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Dragonlovers
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 67
Straight Female, 67
UK

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just been looking at the ads in the couples section as you do like when you have a spare 5 mins lol when we noticed that someone has literally copied and pasted our advert and simply changed the 'small' print on details!
Don't know whether to be offended or pleased on the plagarism bit - ho hum - takes all sorts I suppose lol
that's a terrible invasion and our hearts go out to the people involved - and to the hosts, it wasn't your fault ok.
To video/take pics of 'intimate' moments without permission is a terrible thing to do - and no excuse whatsoever can account for its distribution in any shape or form - at the end of the day, it's the idiot who took the video that should be bollocked and sent to coventry etc
Quote by lilacgem_vert2go
Let an extra strong mint XXXX melt on your tongue, and then use your mouth and tongue on her clit with all the sensuality you can muster wink . Coating the area with mint as you play, then periodically move your mouth away and gently breathe on her clit to give a cool rush of air, then warm her up again by closing your lips around her clit again.
Works great on cocks too. 69position
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that I will try!!!
i always thought it was grose an jack (as in something disgusting) in 'Teenage Opera' until the wife said it was grocer jack!!! - - doh! rolleyes
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Talking of out drinking - I pulled an older woman at a pub last night. She was a right sort for 57.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a fumble and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double; that is a mother and daughter 3 some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night! We went back to her place, she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mum you still awake?"
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good point villians, does anyone find it offputting?

I find it offputting.....
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unless I can at least watch or join in... lol
I really don't know why people get a kick out of slagging off other people they don't know just on the basis of a few photos. It's so nice to have such a nice community on here. Take it from me girls - you're all luuuuuurvely and I thank you all for being on here and making my day.
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With kids at home, one of the reasons we like clubs is that we can let go with the noise (well she can - I'm too demure) - it doesn't have to be loud, it's just being able to not worry that matters :twisted:
normally have trouble remembering an advert from ten minutes ago - but how about - - - - -
"It looks god, tastes good, and by golly, it does you good"
(wasn't there an advert that went "put your dick away you dirty old git" - or did I dream that one?)
And what's on my mind now?????
well....
boo - we are gonna miss the munch (for obvious reasons with my accident) so hope you all have a good time.
what's on my mind? - thinking how good that tens machine is as just used it and can move a bit. Also wondering when I'm able to have some sexy fun, last time was ages ago and as the much beloved has not ravaged me for ages I think her indoors has either gone off it, got a bit on the side, or just being kind to me :twisted: :twisted:
oh yea - and thinking about maybe getting a new camera soon lol :lol:
and I'd like a pizza.
and I'd like a can of cider.
and I'd like an orgasm.
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family life will always get in the way sometimes kids get ill babysitters dont show family arrive unannnounced (n u cant say where u are going)one of you getting ill etc etc so its not just getting the meets organised its keeping to it without any problems :shock: how any of us get any meets sometimes is beyond me

yup we've found that too - plus being on shift work is a real pain in the ass. We look at this this way, if the person or couple understand the problem, then they could just be the right type for us.
Still, we'll keep trying as we believe one day we'll click with someone close to us.
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....
wouldn't put us off - and anyway, you can always 'come' in a soft swap situation if all agree beforhand. At end of the day, it's the being with friends that counts more.
Her indoors, bless her has bought me a tens machine for my back. Of course, being me, I immediately thought of how to use it on her naughty bits :twisted:
I've searchd the net, and cannot find anything specific on how to use it for sexy fun (well not so far lol).
So, the questions are: has anyone used one for sexy fun and where do you stick the tabs for the best sensations?
- and yes, we want to try it on me too, so the same questions for men please.
The misses, bless her, has bought me a tens machine to try out on my back - of course being me - I thought it may be nice to try on her naughty bits :twisted:
I've tried searching but there's loads of info on using the machine but nothing specific (least I've found none so far lol) on how and where to use it for sexy fun.
So, the question is: has anyone tried this and where do you stick the tabs on the female body?
And yes, before anyone asks - I want to try it on me too - so the same question for mens bits.
lol