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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · Bristol

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Hi Pete,
Great to see you back posting.
You may find help here.....

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(Sorry Pete, been looking for an excuse to use this link for ages :shock:
Best of luck with your endeavours .....
Happy Birthday Dawnie
I hope that you are having a faberoony day and all your pressies were amazing
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drinkies
Well I am still around !!
New names but the spirit is still the same.
I just tend to read a lot now rather than post for some reason or other .......
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OMG that was just fab.
Trouble is why did I grimace at some of those and recall my drunken wedding parties?? :shock:
Probably because over the years I have attempted most of them redface
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Better late than never smile
Happy Birthday Dawnie, hope you had a great one.
I know it's not much of an excuse, but I have been off celebrating mine :shock:
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Today its just got to be Happy Birthday to you
Well, me, not you
errrr does that make any sense?
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
i dont think theres such a thing as a bad kisser its just whos compatible with you passionkiss

Thats what I said smile
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The more I think about this subject the more I look back on past experiences and I start to ponder ......
Quite honestly I don't think there is such a think as a bad kisser - more so, just incompatible kisses.
For instance, take the person who likes nothing more than to try and eat your face, they do that because that's what works for them. Now if they were to kiss someone who likes the same, they would believe that that person is a faberooney kisser, whilst someone who likes, soft would describe them as a bad kisser.
Maybe from a male point of view, but when you kiss someone, you try and adapt your kiss to what they seem to like, if its a full tongue in your gob type of thing then thats what you do, even though it does not work for you.
I remember a while ago Neil posted what was described as the perfect kiss, and absolutely, in my mind he was spot on, but as we are all different, it will not work for everybody, just the majority smile
As for me, there is nothing better than a slow lingering kiss, building up as the passion heats. Am I a good kisser - nope, I don't class myself as one, but I do think of myself as adaptable and responsive to how a lady likes to be kissed.
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Phew, there you go, 1000 up and its only taken 3.5 years - crikey :) Most probably full of crap, but heyho, we all have an opinion don't we :)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Just had to add an odd bounce or two, this is quite an achievement for me
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off to celebrate now ............ bolt
Hi Anais thank you for that honest answer.
Having organised a couple of pre-munch drinks in the past there has been occurrences where peeps can only make the pre-munch drinks, but not actually what is defined as the main event. That said, some pre-munch drinkies have actually been more successful than the event itself, hence my question.
I know this is a social not a munch, but the concept still remains true.
Anyway, it was just a question, which you have answered, so I thank you for that smile
Ooohhhhhhh - 999 posts - crikey 1000 next - maybe I should just tell a joke or something else profound :)
I have done quite a few of these now and yep, it's great fun.
All that said that I really enjoy it, I actually only started doing it because of the kids and the fact that I had a dog with bundles of energy.
In this day and age of kids sitting in front of the television all day either watching or playing games, any opportunity that parents can give to get the kids out of the house, get a bit of exercise, must surely be good.
So many parents nowadays complain that doing anything with the kids will cost money. This doesn't. All it takes is for parents to get off there ass, show an interest in what the kids do, and get out into the fresh air.
Probably a silly question, but I am sat here wondering why on earth this is limited only to those that are going to the evening social.
Not that it makes any difference to me, but seeing this limitation just bemuses me.
What about any local people who cant get out on the evening, but could maybe make it out during the day?
I would have thought that any opportunity for people to get together and socialise must be a good thing, but to have a social purely based on whom can attend an evening function is, for me, just bewildering.
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Quote by Dawnie
For some reason, all year round, I keep singing ....
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la .......
But only when I take a shower .............
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Maybe you look like Father Christmas when you are naked dunno
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Probably very true Dawnie, certainly my ass must be around the same size :shock:
Hmmm pondering now .......... well, its either that or the fact the Rudolph's hooves keep digging into my back when he passes the soap sad
For some reason, all year round, I keep singing ....
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la .......
But only when I take a shower .............
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

innocent

Why do I find myself crossing my legs when I saw that ???
Is it just a normal male reaction ........
Damn I hope so :shock:
biggrin I realised years and years ago that I had absolutely no taste in clothes whatsoever, saying that, my ex never did either.
Now my Partner selects my clothes and it's something that I am very very comfortable with.
I remember a long time ago when I was a huge Lynyrd Skynyrd fan buying a top hat and dying it white, I thought I looked like the dogs bollocks when going out with my mates, that and my Wrangler Jacket with cut off sleeves - just that at that time everyone else thought I looked like a plank, but no one told me ............
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Now, would I advise if I thought that the clothes my Partner bought looked bad. Well years ago, nope no way, but now, yes I would, just that that situation has yet to arose ...... yet ........
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Grrrrrr
I even put £1 on Backbeat
thats probably why it fell at the second !!
Thanks for organising all this Ian, it was all a lot of fun. biggrin
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Oooh can I have one as well please smile
I have to say, the only thing I ever bet on is the National. I also allow my kids to pick a horse each and I put a small bet on for each of us. Obviously they just go by the name, but funnily enough my middle daughter has picked the winner 4 years on the trot now :)
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(get it - trot? oohhh woo hoooo) redface
Quote by chesty_bird
always joop for me when out or lynx africa while at work..(makes mental note to bump into chesty bird) lol :lol: :lol: :

bump and grind away karl hump redface surprisedops: :oops:
I get the impression that Joop sales are going to skyrocket ........
Maybe time to purchase some shares ? ....... smile
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Quote by chesty_bird
It was a huge Wolseley with a guy twice my age - all leather and walnut and Aramis. Still very sexy smells - well, maybe the Aramis is a bit dated!

