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Bikerguy82
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · New Mills

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Thanks Kit but I've sussed it now. You just copy the code into the sig box and hey presto...Bouncing Biker!!! 8) 8) Sooo coooool smile
Blinking eck Mark, don't beat around the bush mate just come straight out with it and say what you mean.... wink :wink:
Sokay...I've sorted it. Cut and paste eh? Now where did Blue put my spanners :twisted:
So that explains the mess!! I thought I'd been out having too much fun smile
How do I get bouncing biker into my sig? Any one know....
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Yeh it's been a while, it's been a busy few weeks.....Now where's that bloody van???? Blue...Give me back my stuff or I'll have to get my spanners out and Kit....keep your Kat under controlsmile
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Quote by petesue
We have a standard reply for guys who respond to ads we place if they are not what we are looking for but there are a lot of guys that we don't reply to.

Pete&Sue, I had a reply from you ages ago. It was a very nice reply and didn't seem at all standard, even though you said no thanks it made a nice change to even get onesmile
A lot of people are gen and do "back out" at the last moment, many have real reasons for doing so. I crashed my car on the way to meet a couple once and it took me an age to convince them it was true!! But as we all know, not all are who they say they are......
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Quiver...Quiver.....Beat me, whip me, make me happy rotflmao
Do I get my reward soon Blue, not sure I can wait all day......
On another note, can I come and watch next time you go out for a walk??
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Sorry...it was just the image of tying a blue furry thing wearing nothing but stockings to a tree... :shock:
Just me being silly again...Bad biker, get back in the corner.
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Well I supose I could leave you alone and tied to a tree :shock:
S'funny, I didn't think dogging involved real dogs... 8)
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Wont be long now..Brum Brum
OK you can come out now....Lets put your lead on and take you for a walk in the woods smile
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But Blue.....you're not a lady, you're a bad dog who should be spanked and left in the corner to......... :bounce: ...you know what you have to do.
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Never mind president...Make him Pope smile
Blue...Meet me in the corner. I've got a tool that needs a polish smile
Bloody football banghead
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Did you misquote me there Kat? Right, outside...we'll sort this out :boxing: You never know who you might find out there :taz:
Sorry but I just can't resist :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm feeling bad now

Kat...don't feel bad.... Just watch your back I'm feeling like a meen bouncy biker evil
No really though, I've never had so much fun. But I must say we do seem to be a mad lot, after all this is 'sposed to be a swinging site.....But don't change a thing, if they can't take a joke....F**K em :shock: :bounce:
I must find that charger for my screwdirver before Blue comes a knocking wink :wink:
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Thanks Blue surprised I'm gonna start calling you spanners....Why says Blue?
'cos you make my nuts tighten... lol :lol: By eck, back to tools again :bounce:
Quote by bluexxx
Kat thought it had peaked, but I'm not sure.

I'm not :bounce: sure we ran out of things to :bounce: say either. If I don't :bounce: stop using this :bounce: boingy thing I'm gonna :bounce: cum in my :bounce: helmet smile
Talk about grown men running around a field confused :? Oh no....that was another life banghead
BTW....Why did girlie get locked. :bounce:
I'll just have to stop using this bouncy one. nearly spat me teeth out that time.... redface
rotflmao Laugh........I nearly spat me beer out. :bounce:
I just love that bouncy one biggrin
If the perfect man is gay then what's the perfect women????
My perfect women is; Female.......nuff said smile
I'm gonna set up a tool and helmet polishing club. Meet me in the corner wink :wink:
Did I say I liked girlies.....Blue, of course you can play with my tools as long as I can polish them on your fur. And Heather you win.....you can polish my helmet if you like lol
I have a pair of silk shorts, will that do ??
At the height of the recent msblast attack I was getting a hit every eight seconds. Resetting the internet conection reduced it for a while then it died down to more normal (for my system) 20/30 a day.
My..My...My. Just what have I missed. Kat, what did you start here confused: Girlie free zone....NO NO NO :!: Don't tell anyone but I like girlies. Don't like football though....Biker dons red helmet and ducks :shock:
I know a good joke though....Why don't bilnd people bungy jump?
'cos it makes the dog sick!!!......oops, that wasn't sexist rolleyes
Blue, Heather and Mandy seem to have snuck in. I hope they can talk about beer, birds and bikes or I'm off to sit in the corner and play with my tools smile
Oh, and the best thing a man can ask for on his birthday is.....A divorce 8)
what do people gain from placing fake ads

Well Blue, there are some very odd people out there. Now I know if we were all the same it would be a pretty dull world but still.....There seem to be a few types of fakers but they just seem to want photos of cockssmile Now I know that wouldn't interest you, would it rolleyes
It's just one more of those things we poor single guys have to put up with...Yeh I know it happens to everybody but us guys need more things to whinge about than you cpls&fems. :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Hi All, and I apologise if I have this wrong. Check out ad number 16510
in the couples seeking men section. I have had contact with a women called Mandy who sent me the same photo but with the email address and making out she was in the North West. This advert is signed Debs and Mike with the address from Exeter. Mandy wanted photos of me which I sent and I've not heard from her since. Could be that she just didn't like me.........or someone is telling porkies.
Have fun xxx
Ah, so you DO remove you helmet sometimes!!!!!!

Shhhh....Don't tell anybody wink