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Classysxycpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 40
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Sedbergh, Westmorland and Furness, England, UK

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Quote by winchwench
I think it's partly a cultural thing Heln....
that, and an attempt at propagating future champions- and the only way that can be done is to start young.
I don't think its necessarily good to start things this young. Injuries can & do happen, despite the precautions undertaken.

I wouldn't arm my son with thai boxing at the moment......god my shins would take such a kicking (or worse still :kick: )!!!!
Quote by foxylady2209
Thank you for cheering up a dull evening. lol :lol:
I hope you are handing out samples though - not had a topic in years. confused: :?: :?:

Yeah !! but it does beg the question .......
Topic or Marathon ????
And the first person that says snickers is off my Christmas card list for life !
I like extras so let's go for Twix - I like to have two sticks of pleasure biggrin
Aah but don't forget you get 4 fingers in a kitkat!!!
Sorry couldn't resist that!! smackbottom Bad Mr Classy!
Quote by noladreams30
Now, following on from Flower's thread that has a Snickers/Marathon debate in the midst of it... I thought I would enquire of my fellow forumites what, if any, sweets/chocolate from days of yore lol would you bring back?
For me, it'd be Pacers - remember them? They were kinda like Chewits only white and green striped and spearmint flavour... :lickface: I loved 'em!!

No idea what Pacers were.... but does anyone remember wham bars and highland toffee bars? I managed to lose a few baby teeth sooner than expected thanks to those!
Or what about black jacks and fruit salads? Yummy!!!
Mrs classy
:grin:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I like your style - after reading some fairly heated threads this one has brightened up the evening!
Thanks!
Mrs Classy
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Quote by hisandhers
A friend of mine disclosed to me that she could not read the other day & has asked if I could help her learn to read.
I feel honoured in helping her however I 'm a bit stuck as to where to start. Do I start with the ABC's? I've been looking online for some good exercises that I could print & use however they all seem to be based around children.
So my question is folks, can anyone help with some links or any advice would be very welcome
awaiting to take :notes:

A particularly good place to start is
They can give advice on courses to take and as it's basic literacy i think these course are free/have grants available. They are the experts on this and will be able to help your friend. Lots of good links on there too.
Hope this helps.
Mr Classy
Hope this isn't going to get us in trouble but for a bit of fun....
If SH had sponsors who would they be?
Premier Travel Inn????
:happy: rotflmao
Although we're not ready for a meet just yet I was curious to find out how people dealt with the hotel conundrum....
what if you are staying all night? should you book two rooms just in case? advice please?!
Mrs Classy
dunno
I think its all about your frame of mind and attitude - i'm always being told off for complaining i'm old (i wont say how old/young i am cos it'll only start again!lol!) but i felt older when i turned 21 than i do now. It was all about how i viewed life and my attitude towards myself and others. Now I'm more confident than ever and feel my age.
PMA people!!! (Positive mental attitude!)
:happy:
Mrs classy
So is there a midway between swinger and vanilla?? Maybe vanilla with a bit of sauce??? The next step could be adding the chocolate sprinkles???
rotflmao
Mrs Classy
A big mug of proper tea with lots of sugar... or if I'm that bad I dont usually see the next morning, or afternoon, or evening... I tend to skip a day and start again!
rotflmao
Mrs Classy
I think I agree it sounds disgusting and I wouldnt personally find it acceptable but perhaps its something you should outline before hand? And of course, people do have lapses in judgement when they are shall we say 'in the moment' - did the person apologise?
Mrs classy
dunno
Just to update you all... I'm still on the look out for the right design so think this may take some time. all the advice on here has been fab tho biggrin
will def get pics on if and when....
Recently had to get rid of my nose piercing so need something else to do lol! lol
Mrs Classy
Hi all,
If you want some sexy pics taken then i think you can find some companies in bridal magazines (?!) these days. When I was getting married there were loads of ads for them as naughty wedding presents for your other half.
Hope that helps
Mrs Classy
:thumbup:
Quote by Sugar-n-pom
Like many of you, I clean the bathroom and kitchen every day. I hoover when the carpets look like they need it (hooray for speckled Berber carpets!) - probably works out 2 or 3 times a week. My house is pretty untidy a lot of the time but that's down to the fact I've gsthered so much crap in the 2 1/2 years I've been here ... more than my meagre storage space can cope with.
Every so often I have a life laundry and take sackloads of stuff to the charity shops but it never seems to make a dent in the clutter! I really need to take a more minimalist attitude!

