rear doors.
But looking for shorter version..so,
Get off my arse you wanker might do it!
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Casanova
Call 0800 Kiss My Furry Arse!
I'm so so sick an tired of the piss poor driving on the roads! people just ignorant to conditions and other road users. arrogant to the point of ridiculous.
If someone gets in your way walking through town, you both tend to apologize and move politely, so why not on the road?
why? because they are in their cars and they become untouchable, And so up their own arses!
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Casanova
Quote by creampiegirls
Hi
We have got 4 cpls confirmed for the night, all greedy girls.
Still room for a few more guys, told you they were greedy.
GUYS
Please have some info & a pic on your profile, & make sure you are free & will attend if invited
A n M

Would love to help out there, but I'm sure you'll get by without me tho!!!
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Casanova
Ok, Ok,,,,,before you start thinking ARGT's gone all Desperate. I mean A MotorBike Ride...
As the weather is hopefully rolleyes starting to pick up a bit, I'm going to try to get out a bit more on my bike. I was wondering if there are any of you out there who fancy a blast out one Sunday?
I live in North Wales and know some Fantastic roads and places to go and I know pretty much where all the speed traps will be too!
Everyone welcome to come, even have room for a pillion, on the back of a Fireblade, sorry but must be female and quite petite, enjoy speed and have a good grip!! lol
Let me know if you fancy it here or PM me.
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Casanova
Quote by earthchild
Well, wot did you expect from me, a bloody tea party invite??? :twisted:
Can't help myself hun! It's in my Jeans....? I mean Genes....
Scratch that, I meant the first one! Ha rolleyes
XXX

remind me to get it out of your jeans and give it, i mean you, a kiss next time i see you :twisted:
I'll Keep you to that one!! wink
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Casanova
Well, wot did you expect from me, a bloody tea party invite??? :twisted:
Can't help myself hun! It's in my Jeans....? I mean Genes....
Scratch that, I meant the first one! Ha rolleyes
XXX
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Casanova
I'm your friend and I have no problem with you experimenting further on ME, to confirm your findings..... purely in the name of research of course!!
Grrrrr wink
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Casanova
Quote by Srne
Its sad that in todays technological age we cannot find safer means of extraction for mined minerals and that so many lives are still lost each year.
The families that are left to pick up the peices are the ones if feel so sorry for.

My heart goes out to all those involved, and to add to last post, there are other methods of extraction, including Open Cast! But this along with other methods are generally Disliked by the public. i.e; Out of site, out of mind.
And in a lot of cases these alternative methods can be of no use in certain circumstances or areas!
Bless them all!
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Casanova
Quote by winchwench
So, here I am. Back from the obsure world of No SH for a couple of months! Due to unforseen circumsition.. I mean circumstances!!
So, I guess this is a good topic for me to reply to I think? dunno
I have already met some lovely people here, in person and online, and I have to say I don't think it's a waste of my time or energy.
We all have our reasons for being here, But, we're here non the less!
I have missed coming on and chatting to people, and if that's all I will get from this, then so be it! I'm just glad I came here and have met some Great People who have touched my heart! I said Heart!!! smackbottom
Hopefully I can pop in more often. Cos I missed you all.
wave

sorry to all those people this pisses off but
great to see you back Argt :twisted:
actually i'm not really sorry biggrin
Im sorry. Sorry he's back. rolleyes
bolt
You'd better run my little wench!!!
:twisted:
wink
x
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Casanova
Does mine mean I'm a Fluffy Fat B******D who likes nothing better than to jump up and down..
Can you imagine me saying..
" weeee..weeeee..weeee....wayhay!"
No???
Nor me actully!! I just thought it was kinda cute, But then SO AM I! lol rolleyes
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Casanova
So, here I am. Back from the obsure world of No SH for a couple of months! Due to unforseen circumsition.. I mean circumstances!!
So, I guess this is a good topic for me to reply to I think? dunno
I have already met some lovely people here, in person and online, and I have to say I don't think it's a waste of my time or energy.
We all have our reasons for being here, But, we're here non the less!
I have missed coming on and chatting to people, and if that's all I will get from this, then so be it! I'm just glad I came here and have met some Great People who have touched my heart! I said Heart!!! smackbottom
Hopefully I can pop in more often. Cos I missed you all.
wave
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Casanova
ARGT is Back!!Hi everyone wave
A DAY OFF!!! First time since Xmas!! NOT Raining---Off out on My BIKE!!! :wave:
Need a nice Shag to top the Day off..
Any offers Lovingly recieved!! wink
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Casanova
Quote by Freckledbird

ARGT NOTES: Kiss and FB have valuable suction power comparable with DysonDC01. No Loss Of Suction worship
kiss

Oooo is that a good thing then? Here's me thinking it wasn't so good redface
Just so long as motor not on reverse and starts BLOWING!! you know like a leaf blower!
It can Blow and Suck. Shit where my going with this one?? dunno
Let's just say there ain't nothing wrong with a Love Bite Here and There!!! Mostly here please
blast
ok, I'll assume the position.....be gentle
smackbottom
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Casanova
When I was a kid a found a snake that had been run over on the road near where I lived in Oz. Took it home and with the help of my best mate we nursed it back to health...we decided to let it back into field near where I found it a few weeks later.
But I lost it!!!
Found it again 2 days later in my Sister's Rabbit Hutch!!! Minus Rabbit :doh:
Oops innocent
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Casanova
Quote by Kiss
Surely it's always a bonus if a woman can suck an orange through a hose-pipe? :lol2:

Bonus???
I'd call that BLOODY Heaven Sent!!!!
:angel:
Now, where did I put my Pipe........
innocent
:smitten:
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Casanova
Quote by Kiss

:shock: there is such a thing as too hard?

