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Ian
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Straight Female, 56
UK

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Quote by Tillie
Aint it a shame cocks dont have a CTRL + key :giggle:
Tils xxxx

And there was me thinking that growlers needed 'CTRL' 'MINUS'
bolt
Quote by amatuerman
Hi,
1. The ability to edit posts containing phone numbers/links posted in the main chat.

Clear chat
Warn the person not to do it again
If they persist, after a warning, feel free to kick and report to the ops for further investigation.
If you need time to edit something that shouldn't be there in the first place, everybody would have time to copy the info shown.
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Do you notice the weather and can it sometimes be a reflection of your mood?

I keep an eye on the wind. I've got quite a large amount of aluminium up in the air (ham radio antenna) and not wishing to cause any damage to it, I have to be prepared to lower some of the masts down if the wind speed picks up too high.
As for changing my mood. Not really, I would just be knackered afterwards.
Massive buffet at work.
Sandwiches, rolls (cobs, baps, barm cakes or whatever local term you use), foot long sausage rolls, crisps, chicken drumsticks, mini pizzas, mini quiches, donuts, profiteroles, vanilla slices.
:happy:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
The first thing to do tille is to ask to log the incident as an official complaint against the school
an official complaint iirc is the only thing that goes on a schools record as a minus and it looses it ability to boast a zero tolerance against bullying on the national points scheme

:thumbup:
Ensure that it reaches both the school's board of governors, and the local education authority. Schools always want to keep bullying incidents 'in house' so they will be very reluctant to discuss it to the above.
Also, remind the school that they have a duty of care towards your child and should any further incidents happen now that they have been notified, then they will have failed at this too.
Quote by iamsilence
I'm sorry if there's a thread for this already, but I couldn't find one.
I was just wondering if there was any way to search the rooms to find specific members, without moving between rooms.
We have a few friends on here that we like to chat to, and it's always nice to find them, but it'd be a lot easier if we could do a search for their names and find them that way.

Ahhh yes, that would be called 'stalking'. Can you guess why the option isn't currently available lol
Quote by Lizaleanrob
to all the mods and chatops
who keep the site running in there own free time

do they not get nothing in return then ??
abuse lol
Seriously, the countless hours we give to the site, we do of our own free will.
Quote by noladreams
So, for services to Munching, I say arise Dame Naughty of Wigan. :rose:

:thumbup:
Quote by flower411
So ....do you have a "yes" list for people on SH ?

I have a 'to do' list. lol
It's only got half a dozen ladies on it, most of them know, although some are remaining a little too elusive. banghead
Mrs HNK
Happy Birthday
I found your birthday wish list
:small-print:
OMFG You naughty woman smackbottom
ok, ok if you insist innocent
Hope you have a good one.
Ian xxxx
Can Dawnie & I come please.
(would need the address in pm please)
thanks xx
Quote by HugsnKisses
You can destroy me on the last day lol

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
150 days to go !
Quote by HugsnKisses
Following the world NOT ending last Saturday as predicted, Harold Camping has decided it will happen in October instead.
How shall we spend our last few months ? :twisted:

I've got an idea bolt
Quote by twos_company
next time chat breaks put it on the home page..

:thumbup:
Quote by twos_company
n what r the video tutorials?
Welcome to SH Chat. Capitals are rude! No web addresses! No email addresses! Click the green Help Button in the top right for in-chat help, or go to http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/help-centre/category.html?cat=24 for some video tutorials!

they are simple step by step video clips on how to do basic chatroom functions. Like how to put your cam on, how to see who's watching you etc etc. You'd be amazed the low level of some members I.T. capability.
Quote by twos_company
and
is this a correct score of who`s looking at the forum??

We can see a list of all users in all chatrooms, so a quick add up and yeah, pretty much. The forum normally has fewer people viewing. You can see the 'visible' ones at the foot of the forum home page. So again yes, pretty accurate.
Only thing with the counters is that they are not live, they are a snapshot taken every few minutes. So somebody who is 'online' may have just switched off.
Quote by Dawnie
chatroom ops and forum moderators do not belong to a company. We do not take peoples money. We are normal site members who just happen to have a few extra buttons and give up hundreds of hours of our spare time voluntarily.

Oh Ian, I didn't know you was a swinger :eeek:
:giggle:
I try to keep my hand in now and again.
Oh that sounds so wrong lol
Quote by minty32
This isn't just this morning - I haven't been able to get on since last night. This has a habit of occurring on a Friday night. Weekends are obviously the busiest times which would suggest that their server may be having problems handling large volumes of traffic.
They really need to get this sorted. The weekend is playtime for the majority of members and no chat facility is ridiculous.
Also somewhat concerning that no moderator has seen fit to comment on here and at least inform us of what is happening.