I have 'life laundry's' every couple of weeks and still seem to have a house full of crap! Sometimes feels like all I ever do is pick stuff up and chuck it out!The only way I'd achieve minimalism is with an Access storage locker!!! rotflmao
Mrs classy
banghead
Quote by Aquilo

The last time I tasted Halifax water it wasnt very nice and looked a bit, er, murky. Having said that, it was in a pub which is now, long gone, (hardly suprising if they couldnt even get the water right) in Gibbert Street lol

Quote by Sarah
:notes:
Makes notes not to drink the water in Halifax!
:lol:

helnheaven!.... Sarah!.... I really must protest!!
Drinking Yorkshire water has made me the man I am today.... oh.... er... I see your point redface
Makes note to buy 'bottled' variety from now on...
...cos Scottish Highland 'spa' water is SO worth a quid a bottle! After all, the men in kilts had to catch that running water and bottle it... the overheads must be..... ooh... NON-EXISTENT!
I just had a bottle of highland spring......I don't think it did me any harm. Having said that I've just covered the next bottle with batter and started to deep fry it! :silly:
Mrs Classy says she will divorce me if she ever catches me in womens underwear.....and like the good boy I am I do as I'm told!
whip :whip: :whip: "get in line Mr Classy"
So unfortunatly I can't vote.
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Quote by Dawnie
Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens dunno

When I was younger (before you Mrs Classy) I spent a long time wanking one day (as you do!). I kept taking myself to the point of cumming then stopping. Did this about 6 or 7 times. When I did finally let go it was certainly very intense and messy!! :wanker:
Not quite taking longer to go over the edge but I thought I'd share that...sure you all feel better knowing that! lol
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Quote by winchwench
By tightening its nuts of course!! :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
thats exactly what Mr W said lol
I had to endure my best mate & my neighbour swapping Squirrel & Hedgehog recipies at the weekend. :uhoh:
Great minds think a like!!!
Quote by poshkate
WOW!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm loving the naked dancing girls and live all-female jelly-wrestling. biggrin
What??? Can't anyone else see the feeds?
:giggle: bolt

I can't see em! Dammit! :doh:
I can see them.....maybe it's just this computer :lol2: :giggle:
I Can't see them but apparently the friends in my head can!! loon
:fuckinghell: bloody referee in the first leg.........there goes the season :giveup: Mrs Classy chose the right time to go for a nice soak in the tub.
I'm sure if I was a Liverpool fan or a neutral I'd have enjoyed the match. As it was I didn't!!!
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P.S. I've calmed down now and I'm back to being in a good mood.
:cry: I can't even begin to imagine why someone would want to abuse someones hospitality like that. Still my sister had a piece of jewellery stolen (family hierloom) by a french exchange student. It just goes to show that not everyone thinks about other people before they act. I'd be mortified if I ever thought I'd hurt someone that much.
Feel very sorry for your friends NEC
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I've just come back from my girlie weekend away and I'm tired of hearing "I've got the key, I've got the secret"
H
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For anyone with kids of a certain age.
"yes my name is iggle piggle"
Damn it CBeebies did you create that song to torture parents???????? :fuckinghell: banghead
Both of us are totally addicted to facebook.....perhaps a stint in the priory clinic is required...still it'll probably change to a SH addiction!
P&H
Quote by kentswingers777
I always do something wrong or say something wrong, but I still have fun in the forums and some great people with some great views and outlooks. Welcome to the forum. lol
I have 5 of them and one was done about 2 years ago on my back which took nearly 3 hours...ouch!
I would say a great idea at the time, but not so good when you hit 60 laying on a beach somewhere. A lot of Europeans dont do tattoos, and when I go abroad the looks I get. :shock: Not being stereo typical here, but they tend to think people with tattoos are either thugs, or English football louts. :lol:
Its everyones choice but.....remember a tattoo may be great now but will you still like the design in ten years time? Take your time when choosing one as it lasts forever. Show us all a pic if she gets it done.

I won't be able to stop her if she does get it done...pics will be on here in a flash!
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Quote by Freckledbird
Thanks for the replies so far...where is good place to get a tattoo (location on the body)?
I am begining to move to the agreeing side and I've no doubt I'll be asked for my opinion!
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lol why do you have to agree - it's her body!
She wants me to agree...we like to make decisions like that together...nothing sinister in it...just how our marriage is.