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Help me here u guys!!! :cry: 
: Yesterday ,a friend and I had a good session. Bonding a bit, if u know what i mean? 
:wink: BUTTTTT! My weapon was strapped around his base and tightened to a state were he was as rigid as rigid gets and because of the release of emotion we seem to have overdone it?? A large bruise appeared at the base of him and has spread up too half of him. Will He be OK? What do i tell the wife?(she is not the friend in question)AND will the staff at casualty know wots wot > Any home remidies?LOL
: Yesterday ,a friend and I had a good session. Bonding a bit, if u know what i mean? :wink: BUTTTTT! My weapon was strapped around his base and tightened to a state were he was as rigid as rigid gets and because of the release of emotion we seem to have overdone it?? A large bruise appeared at the base of him and has spread up too half of him. Will He be OK? What do i tell the wife?(she is not the friend in question)AND will the staff at casualty know wots wot > Any home remidies?LOL :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: I know the words to this one? I think the site gets some unfair critisicm from us all and more from the press or is it the Media nowadays? I have been into this scene for a long time now and even in this liberated complex society of ours we still have idiots that like to take the piss! if u come onto this FREE site andexpect miracles you are bound to be has seen big changes to security since I first discovered it,but a lot of people visit like us and some are just out to have a giggle. I will not send a picture of myself to an email address, Partly because i do not no how but also because i am careful who i meet and etc etc. It is good to read about the pitfalls people come across and realise it is not just ourselves it happens to. I remember years ago a sex shop in Glasgow was in trouble with the local paper taking pics of people going in,a guy up the road started selling people are not into this scene and are still liable to condem us for our takes time to grasp responses to ads etc but I can now tell from the texts i get wether people are male/female/ac/dc etc and some of the one liners are from kids who cant even comprehend what this site is about? The best thing is to be safe and patient and sound off if you become frustrated?At least you can on this site!! Victorxxx!
It,s ok for sum but when u get 2 my age the mind becomes precious! All the mammaries of daze gone bi and when u see a challenge u try to rise to it ,as i have done on this occasion? offering advice in plane united kingdom and trying to simply staighten out a complex situation for the young couple in question, while maintaining political correctness. I THINK? Dead simple INNIT?
: Now forgive me BUT!!! Are u Bi curious enough that u want to fuck him as opposed to her,and yoothink your hermight be but isn,tsure wether she wants to fuckhis her, or are u going to ask him if he fancies fucking your her so you can fuck his her?I think your asking to much of me just a pheasant plucker and happy in my work. but if i were u id ask your her if she was still happy to let me fuck her while she makes up her mind wether she wants to fuck someone else???/ Yes indeedeee! It reminds me of that one about the Indian(native north american)boy whoasked big chief bull shitterhow he chose the childrens names? well he said, if i look and see an eagle soaring in the sky i call theboychild soaring eagle. if i look out and see a daisy blooming, i might call a girl child blooming daisy, and so on. tell me Two dogs fucking, why do you ask??? 
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I,m off to get the Teee Heee shirt to go with my Rug.
Be very careful!! Get yorself an escort u can trust!!!!! cpls have bother single girls ?????? if yoo really want to go somewere volenteer on here and look after u or and yor needs. BE CAREFULL>Been here a year and a half and never met anybody !!!! Wife thinks im addicted to the site and we are all a bunch of tossers? Had loads of emails from ad answers trying to sign me up for summit but NO SEX??? PITY FOR MARK I KNOW BUT HE CANT KEEP THE MEDIA OUT OR THE TITS ( sorry girl???)Even the local doggin sites have gone loopy or QUIET!! I KNOW FROM PAST EXPERIENCES AT SITES THAT SWINGERS ARE OUT THERE but how can we publiize them without the REDNECKS jumping on the bandwagon? I might pop back anon to post some more stories of my exploits and experiences over the years in the swingers stories. Wot to do at nites will be a problem? WOT THE >>>> do u give a toss any way? Turrah folks. KEEP YER PECKERS UP< I CANT STAND THE CRAPP ANY LONGER 
:doh: I,ve been looking for a new venture! How about a SWINGING DOGGING WAREHOUSE? drive in do wot u want and drive out? IF U DON,T SEE WOT U WANT U GET IN FREE NEXT TIME?? or summit like that? NOOOOOO! On second thoughts it wood be like Brands Hatch. BUT there again if i had a Filling station on site i cood sell sum petrol to the Boy Racers going round and round and round and round andround. It seems the word SEX has still a stigma attached andIt attracts lots of immature persons who are still ashamed of expressing their sexuallity in frank and open discussion. Come on keep this alive or will the 3 of us on this site for real let it peter out after 3 replies
REDNECKS??? 
Two of them last nite! NEWCASTLE!!! CITY OF CULTURE :welcome: Shining a LIGHT at MEEEE? and hurling abuse!!! atMEEEEE? 
Thanks to my PAST I was able to JUMP OUT 
Smash their headlights with my baseball BAT and INVITE THEM OUT FOR A DISCUSSION 
IF YOUR SERVICE VAN HAS A PROBLEM TODAY ?? BUGGER ME !! as I heard someone say :violin:
Two of them last nite! NEWCASTLE!!! CITY OF CULTURE :welcome: Shining a LIGHT at MEEEE? and hurling abuse!!! atMEEEEE? Thanks to my PAST I was able to JUMP OUT Smash their headlights with my baseball BAT and INVITE THEM OUT FOR A DISCUSSION IF YOUR SERVICE VAN HAS A PROBLEM TODAY ?? BUGGER ME !! as I heard someone say :violin: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I spent a pleasant hour and a half parked alongside a young couple last week and we were playing peek a boo? Two older men were happily parked some distance away waiting for Men! Suddenly this GITT in a Mobile Dice comes up and parks right in front of the young cpls car, gets out with his erection in his hand and starts wanking at the poor girl ,s window. He cums and runs back to his car and off he goes!!! OK. I know we are all a bit FUNNY???? but Manners maketh a Man? surely? When the poor girl insisted the young cpl LEFT!! who can blame them? PROBABLY, NEVER!!!!!!! to return. I could ask wot kind of civilised world we LIVE in But I Cringe at the behaviour of some MEN???
My dear? It depends how far you flung summit as to weather it is Far again, can we believe any measurements we see on here?so who nose? aboot Melrose? as for civilizationed me is pritty shoor it will be all thu more so after my visitation? HOWEVER! yoo seem confident I shall find sum interesting diversions from my labours and I look foreward to sum more Intelligance gathering information from agents on this site....--..... .. ----... ...---... :shock:
Am being posted to Melrose in Scotland to sort summit out! Any prospect of action in this far flung corner of the civilized world or must one commute to a metropulis nearby?Dogging is the preferred POISON .BUTT?? Chaps in the office sayed something about SHEEPishness BUTT I Need my wellies.. work!!Any randy Landladies looking for a lodger for5 months?