Moderators deal with forum issues, not chat issues, however I do appreciate your concerns and as I previously mentioned, Admin have been contacted and hopefully will resolve these problems.
We have no knowledge, Mods or Chat Ops, of what the problem is, only Admin have that capability.
thanks for your patience.
Mal
Not in any form of defence of the situation last night, but just to complete this picture. TEN of the chatroom ops were at the Xtasia social last night. Supporting the site in another way dunno
Personally, when we got home at 3:30 this morning, logging on to a computer was the last thing on our minds :rascal:
By the time we surfaced just before lunchtime, it looks as though normal service had been resumed. :thumbup:
Its no defence,or excuse,just a poor service. Your company take people's money and just casual dismiss their good enough!!!
chatroom ops and forum moderators do not belong to a company. We do not take peoples money. We are normal site members who just happen to have a few extra buttons and give up hundreds of hours of our spare time voluntarily.
Quote by Mal
This isn't just this morning - I haven't been able to get on since last night. This has a habit of occurring on a Friday night. Weekends are obviously the busiest times which would suggest that their server may be having problems handling large volumes of traffic.
They really need to get this sorted. The weekend is playtime for the majority of members and no chat facility is ridiculous.
Also somewhat concerning that no moderator has seen fit to comment on here and at least inform us of what is happening.

Moderators deal with forum issues, not chat issues, however I do appreciate your concerns and as I previously mentioned, Admin have been contacted and hopefully will resolve these problems.
We have no knowledge, Mods or Chat Ops, of what the problem is, only Admin have that capability.
thanks for your patience.
Mal
Not in any form of defence of the situation last night, but just to complete this picture. TEN of the chatroom ops were at the Xtasia social last night. Supporting the site in another way dunno
Personally, when we got home at 3:30 this morning, logging on to a computer was the last thing on our minds :rascal:
By the time we surfaced just before lunchtime, it looks as though normal service had been resumed. :thumbup:
If you type in your browser
swingingheaven.co.uk
you get redirected to the South African site
If you type
www.swingingheaven.co.uk
You reach the UK site.
I only know this cos I found the problem last night
Ian
Dawnie
Happy Birthday. I hope you like your prezzies
:inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:
Quote by Dave_W7
We're premier league, we're premier league, we're queens park rangers we're premier league!! I love everyone tonight! Xxxx

Tempted to bookmark this and bump it in 12 months time.
Maybe the whole team will be going down on you then :eeek:
Ian
ps knows very little of club football
Confirming for us two.
Can you also add dekandrose to the list please. They want to come as well
fanx xxx
Quote by Tillie
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling. redface

I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Ah... but did you get them from a person, animal, or object? :giggle:
bolt
Im now worried about animal, vegetable or mineral :bolt:
what category does the duracell bunny fall into lol
Many years ago, I was working in a marketing department, and my boss had to write a letter to the whole customer base (60,000 letters) explaining about the UK warehouse changing location.
My boss typed the letter in an early version of microsoft word. And introduced Mr X, the new warehouse manager. The problem was, he wrote 'wharehouse' which the auto spell check converted to 'whorehouse'.
So..... 60,000 letters told our customer base that Mr X was our whorehouse manager.
lol
Quote by amatuerman
Thanks Ian,
I'm seeking clarity here, not a definition of the AUP Rules.

May I ask if there is a specific experience you have that will then have any comment applied to it, or is this question seeking answers for 'future' knowledge
Quote by amatuerman
Not sure if this is the right place to post this.
1. If your passed the ownership of a room is there guidelines on being a room owner?
2. If a user is being offensive to cammers, should you warn them that their behaviour is not acceptable- say a 3 warning rule by whisper or can you kick them and report them to the ADMIN team?
Thanks.

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/user-rules.html
Opening rooms
No room names are to contain references to any activity that alludes to , or escort / paid sex interests.
You must not kick anyone unless a site rule is broken.
If you do not want people “Directing” then open a room with “No Directing” in the title.
You cannot kick someone from a room due to the colour of their skin, their geographical location, sexual orientation, their membership status or if they are not on cam. If, for example, you want a room for Couples only, you should make this a Private room with a password, so that entry is by invite only.
If I didn't seek a higher paid job as soon as I finished my apprenticeship I could have been granted freeman of the city. With all the ancient traditions that would grant me.
As my career has now greatly changed, the chances of gaining this status is highly unlikely.
Quote by Gufuncouple
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/shrep/settings/
Click on Disable

They asked how to leave shrep feedback, not how to stop leaving it. Disabling shrep maybe your prefered choice, but does not help the op.