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Bignetsuke__bird
Over 90 days ago
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Many thanks to all of you that sent me a hug.....I really did appreciate your kind thoughts.
Much better now.......ahhhhh!!! Almost in the land of the living.
love to you all
:love:
Netsuke
Very funny Tania, had one of those 2 months ago......true that was more embarrassing, but htis feels more uncomfortable now.
But thanks for your hugs, everyone.
Going back to bed now.....can't keep awake any longer :yawn:
:love:
Netsuke
I need a hug....... sad
Yesterday I had to have an endoscopy and even though I had sedation it was still horrid. Today I feel half dead...like swimming through cottonwool and have a BIG pain in my throat and chesty bits......
I hate sitting here wasting a day feeling sorry for myself, but don't have the strength for much else.
So if anyone out there feels like giving me a hug.....I'd love it.
:love:
Nestuke
Quote by gailen
gailen please place both hand on ur buttuck push with all ur strength and your head should pop out

please see the already posted apology - then carry out the said operation yourself!
Gailen, my darling,
You seem to behaving a hard time of it on here just recently......
So I just wanted to give you a :therethere: and a kiss to make you all better again.
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by honeyriderx
open minded yes, cheating no....sorry think that goes for most of people on here.

We do this "swinging" malarkey as a couple.....I would hate it if Jensen did it on his own......and I would totally despise him if he did it behind my back.......
Jensen adds.....ditto
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Netsuke
Quote by gailen
Cant see the point of hijacking a perfectly good meeting thread!
Maybe its the same selfish gratification that hackers get ?
As for being blatant - maybe its the only way one can be seen !
And as for hijackers - well very few of them actually get away with it - now do they ? biggrin

Oooooh! Don't you sound intelligent....... rotflmao
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by fabio grooverider
I think you know the reality Sean; most couples seek other couples or a single bi fem, so they go to parties for couples and bi fems. If someone posted about a males and couples party, single females wouldn't complain confused

not quite the point i was trying to make.......
i accept the most couples want to meet couples.....
i accept there are a lot of people what to meet bi fems....
bev i never mentioned the word "BI" fems... and neither do the parties... they just state single fems... make of that what you will...
but i do not accept that i should be labelled for being a "single man" anymore than you should be for being part of a "couple"
i am just sick of the sweeping generalistions and the "stigma" attached.... i can only fight it so much.... i just want to be judge for me......period!!!
sean xxxxxxx
Once again, Fabio :therethere:
kiss
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by fabio grooverider
first of all let me say that i like loads of you out there and this is not meant as a dig at any persons in particular...
i have noticed that there are loads of parties out there that do exclude single men......
i am not knocking cpls only parties..... i understand why these are there....
i suppose my beef is with parties for "couples and single fems" as if single men are no treated as the lowest of the low already....
i just find it weird that if i am good enough to play with when i have a woman attached to me that i am suddenly not when i don't.......
maybe it is just me that looks for personalty and spark..maybe it is me that look to know people first and not look at a "status" i suppose that no matter how genuine a person can be you will never be more than a single man/woman/bi male/bi woman/ couple in some peoples eyes.....
yours......... "disillusioned of newcastle"

OK! Fabio, I've asked Jensen about htis matter and his answer is that he worries if there are single males present that he will be judged somehow inferior. This might be in the size department or technique department, but still worried enough to want to avoid single males.
I have tried to reassure him, but the problem is deep seated and will require constant treatment. Good job I have the patience of a saint......
Don't worry, sweetie pie, even though we haven't met I know l would like you, even if you are single. kiss
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by chelms
As we are having a walk down memory lane(nearly said mammary by mistake which is probably due to some of the pics on this site,not complaining lol) hows about sharing your memories of shows you watched as a kid.
I remember:
The Woodentops
Tales From The Riverbank
H R Puff n Stuff
Thunderbirds(Way ahead of anything else)
Champion the Wonder Horse
The High Chaperal
The Virginian
Remember something with a comedian called Freddy 'Parrot' Davies in where he worked in a pet shop.
The old fav of course - Crackerjack
Robinson Crusoe
Remember some French/Italian series called White Horses I think but it was so badly dubbed.
Skippy
Topogigio(Italian mouse puppet)- When I mention this only few seem to remember it,do you?
Pinky & Perky
Minds gone blank now so over to you lot.

