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Could you take my name off the list please, thank you.
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Quote by marmalaid
Tut tut, JonJon, you should know that the proper word is diastema

I'm not sure that makes it any less painful ;)
I think if you dial 222 (the number to set up voicemail in the first place) it'll sort you out. Failing that it's the 3 hour queue for customer services mad rolleyes
:shock: That's only 100 miles out of your way, give or take confused
They have SatNav systems for £200 in Aldi ;)
Quote by flapjackboy
She could also send the drive to a specialised data recovery firm. If she does that, depending on how good they are, nothing short of physical destruction of the drive will prevent the data from being recovered.

It's fairly unlikely that any divorce that's not into the millions would justify MFSTM :nerdsmiley: Even then the chances of recovering useful information are slim. The packages above are good enough for any realistic scenario smile
Landover might be kidding but
I wasn't going to see but this lot:
# 19 uses of the most foul of the foul words c**t ? In Bridget Jones ? Surely not confused
# sexual innuendo, repeatedly
# inappropriate touch
# camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
# animal copulation
# expressing joy for immoral sex, repeatedly
# talk of intercourse, repeatedly
# invitation to sex
# excessive breast exposure and/or cleavage, repeatedly
# below navel skin
# prostitution
# lesbian talk
# lesbian kiss
#Offense to God
suggests it's worth catching biggrin :twisted:

An alternative (and $10 cheaper) smile
The bad news is if she's really determined she could get the ISP logs sad
Not exactly a crap shag, but I can't be the only bloke to have had a foreskin - gappy teeth interface, can I ?
"why can I taste blood confused ? "
'why am I in fucking agony :shock: ?'
I think she was a little offended at being shoved out the way in my rush to check the damage...
Quote by Libra-Love
:twisted: Ah...so that will explain why some days my front bottom muzzles me back like a horse eating sugar cubes.

:shock: confused :idea: Nope, I still don't get it...
...Any chance of a demonstration ? :twisted:
Quote by fruity1976
Does it hurt or have any effects similar to giving blood??

To register all that's needed is a 10ml sample of your blood (less than is taken for most other routine blood tests). The National Blood Service would take this at one of their centres, the Anthony Nolan trust either at a recruitment clinic, or via a kit they send out for your GP or local hospital to take the sample. More details for AN and from the National Blood Service.
In light of Callista's sad news, a number of people have asked about becoming bone marrow donors. Having donated myself, I've gathered together some information and links.
Why is bone marrow needed ?
In order to cure Leukaemia it's necessary to destroy the patient's bone marrow using chemo or radiotherapy. Marrow from a healthy, matching donor is then tranfused into the patient's blood to replace it.
Can I become a donor ?
Maybe, you need to meet the normal requirements for blood doning, and also and attend a registration session, more details in the links at the bottom of this post.
Edit - It's come to my attention that the National Blood Service accept a slightly wider age range of donors than the AN Trust smile
I'm O Neg, can I donate directly to someone who needs bone marrow ?
No. If you decide to become a donor your details will join the databases held by the and/or the
Why not ?
It's important that the tissue being donated is a match to the patient or it will be rejected. A process called HLA (Human leukocyte antigen) matching, better known as tissue typing, has to be carried out to ensure a match. Your HLA profile will be recorded onto the donor databases, so that a match may be made with a patient in need.
What happens if I do become a donor ?
If and when your marrow is needed, one of two procedures, either a small operation using a needle to extract bone marrow from your pelvis, or, increasingly, a non-surgical procedure which extracts cells directly from your blood, will be used.
Thorough medicals are carried out before any procedure and the risks of donation are minimal.
There is further information on bone marrow doning on the website and the website.
Point taken about the message of the thread getting waylaid.
Quote by pendant
When are we going to wake up and do something about this?

I'd hazard a guess at never. There's no political, economic, or, locally, social advantage to helping the starving thousands of miles away. Fortunately there are aid organisations doing something, because there's very little chance of governmental interest in an issue that will not win votes mad
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Also, about the donor thing, there's not much up with my health so do you know how to go about becoming a donor? confused:

Oh no sad Sorry to hear this :(
I'll take the liberty of adding a couple of relevant links. If you can give blood you may well be able to register as a bone marrow donor.

Quote by little gem
Nor is it the way to think dancing in a fountain in Albert Square outside the town hall is in anyway good for one's health, esp the guys who pass and shout 'show us yer tits' and you oblige all too easily rolleyes

:idea: I think we may have met :shock:
And yes, beer+university climbers=height related hilarity (and occasional mild death)
Quote by fruity1976
have u tried yellow pages!?

Yes. That's how I found the people who couldn't do it :cry:
Good idea Scandal biggrin
I'm hoping that we have either some horseriders, or leather fetishists in our midst ;) Either way, does anyone know where I could get a very highly skilled repair carried out ?
It's for a vintage camera (no, really...) and, given the complexity of the repair, our local saddlers, camera repairers and cobblers have all said they won't touch it cry
Quote by celticq

and save it to your computer somewhere you can find it again

This is a vital part of the instructions - which is often missed out. As a result of which I've lost my pants.
My technical support answers don't usually have that effect :shock: But hey, whatever turns you on :twisted: biggrin
Quote by staffy1981
The car was damaged in the Tesco Car Park and the git aint left any insurance details!!!

BAR STEWARD mad:x:x
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Also I cant get a hire car as i have only been for 6 months!!

Been driving ? Bugger sad
OK, I'm out of ideas :( Good luck with it !
Quote by staffy1981
Cheers JonJon
I take it that i can resize any other pics I got with this as well?

Yes, but they'll all end up tiny. MS Paint can resize pics, there are instructions somewhere, if you do a search on pictures smile
I'm slightly confused.
1) Why isn't it coming off the insurance of the person who bumped you ?
2) Why will it stop you having a car if it's written off ?
The insurance will cover the finance, leaving you with neither car nor debt, then, assuming you've been making the payments, you can finance another car. In fact, the finance company will probably fall over themselves to encourage you to do just that.
If they do write it off (and you should probably encourage that) then you'll have the balance, if any, in your hands in a matter of days. If they don't, press the bodyshop hard for a hire car, which they should be able to charge to the insurers smile
Resize the pic with this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
and save it to your computer somewhere you can find it again
Go to your profile, find "Upload Avatar from your machine:"
Click "Browse" and find the picture you just saved
Click Open in the pop-up box, which will then close
Click Submit on the profile page
That should be it biggrin
Quote by pendant
Did you see "The Power of Nightmares" documentaries on BBC recently, JonJon?

I did smile I'm not sure that I ever doubted we were being lied to sad
Quote by pendant
On your other point, "New World Order" is a pretty generic term.

Unfortunately it's not. It is used by some people (including Gorbachev) to refer to the growing unity between East and West on political and economic issues, but if you hear a conspiracy theorist talking of it you can be reasonably certain that the 'global financiers' and 'European elite' (more euphemisms) are about to come up. There is a very widespread, and very alarming, given the lessons of history, belief in a Zionist conspiracy :(
Quote by Libra-Love
:twisted: Sorry Debs, no bets from me.
I'm still angry that there isn't any decent eye candy in the jungle for us girls :twisted:

Not even Brian Harvey ? :inlove: rolleyes
You can be prosecuted if the child is put at risk, it need not be harmed.
Quote by Libra-Love
:P JonJon, you pretty young thing you.
Fancy re-fueling the farrari and heading back down my way?
We could practice giving a fuck together :twisted:

:P
You mean the tatty Ford Focus has mysteriously transformed overnight ? Cool biggrin
That sounds a very good plan passionkiss ;)