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Bikerguy82
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · New Mills

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BTW SgtBilko....Love your posts...Made me laugh many times. Top rank lol
Will....Get back here quick confused
Ha yes the Munch.....I should really beg to be forgiven I know. Work just sort of took over and the next thing I knew I'd gone home. Sorry I missed you, sounds like fun was had though??
As for Will....You don't get away that easy smile Although I dare say you've got a few mins whilst KitKat, Blue, Steve etal beat me with a rusty spanner for missing the munch redface
Well I was wondering if there is a favourite photo ad us blokes like.

I know these photos are not really an ad but.......Kit gets it for me wink :wink:
Quote by satin
Satin by name, satin by nature

Sat in, sat in.....You should get out more lol
Just taking the piss.....Well you did say we could 8)
Welcome Satin and don't belive a word that small furry thing says about me. Hope you enjoy your time here, I know I do......
First....Hi Freerange and welcome to the mad house lol
BFZ does not mean Biker Free Zone or Biker F***s Zeberdee.....Oh, don't know though sounds like fun...Boing Boing :shock:
Have fun and don't let Jags lead you astray....Stick close to me, leather and feather always go well together wink :wink:
Thanks Jags...Thanks Blue....I sooo good to be missed smile
Not been far really, just too busy with work. I can't log on there 'cos all the websites are checked and they don't take too kindly to me wasting their time rolleyes
Anyway...you all seem to have been having fun without me. What happened to GFZ??? I can't seem to find it. I might just be out of practice though :)
Blue...Where's this pub then???
I need an excuse to get this bloody helmet off lol
Quote by DJohn
I thought you only took that off for... ooh! Is Kit coming too? wink

It only comes off when people are nice to me redface
It would be nice to see Kit again though :wink: :wink: And Kat too..
Hi All..
Came late to this thread...Steve can you PM me details? I'd like to pop in and say hi.
Yes I promise I'll take the helmet off rolleyes
I must admit to being a bit surprised that the thread got locked. I assume it has to do with “illegal drugs”. That aside I was hoping to get some insight into the issue. To me it had the makings of a good topic…..
Elske…Please don’t give up on us. I don’t know why people that can do, but I do know that without them and their hard work we wouldn’t be here. We have to trust that sometimes someone else knows best. 8)
Phew!!! Thank the blessed for that.......I'm out :P
Did you know I've been locked in here all week??? I'm gonna have to work all weekend now to catch up. Thanks a lot guys........ lol :lol: :lol:
Hmmmm.....As long as you don't want a finished demo type track it's easy confused
Plug the guitar into the line in jack on the sound card, use windows sound recorder to record it as a WAV file then burn that to cd. Crude but works 8)
And we're allways happy to help out if we can.....Us cafe lovers have to stick together.........
Looks like every one likes our/your photos kitkat 8)
And if they don't stop picking on you Kat, tell em you know a rufty tufty biker who can come and sort them out :twisted:
Gee they are great pics.....I've only just seen them :shock:
See Blue, the helmet does come off. It only caused a brief moment of pain thanks to Kits expert hands and wonderfull techniquesmile) And after all she did kiss it better rolleyes
What a night......Still not found my bloody spanners though, do you think RVM might have em?
now just wondering where the Dog comes in?

Blue, you really need to come clean......Oh err! :shock:
Dog with two dicks springs to mind rolleyes :roll:
When do I get my spanners back? :twisted:
Hey - this is the GFZ, I can say what I like without any fear of recrimination, punishment, or chastisement! This is a mans world in here!)

You, yes you in the corner....Bend over you bad boy.....You tell em!!
Blue....Bring my tools, Kat's in need of a service lol
Where is Biker anyway, is he too shagged out to come and tell his side of the story???

No Blue, well yes I am but I've just got back from work if that makes any sense confused We had a great night and I must just say Kit is a real stunner and sooo sexy. Thanks both for fantastic time smile
Might have to ge a new helmet though :shock:
Quote by kutekittykruiser
I want to take part....

Just help me get this bloody tar off.....And I thought these people were my friends wink
Errrrm... wasn't that almost the same as the one I posted a link too earlier in in this thread?

Sorry Big.....I didn't see your post :cry:
Biker.....Must try harder.
Just a bit of fun.....It's not my own work so don't blame me 8)
Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without
any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
between these two products and the only solution was
to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications, such as
Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no
better. I tried a shareware beta-program, Party Girl
learning curve is easy and the user interface
for Party girl is very accessible but the program had
many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to
shut down completely for several weeks. I guess that
multi-user applications should be used in conjunction
with a firewall. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend
1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to
discover that when these two applications detected
each other they caused severe damage to all my
hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to
discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife
1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses
up all available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I
discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and
costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could
not be deleted - they then re-surfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and
E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch
Protostrop and Whingezip. These products have no help
files and require you to try and guess the problem
yourself.
Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0
bundle, which came with the original system, needs
upgrading regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro
for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs
to be re-installed every other week. It also
conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try,
stating that they are an illegal operation. Wife 1.0
also has a rather annoying "stay resident" pop-up
called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but
there could be problems. I'm told that if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it will delete
all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
The sticky blue fur comes straight off with the hardened tar.

Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm mmmmmm. smile
Mmm mmm mmmmmm!!!!
:shock: :shock:
How do you know you're going to get sticky blue stuff on your helmet??? Jumping the gun BG????

I can only dream....And besides, it pays to be prepared!! lol
Quote by bluexxx
but - have car heater, will shag, as they say 8)

Boo Hoo.....I don't have a heater, can I share yours please Blue lol
Heather....Poor you, there, there, there smile
Hope you're feeling better soon, I miss you 8)
Quote by KitKat
Sorry Bikerguy, but as I recall, the original agreement was for me to be in charge and indulge all my wildest whims with the aformentioned visions of lovelieness.

OK I give up...Take me I'm yours. Helmet and all :shock:
How do you get sticky blue fur off leather??
You're eyes ARE dreamy aren't they??????

Dreamy like pools.......Pools of driven slush.
No no Biker, stop mixing your metophors....If I have to take it off can I at least have my boots on?
could anyone else who wants to be involved please let me know!

Me...Me...Me smile
Aw shucks, I'm a guy :cry:
If I left my helmet on would that be OK????