Blooming heck....you're all nearly as old as us :!: :!: :!:
And there's me thinking we were the only ones..... rotflmao
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Netsuke
Quote by Eagerslut9
Why is it that a serious hangover makes me feel extremely horny and raunchy?
Does this happen to anyone else? dunno
Now hungover and feeling like the world's best tart! :grin:
Help!
:sticky: :twisted:
bolt

Hangover = head down toilet all day.......ugh!
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netsuke
Quote by gailen
Sarah
Sorry we can't make it, but wish you all a great night. But if you arrange another"do" we would love to come.
:love:
Netsuke

sad
and i was sooooo looking forward to meeting you! Oh well - next time i hope!
Seeing you @ wishmaster's party in May, I do believe.
:love:
Netsuke
Sarah
Sorry we can't make it, but wish you all a great night. But if you arrange another"do" we would love to come.
:love:
Netsuke
Ah! Vix
I'm so sorry to hear about your hacker has again done their stuff.
I understand nowt about it, not bright enough.....but care about you none the less
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by Swindoncouple
Hi, we are a nice couple looking for fun. Since we've joined this site we emailed over 120 so called "Genuine" people. About half of them were single males pretending to be women or couples, the other half never even replied. How "genuine" are these people if they can't even reply with a simple "no, thanks"? I mean it's not that hard, is it?
What do you think?
Love,
Shelly & Chris

Firstly :welcome:
Secondly, we're here......genuine, couple, one male and one female.
Thirdly, you only joined today, so give us a chance......
:love:
Netsuke
:welcome:
Remember the old adage "If it sounds to good to be true.........it probably is".
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by Tania
Only taste you are gettting from me is a good spanking when you are naughty girl! :twisted:

Tania,
It was all Jensen's idea the mff thingy, man's fantasy and all that.
But he would like the smackbottom if you're offering........ rotflmao
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Netsuke
Jensen may have good taste....but I also like a good taste......
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:love:
Netsuke
Tania
Sorry babes, did I forget to mention that the third party was female? Ooops! How remiss of me.
Jensen, fickle creature that he is, didn't fancy a mmf 3sum as a first taste of things to cum......lol
Me, I didn't care one way or another.......but Jensen if you're reading this one day we WILL have a 3sum and I WILL choose the permuatation.
So Tania, my darling, a great time was had by all 3 of us, but as to whether I write a story about it......we'll see. Maybe the first time has to stay a bit special.......
BTW Jensen says you look like a gorgeous girl and loves your avatar.
:love:
Netsuke and Jensen
Quote by Scandal
anyone seen this weeks issue of zoo the jodie marsh problem page tells a bloke from yorkshire whos trying to get his partner into swinging to check this website out so if your on here jodie why not submit a few pics lol

Why would a magazine about caged animals have questions like this in it? dunno
Would have thought their problem page would be about things like how to stop tigers eating chimps? rolleyes
You sure you're reading Zoo and not Nuts???
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Netsuke
Just to let you know......Friday night was great.
We did it, we did it..... :happy: :happy: :happy:
The night was a success, so many thanks to everyone for their advice. Now we're just looking forward to a repeat performance.
:love:
Netsuke
:therethere: you poor little love,
lots of kiss :kiss: :kiss: until you're better
take care of yourself
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by foxylady 123
Following on from the Physical Attraction thread
Could/would you fuck someone you hated and detested? Someone who has opposite values/ ideas to yourself?Someone you cant bare to be in the same room as?
I could / would without doubt!!

I hope and pray that I never find myself in that position......again
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by MQ
Firstly, before anything happens, set your ground rules, what you are comfortable or not comfortable with and get it clear between you, your partner and your swinging pal.
Then, have fun biggrin

Thank you for your reply but.....
could you please give me some idea what "ground rules we should be laying down.....we're complete novices.
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Netsuke