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Classysxycpl

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11 May 2008

Quote by jaymar
Being a hayfever sufferer (which is a nightmare right now).. the difference is you would probably see a slight improvement after taking an anti-hist. I take one every night at this time of year as I get hayfever really bad. When I've got a cold I get aches and shivers but don't with hayfever.
to all fellow sufferers, headaches, sore eyes, blocked nose, sneezing, hives.... yep don't we look sexy in the summer!

I've got hayfever too and I agree, its soo not sexy!!!
I got a free sample from Boots the other day that is a cream you put on your nose to stop the pollen from getting up there and making you sneeze. Its 100% natural so no nasty drugs and it seems to be ok so far... cant think what its called just now tho....
dunno

dunno

Mrs Classy

11 May 2008

Quote by jaymar
I'm multi-tasking. I'm studying, ironing, napping and perving!...

Phew! Glad I'm not the only one trying to do 20 things at once while the sun is out!
I'm studying too, and doing the washing, tidying up and attempting to supervise a small child who refuses to leave the mud outside!!!
:doh:
Mrs Classy

9 May 2008

Mmmmmmmm, chip shop chips!!! Cant resist em whips!
Also, roast chicken or pork. Just cant help picking at a freshly carved joint of meat while you wait for the rest of dinner to cook!
Oooh I'm really hungry now !
Mrs Classy
:lickface:

7 May 2008

Happy Birthday Mr P :cheers:
Mr & Mrs Classy

6 May 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
We all have certain parts of the body that we find irresistable.... but whats the most unusual part that you find attractive?
For example; I just adore Mr Classy's scar on his stomach.... yum!
Mrs Classy
:lickface:

A lovely flat stomach on a woman, with a naval piercing too. Yummy.
Bugger!!! Thats me out!!!

rotflmao

:rotflmao:

6 May 2008

Quote by noladreams30
I`m watching telly ......Somebodies just got out of bed naked and walked over to chat with their lover ...as they went they dragged the sheets from the bed and wrapped them around themselves....I`ve seen this done before in films :shock:
Do people actually do this in real life ??

Or when the women put on their man's work shirt and wander around in it... do people do that?!
(I'm thinking eeuuugggh - dirty shirts! Or, if they've got a fresh one, most of the fellas I know whould say 'oi, put that back!')
lol

lol

ooh I love wearing mens shirts in bed - it always feels a bit sexy! clean one's of course though! Mr Classy has no choice in the matter!
Mrs Classy

6 May 2008

We all have certain parts of the body that we find irresistable.... but whats the most unusual part that you find attractive?
For example; I just adore Mr Classy's scar on his stomach.... yum!
Mrs Classy
:lickface:

6 May 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Love it, love it, LOVE IT!!
In fact I havent had a good snog in ages, so am volunteering my lips at Bolton if anyone wants to look me up and snog me to within an inch of my life??
assionkiss: :passionkiss:

This thread has got me all hot under the collar.... offers of snogging to within an inch of one's life... mmmmmmmmm. How could I refuse?!
Mrs Classy
:smitten:

6 May 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Awwww... to all! Thanks.
Oh and Mrs Classy, sorry for the self indulgent hijack - but I was a tad giddy!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(still am, kinda!)

The hijack was quite alright!
Today our status would say.....
classysxycpl are excited about a potential meet next week!
:bounce:

6 May 2008

How about........
one goes as a lawyer
and the other as:

Sumo

6 May 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

Ladies first though!

How terribly un-PC! :P
biggrin

biggrin

lol

like I give a toss about that when I'm in with a chance of a girly snog!
rotflmao

rotflmao

Love it!!!
OOOH!! I just LOVE kissing!! It can almost be better than sex! And i agree, I could give up sex but definitely NOT kissing! Yummy!
passionkiss

passionkiss

Mrs Classy

6 May 2008

Quote by jaymar
<<Hugggggs>> to certain people who need them right now... <<Kicks>> to certain people who are increasingly annoy me right now and <<slaps>> to ignorant people who don't reply to emails when you've taken the time to send them!
That's a lot of status innit??