OMG My first time was in a Wolseley Six :shock:
It was fab, purely because there was so much room.

Still wearing the Aramis, Manolishi?
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You know, thats the worrying thing, yes I do sometimes !!!!
Although the bottle has almost run out and has been replaced by Joop smile
mmmmmmmm Joop next time i c u, u had better be wearing it redface
Does this mean that wearing a certain aftershave can bear results??????
Ooohh errrrrr - I feel a new thread coming on .....
I had best do a quick search before my next post !!!
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I dont want new threads going on, i want ur old threads coming off surprisedops: :oops: :oops: , the ony thing ur to wear is Joop Joop and more :twisted: Joop :twisted:
Woooo hoooooo
Sounds like I will need to invest in another bottle :)
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Quote by tomu
I think there should be some kind of a SH sex tips manual... maybe a sticky or two. It would certainly be a useful resource to work through...

I am so sorry Tomu, but heck, just that line had me rolling about.
If SH were to print a manual, absolutely, there will be quite a few sticky pages smile
What I will say however, is take your time. It's not just about going straight to the clit, but savouring every moment, build up to it. Start by going extremely slowly, long licks, avoiding the clit, kissing the inside of the thigh, and when you know the time is right, again slowly, very slowly start to suck her clit into your mouth ...........
Just my opinion, but hell, I look forward to reading what the ladies say here :)
Just following on from a note from a very lovely lady I thought I would resurrect this as it was quite old smile
I actually started to wonder, certainly as everyone has differing tastes, do you swell an aftershave or perfume and think oh my god yes, get naked (as in the the Old Spice ads) or is it seen as merely a nice aroma.
So, for me, well I do use either Jean Paul Gaultier, Le Male, or Joop Jump.
Yes, ok, I will admit, a while ago I did wear Aramis, but that was a long time ago. biggrin
Interestingly enough I did read somewhere that an aftershave that still got the women going was Brut, although I am still to be convinced that this was not some urban myth !! :shock:
Quote by chesty_bird
It was a huge Wolseley with a guy twice my age - all leather and walnut and Aramis. Still very sexy smells - well, maybe the Aramis is a bit dated!

OMG My first time was in a Wolseley Six :shock:
It was fab, purely because there was so much room.

Still wearing the Aramis, Manolishi?
;)
You know, thats the worrying thing, yes I do sometimes !!!!
Although the bottle has almost run out and has been replaced by Joop smile
mmmmmmmm Joop next time i c u, u had better be wearing it redface
Does this mean that wearing a certain aftershave can bear results??????
Ooohh errrrrr - I feel a new thread coming on .....
I had best do a quick search before my next post !!!
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You know from a male perspective - oh ok, my perspective, just one thing I really wanted to say here.
For me, purely from the physical side, deep throat does absolutely nothing for me at all. Certainly, the touching, the stroking the light nibbling, oh hell yes, that works for me.
But
From a purely visionary experience, to watch a woman deep throat me, hell, yes that works. When she looks up into my eyes with my cock completely filling her, hell yes.
All that said, do I want that every time a woman goes down on me, nope, not at all, because the physical outweighs the vision.
Obviously everyone is different, but sometimes I find that a woman who can deep throat thinks that that is the be all and end all, which it not always the case, well not for me anyway.
Quote by TheLovelyOne
It was a huge Wolseley with a guy twice my age - all leather and walnut and Aramis. Still very sexy smells - well, maybe the Aramis is a bit dated!

OMG My first time was in a Wolseley Six :shock:
It was fab, purely because there was so much room.

Still wearing the Aramis, Manolishi?
;)
You know, thats the worrying thing, yes I do sometimes !!!!
Although the bottle has almost run out and has been replaced by Joop smile
Quote by TheLovelyOne
It was a huge Wolseley with a guy twice my age - all leather and walnut and Aramis. Still very sexy smells - well, maybe the Aramis is a bit dated!

OMG My first time was in a Wolseley Six :shock:
It was fab, purely because there was so much room.
A do remember the second time as well, an Allegro (or allaggro, depending on your perspective) where I discovered the joys of the gearstick .........
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I think for me, its different music for different roads and moods,but if I were to pick one, purely for clear country roads, then it would have to be Race with Devil On Spanish Highway, by Al Dimeloa, it gets me going every time.
Quote by noladreams30
space dust lol

:shock: The mind boggles... but I like it! Do they still sell that stuff?
(Nola checks that we are talking the popping candy stuff and not some sort of illegal drug?!)
ooohh yes, they do indeed - and trust me, the feeling is just amazing for both parties ........ :shock:
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Quote by Dawnie
hhhmmmm
So I am just pondering now ............
Can Marmite be used as a lubricant .......
dunno
Just popping out to Tesco's, I may be some time .......
bolt

I knew you were weird but that is just revolting
Ahhhh Dawnie, well I suppose honey could be a good alternative .....
Maybe a bit sticky though ...... :dunno:
Ooohh possibly Dragons Blood Chilli Sauce could get the eyes a watering ........ :shock:
hhhmmmm
So I am just pondering now ............
Can Marmite be used as a lubricant .......
dunno
Just popping out to Tesco's, I may be some time .......
bolt
Quote by anais
Tho, I would love a boxer dog...... biggrin :D

I just got a white one - 13 weeks old now and a bundle of trouble, as all boxers are smile