If you suck too hard you can give someone a bruise redface
Trust you to know that FB! :lol2:
wink
I did it surprisedops:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Me too... but it was an accident.
Ehem... Accident?? innocent
smackbottom
ARGT NOTES: Kiss and FB have valuable suction power comparable with DysonDC01. No Loss Of Suction worship
kiss
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Casanova
I know I know, it's been done before!!
But saw this earlier and thought it would be fun to share with you guys, and make any of you out there who have been caught, Blush a Little !!!
Unless of course that was the intention smackbottom
Or maybe you caught you're Parents?? Hmmmm?
C'mon what happened to you, You can tell me....I promise I wont mention a thing!! :rascal:
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Casanova
Just want to add a few hopefully well chosen words to this sensitive Thread!
Firstly, I (and this might suprise a few of you) have had quite a few sexual partners since I was a young fella, In that time I had many casual encounters and some short/long term Girlfriends etc... Never had any problems with 'Getting/Keeping it up!! However,, when I married and also my last long term relationship I found that on occasion I would lose my Sexual Drive and this caused me to struggle to get/keep an erection..
There were no physical Issues or medical problems concerned, but purely a Head Fooked Up thing! And in my experience it can act like a vicious circle..
You have stress related issues which may very well be nothing to do with the Sex side of you're life, but they surface there, and then you actually begin to question yourself and your'e said Lack of performance which becomes Much Much more of an issue!!
In my experience and this is just mine, (I'm not telling people what to do because although I have a Masters Degree in Lurve... wink Kidding!!!! FFS..)
I had to talk with my partner and explain what I felt like and for her to understand and then I could relax and within a short time our sex life was back on track as it were..
Can I just answer this one please...
Quote by firelizard
In answer to the question: For me there does not have to be a cock. I have never had a penis induced orgasm anyway so although it feels great when it's in I can and could live without it.

I was with my wife for 11 Years and in that time She managed to Orgasm just a handfull of times through penetrative sex, but very easily through external/internal influences!! :wink:
But I have had sex with some women who have had multiple orgasms and up to 6 in one night!!! So, you are right with regard to this, there of course doesn't have to be a Cock involved to have an orgasm.... But there Usually does have to be one for a guy to have one!! And... Most men and I included, feel like a failure when we can't perform ie; Erection/Ejaculation and Keeping it etc!! it is a very VERY emotionally Damaging and demoralising position to find yourself in and nothing you're partner or anyone else says for that matter makes any difference...
However...
With regards to the Medical/Physical problems that may cause Erectile problems I think that the same applies for/to stress related issues, seek help and talk about it, even if it's just someone to listen to you, someone impartial and who's willing to help like you're GP and they have a network of access teams with people who Can help you. Even if you were never to get an erection again, you have to come to terms with that and accept it!!
But, dont' forget the most important person in you're life too, Share with them everything, because the longer it goes the worse it gets...and it's them most of all who will want to help.
Because they Love you!
smile
ps. An I love you too....all of you, you lovable lovers you!! :wink:
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Casanova
Another Saturday Night and I aint got nobody, I got some money cos I just got paid.
How I wish I had someone to talk to, I'm in an awful way.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Casanova
Sorry to bring this back up but I thought it only right that I give any New Member's the shout out they Deserve....
Even if they are Late!!
So welcome into my World to LadyFB
And very welcome she is too.. wink
Any ideas what position I can give her???
cool
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Casanova
Quote by Freckledbird
Argt WTF is that in your avatar?

My Fluffyness Creature...It's Fluffy and Bouncy !!! rolleyes
Dont ya like it??
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Casanova
Quote by PoloLady

Fook me... If my EX-Mother-in-law Came on to me I'd have fookin :spit: all over the place!!!

Does she not swallow then? dunno
Nah, but she has an incredible abilty that she passed down to her daughter, which is to actually self ignite her own breath when angry. Kinda like the Incredible Hulk only different :confused2:
She appeared on Just Amazing with Barry Sheene a few years ago now!! Honest
innocent :whistling:
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Casanova
Quote by Scandal
Sex is IMO an exceptable pastime, and has to my knowledge been going on for at least 50 years

I'd say it's been going on a bit longer than that! lol
No way..really?
Jeez my Dad's a lyin sod then!!! :lol
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