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Jack47
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71

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Count me in please.... been ages since I I was at a munch
I'm cuddley.........or I would be if you could get your arms around me
I drive an Omega.... it means 'Last' in latin..but I usually find the ladies get worn out after 3 or 4 hours.......... wink
51 fat old git with a puss that would worry a rat.....6" manhood ( I just measured it)......married (God am I married,,, why do you think I come here?).
Would love to meet a lady for NSA fun and a bloody good laugh.
How honest is that......errrrrrrrr wonder if I get any takers ?
Jack47
my phone never rings :cry: so never get the chance to photograph a lovely lady..unless anyone out there wants to call that is lol

I was told I look like Harvey the white rabbit once .... or was it a white whale ?..naw must have been a rabbit cos I was shaggin at the time
It wasn't me !!!!!............. a big lad did it and ran away
Personaly I would have stuck the phone up his jacksey and left it on ring back....... but I hate mobiles anyway
Speaking as someone who is older than God, I intend to grow old disgracefuly......
Someone pass the duct tape I ran out of Viagra
Hang on !!!!!.......... I'm Jack........you lot trying to say I'm mental or sumthin confused
I think I resemble that inferance !!!....... DOAHHHH !
Winston Churchill............... he layed bricks for a hobby so he must be barking
Deffinately Dr Who even though ant and deck are geordies and went to school with my nice......... I actually think Dr who was marginaly funnier
I had a 7 seat Ford Galaxy 2 years ago..... 2.8 Ghia went like shit of a stick and really upset the boy racers at the traffic lights............ how embarassing being blown of by an old git in a people carrier,,,,,hehehehehe
Mine was a 1966 mini cooper s (british racing green with a white roof).... ahhh those were the days many a young lady saw sights they had never seen before (mostley the soles of their shoes in the wing mirrorrs!!! )
Hi Steph
Can you put my name down please....... this time I will take a bus !!!
Jack47
Have just comleted long and difficult negotiations with the baby sitter but I can now confirm I can definately make it to the munch,
Looking forward to seeing everyone
Jack47
Unfortunately it does seem that more and more meetings are being cancelled in this way, I have had it happen to me on several occassions even on this sight.
Can I suggest that you try and attend any of the munchies that are organised. I can recomend them as they are a great way to meet genuinley nice people who won't mess you about.

just got the insurance sorted this week hun....... didn't get any of the stuff back that was nicked unfortunately :cry:
Could I put my name down please Commando, I was at the Valentine munch and I have known Steph for a couple of years
Jack
Quote by Hi Jack, interesting approach - well, I'm sure you can't be as unsuccessful as me. I get told I'm a gentleman, maybe that's what's wrong, so here goes: I'm also gagging for a shag!

see what I mean..........the only one to answer is a bloke.......just my luck pmsl
still trying........ in desperation......... hopeful but optimistic desperation........ God I'm gaggin for a shag......... I'm desperate you hear DESPERATE !!!!
'you look really sexy in overalls.....when are you going to paint this ceiling'....... and who said women don't know how to manipulate men
errrrrrrrrrrr people actually meet once ???........... lucky buggers !
* thinks* maybe I really do look like a hobgoblin..... pas the slimfast QUICK ! confused
Bugger.... why do I always read these things the day fter the event !
it would have to be Bob Hoskins............... bugger someone pass the Slimfast
Thanks Steph and Vody had a great time right up till I went to move the car closer to Edens......... Found the window smashed and stuff nicked so spent 2 hours in the cop shop instead of Edens........ Just my bloody luck!
Oh well maybe at the next one sad