Love this one! :happy:
Congrats on the job Nola :cheers:
Mrs Classy

5 May 2008

Quote by noladreams30
Does anyone have any hints or tips ..... I want a garden full of pretty things but without the back breaking planting & hassle :giggle:/color]

Erm... :rascal: how's about hiring a hunky young thing of a gardener??? He does the work, you sit and watch?! :twisted:
Mmmmmmmm - any volunteers??! I'd love a hunky gardener!
:thumbup:
Mrs Classy

5 May 2008

Quote by Classysxycpl
My man
A luxury house with all mod cons a la Richard Bransons island
Some friends
Enough food and water inc alcohol
Is that cheating???!!
Mrs Classy
:giggle:

And an abacus to help you count to 5!!!
Mr Classy
bolt

bolt

Thanks hun
smackbottom

smackbottom

Bad Mr Classy!!!
:giggle:

5 May 2008

Quote by Classysxycpl
My man
A luxury house with all mod cons a la Richard Bransons island
Some friends
Enough food and water inc alcohol
Is that cheating???!!
Mrs Classy
:giggle:

And an abacus to help you count to 5!!!
Mr Classy
bolt

bolt

5 May 2008

My man
A luxury house with all mod cons a la Richard Bransons island
Some friends
Enough food and water inc alcohol
Is that cheating???!!
Mrs Classy
:giggle:

5 May 2008

Your welcome to join us!
passionkiss

passionkiss

5 May 2008

Loving Black and Gold too....
Current fave in my car every day are Scouting for girls
"She's so lovely, she's so lovely...."
My fave on the album is Heartbeat - think it describes me perfectly...
"Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse..."
:giggle:
Mrs Classy

5 May 2008

What would yours say today?
Mine would be....
Classysxycpl are heading upstairs to get it on!
passionkiss

passionkiss

5 May 2008

Quote by Lost
he might be good

Couldn't do much worse than the one we've got at the moment!

5 May 2008

My trouble is there are too many things i'd like to do and not enough time!!
I work in buying at the moment but would love to do any one of the following;
Psychologist
Artist
Sing in a rock band
Photographer
Actress
Events manager (almost got there but the company was horrible)
Is that a lot??
some more realistic than others me thinks!
Mrs Classy
dunno

dunno

5 May 2008

Skirt
Visa
or
Mastercard?
:thumbup:

5 May 2008

Gardening for Mr Classy and housework for me.... this is the life eh?!!! :violin:
Ah well, its been productive and we can now relax for the evening in a nice clean house
:cheers:

4 May 2008

Quote by Northernheight5
I wouldn't trust that daft haired, in bred, comedy pillock to operate a mop let alone run the country.

Quick someone take the mop off Gordon Brown
Oh hang on...you ment Boris didn't you! :moon:

2 May 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
visit to cinema every week £10pp approx X 52 = £520
gym membership £30+pp per month X 12 = £360+
sh yearly membership £50 approx

The feeling you get when your playing in a meet = Priceless
Some things money can't buy. For everything else there is mastercard!!!!
:giggle: :giggle:

2 May 2008

Totally agree.....having a child ourselves we know just how difficult it is to get children in and out of cars in busy carparks.
Also if a supermarket (who owns the car parking spaces) decides they want to make them parent and child only, what gives people the right to feel they can ignore them ? You may well be a customer but you still abide by the rules and if you don't like them don't shop there (though you'll struggle to find a supermarket without them as they are recognised as a very good idea by the industry).
I think I'll finish my little rant now and as a final point I'll state that I thought parent and child spaces were a good idea a long time before I even dreamed of having a child and now he's just out of his pushchair I've stopped using them.

22 Apr 2008

Mrs Classy in the bedroom with her laptop!!

22 Apr 2008

In a meeting of the Senior Management Team at work. I was talking about the UNIX team only it came out slightly wrong....it came out as Eunuchs team.
:doh:
Probably very apt really for a team that couldn't say no to anyone...but it was a little embarassing.
Mr Classy

22 Apr 2008

The average is apparently 5.5 inches so I'm guessing most measure in an incorrect way....or maybe having a big cock turns you into a swinger????
I'll leave you to make your own decision!

22 Apr 2008

How about a flake????
Especially the bits that have just fallen down onto Joss Stones chest??????
silly

silly

hwoar:

innocent

Mr Classy