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Bignetsuke__bird
Over 90 days ago
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Thank God there are some of you people out there like the bigger birds.
Bigger birds make softer pillows
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Netsuke
Quote by Bassman69
Some women are indeed strange creatures. My last partner hated the fact that I was so affectionate, attentive, caring and generous. Didn't seem to appreciate me at all.
Ah well, I'm sure I'll find someone eventually who likes the above qualities. cool
(waiting for the ridicule that is bound to follow) lol

Ah! kiss
I'd appreciate you.
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Netsuke
Quote by gailen

I want to have someone bite mine now :!:
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Netsuke

I volunteer!!!!
Gailen.....read my reply to your post refence "Terrified" are you going to this party/munch/meeting whatever i'ts now called confused: dunno
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Netsuke
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
OK! I've read this thread again now.....and I want some NOW :!:
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Netsuke

I want to have someone bite mine now :!:
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Netsuke
Gailen, I'm sure we've spoken before in a pm. Not into dogging "yet", who knows......not into sinlge males only "yet"...again who knows.
But we're going to Wishmasters Birthday party in May (Herts/Beds Munch as was) and if your old enough to be someone's Dad then I'm old enough to be someone's Granny. But I don't care.....still young at heart, stil think and act like 17 (sometimes this can cause embrassament)....but again I don't care. But we're as nervous as HELL :!:
Life is for living and you only here just one time....this isn't the practice lap...it's the only chance we've got......so
ENJOY
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Netsuke
Quote by lucyuktv2

My question is what's WRONG with us confused:
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Netsuke

you're all perverts!!! I'm not though, I'm perfectly normal rolleyes
Ok :!: what's wrong with us preverts then :?:
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Netsuke
Quote by Mark
one fed-up resident has told the Advertiser that ‘enough is enough’ and called on Utopia to be closed down.
“You never know what kind of people you are going to get in places like that,” she said.

Well, quite! :shock: confused
A second resident said she was shocked to discover what the building was used for, despite living within walking distance of the club.

Yeah yeah ;)
OK? What do they mean "you never know what kind of people......." :?: My question is what's WRONG with us :?:
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Netsuke
wave Hi ya Tania
AH! That splains it, I wasn't aware that their young son was about. In that case I am so glad the "blow job" couple were stopped.
Thanks for the information Tania and :welcome: kiss
You look dead sexy in you avatar
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Netsuke
Quote by Clarrich
Try this one too clarrich.... cool :twisted: ...............floor him! lol

i like the stuff of there :twisted: only problem now is i can't decide wich to get dunno
Nice site thanks can't wait to shop there
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Netsuke
I have had bad experiences with Pabo too. Especially with DVDs. They're either blank after the main menu, or there's no sound. So gave up on them.
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Netsuke
I've a few links for more fetish stuff and some plus size stocking if you are interested. And there are a couple of e-bay shops which are quite good - just bought some 6in blue satin shoes for a £10. 2nd favourite thing after undies mmmmmmm shoes.
Hi ya celtiq,
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worship
Please, please, please send me any links you may have.
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Netsuke
Quote by freckledbird
Cor I just looked at my profile and I've written 69 pages of crap lol
Bevxx
Netsuke there's a thread about it somewhere, might be worth you having a look for it (real wife swaps I mean)

Ah! Thanks Freckledbird, but do you have any hoilday ideas?
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Netsuke
Quote by freckledbird
I think it's cos there's farmers on tractors going past or something

That splains it...I was almost ready to book a week at their place. But changed my mind now.
Anybody got any ideas for similar holiday....for me 'n' him? Not sure about Hedonism....what's it like there?
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Netsuke
Quote by Clarrich
i want o get some sexy undies to give o/h a treat for his birthday :twisted: but i'm slightly on the large size about a size 20/22 do you know of any websites u lot confused:

I have the same problem. I found a site called Passiongear. I ordered a bra on 28/12/04 and I'm still waiting. It's taken me until to get any response from them....not good reply either. So I'm not holding my breath
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Netsuke
Quote by seagull69
Watched real wife swaps last night and the look on that guys face when the owner said he was Bi was priceless. Quality TV or what lol

But how odd to stop them having "fun" by the pool.
Weren't the hosts a little too uptight for that sort of holiday confused:
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Netsuke
Quote by Silk and Big G
Can you " become" a lesbian ??

not sure, but wouldn't mind trying
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Netsuke
Quote by angelblk69m
As a follow on to ur first sexual encounter, can everyone tell us where they had their first group/swinging experience???

Still waiting for ours......roll on Febuary hump
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Netsuke
Quote by Angel Chat
Parents' lounge floor for me as well. And I promptly decided I was never going to do that again :shock: :shock:
How times change :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Take a look at me NOW :happy:
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Netsuke
I'm still trying to forget the first time. surpriseduch:
But I know that I want the last time to be at an orgy rotflmao
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Netsuke
Quote by BaldEagle
Lucky its not a car mechanic, they just scratch their heads, take a sharp intake of breath and say "that'll cost ya".
lol

ditto plumbers
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Netsuke
Ok! But my plumber said I would have to pay him in kind!!! The postman only asks for 28p. Therefore perhaps posties are better.
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Netsuke
Yes you may pay for first class, but when it isn't delivered until 4pm what good is it.
My o/h has just added that the Postman also has a bigger sack.
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Netsuke
Quote by brucers
thats because a POstman always delivers and a Plumber has a stopcock.
Postman or plumber? You decide!
Postman comes every day, but you hardly get a plumber to come at all
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Netsuke

This may be true, but who cares about the mail, I'd rather have my pipes seen to redface
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Netsuke