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Delberto
Over 90 days ago
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Yea...we have tried up there a few times, and tbh scared the wife off...and those holes are awsome...If ya wanna meet up some time, drop us a PM...First timers here, couple (M&F) and prehaps we could meet on the moors some where?
DnM
add us to the list of PMs if you know of any in the southwest!!
Berto
Ok count us in...also maybe able to get another couple along, this could be fun with the all the grocks down here, all us sou westers could leave while them here :twisted:
Berto
Thats strange, wife had her bits taken out when she was about 26....Bloody NHS..
Berto
Quote by Heather
There is a far simpler way to measure a penis...
Shove it in the lady's **** and if you notice water streaming from the corners of her eyes, it's too big! wink

I had that so many times!! :twisted: Not me mind the ladies :P j/kin
Berto
Quote by dazandlou
and it was a bit of a flop, because i couldnt snog the other guy - again, its "swapping of bodily fluids" as it were, and i cant bear the thought of having anyone elses tongue in my mouth apart from Daz - its what WE do as foreplay - so to me, its personal.

Is the kissing/snogging thing part of swinging then?...I know it takes alsorts and what ever floats ya boat, but not sure if id be happpy with the snogging thing.....come to think about it i didnt snog the other lady, but wife did, and that was a turn on all on its own. I wouldt worry if yer not happy with snogging, lay it down as a rule before starting, mind u, i didnt snog him lol...stange thing us men folk,i ike women kissing, wonder if the females like blokes snogging... :twisted: :lol: Answers on a postcard too....
Berto
Talk, Talk, and more talk is the best thing before you leap in, imho. Before and after...Just to make sure the other person is fine with everything. I was worried what wife was thinking with what went on, and checked to make sure she was cool with what he was doing, and also what i was doin. It is our marrige we could be playing with here, but as the last few enconters have gone on, ive felt better knowing the wife is ok. Shes been fine with it from the start, just me and my doubting head!! But surly talking is part of any solid partnership....
I find jealousy a strange beast, after 20 years of being togther, we still have pangs of it, but under swinging times, hasnt been a problem.
Lifes strange isnt it :twisted:
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Quote by redstilletto
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Awwww red, u have tape over your mouth.....This a kinky reply? lol
Berto
Hard to answer this one i think, i know wife aint fussed so long as ive enojoyed it...Some nights i last 5-10 mins, other nights 1-2 hours...Also depends what postion, doggy ALWAYS make me come quick and the wife!!!! She dont seem to mind solong as its not wham bam thank you mam type of fuck....
Berto
I knew i could rely on my new friends on here....Thank you...
I dont drink, so wasnt down to that, and dont think i was worried in the end, hence why i was stiff for so long...And after they went, me and wife was like rabbits, and i was rock hard as usal smile ( wife was happy :) )
I think your replys were right, and i am a little under the weather with a bit of a bad chest...
Thanks all :)
Berto
OK...Heart to heart stuff here,
Ok u may or may not know that i asked about hotels a week ago or so, you all put to bed our fears of booking in to one, and four of us duly met, and had a great time...But after an hour or so, I didnt come, which is no problem, but i did loose the ole stiffy, a few times after the hour. Now im hoping this is normall smile Its not the first time we have swung with this couple, and TBH, was almosrt the perfect night, and the wife is now deff a Bi!!! i didnt feel nevous at all, but was a little worried why he went down to 1/2 size....Is it cos we was all over the place, ie in diff holes etc, is it possible to loose it after moving about from one person to another? Dont normaly suffer from this....
Didnt cause any problems, and i felt relaxed and at ease so heres hopin u more experanced peeps can shed some light on it....
Berto
Well, i can tell you this ones true, was all in the papers down here...will dig the story out soon...
Berto
What a sheltered life i led compared to some of you.....Very scary....
Got a gross story for you, but not sure if to post...I know its true, but it dont involve us...
Mods, if ot too bad, delete it, NP....
We know this women who had problems down below, was always itchin etc, so goes to see the Dr. Dr examines her, and says shes got worms, no problem she thought, u can get anal worms etc, but the Dr says she is going to phone the police, when she asked why, she said your doing something illegal. What? By having worms? Dr says, only place they worms come from is dead people!!!!!!! So you must be having sex with a dead person!!!!
Turns out her hubby worked at a funeral palour, and had been havin sex with dead women, and passed on the worms to the wife....
He has been prosicuted for it, and was in the local paper, but i think thats the worst ive heard...
Now go back to eating yer dinner :twisted:
Berto
Quote by chick0074
Now all we need is someone to organise one of these in the SOUTH West!
Rachel
wink

Now that sounds like a good idea.....Bristol/Plymouth area. If you come up with anything, keep in touch smile
Berto
Hmm now that sounds like an idea!! Good plan smile :twisted:
Also thks for all the replies, trouble is, down this way we are a bit limted with choice, but u have all put our minds at rest, a little :P
Berto
Hi all (again)
Just wanted to ask you lot about hotel rooms.
If we wanted to rent a room in a hotel/motel for a few hours for some adult fun, hows it looked on by the hotel/motel? In other words, does it happen a lot where a room gets booked and paid for and the guest leave in the early hours?
Only ask, as we have hooked up with another couple (maybe) and both have kids, so each others place is outta the question for night time fun. Which is a bit of a drag...
Or have you got any ideas other than a room for the night, where its warm mind, nothing like this doggin stuff out in the rain/cold/snow!!!
We are in the southwest by the way, so if any other Devon peeps have suggestions, let me hear them please :twisted:
Berto....
Quote by DreamerHelen
Bad breath for sure......
Bad body odour.....
A man that doesn't wash under his foreskin...... Ewwwwwww!!!!

Whats a foreskin? :twisted: I aint got one so no need to worry :P
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Quote by musicman
Hi we are a middle aged couple who would like to be filmed and have photos taken age and size not inportant, must be fun loving people male, female or both
Musicman

Lo....might be able to help you out there, couple it would be tho, if thats ok...PM us, should be able to work somthing out....U know where we are :twisted:
Berto
Gettin a BJ while on the Blackpool Roller coaster...Yes it was moving, not i didnt get bit....cum while going down the big hill....wot a rush...
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Quote by Heather
Too many Mrs. Average's have forgotten how to be a whore in bed... wink

Damm right, pity there aint more like u n me wife, oh and a few others on here... redface
Better get that last one in before flame city :twisted:
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