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JustWantFun
2 months ago
Straight Male, 52
Straight Female, 46
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by Dan_Lexa

As long as it aint in my eyes i'm not really that fussed, oh and in my hair, dont like it in my hair coz i always feel like Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary

Oh Kat, the hair is most definitely special occasions only. Birthdays and anniversarieslol
In the hair is such a ball ache to wash out (pardon the pun)
It depends whose it is.
Mr JWF - anywhere he likes.
In a club I like a bukkake finish ?
I have a silver circle / ring necklace that Mr JWF won't let me wear cos he says people will think it's a cock ring & it's not very big.....
He says they'll think that's the size of his cock.
I say not everyone thinks like he does ?
I'd say at least they all got in touch even if only with crap excuses.....
It's the no-contact-no-shows that get our goat.
Especially when those concerned knew we had a hotel booked.
I have a ridiculous number of perfumes in my collection. I could never identify a favourite as I just couldn't pick one.
As far as aftershaves go, it's really important to me that a man smells good.
Again, there are numerous ones that I like, but my current favourite is One Million by Paco Rabanne.
Oh - the reason that smells & scents take us back in our minds and remind us of previous experiences / events is that the olfactory bulb (the bit of the brain that has the sense of smell) is very close (physically) to the hippocampus, where our memories are stored lol
I used to work with someone whose fiancé's surname was Whatmuff - she intended keeping her maiden name.
I also used to know someone called Bob Mycock lol
Actually, this reminded me of the episode of Friends, when they're having a competition as to the strangest place they'd ever had sex.
After hearing all the weird & naughty memories of each of the other 5 friends, Rachel wins the contest with her answer "the foot of the bed" lol
On the rocks at Land's End in the middle of the afternoon.
Against the wall of the outdoor stairs of the apartment block where we were staying in Tenerife. We thought we were being reasonably discreet until we went down to the bar, only to find that our silhouettes had been displayed on the wall by the spotlight on the ground.
Blow job while seated on a UAE flight to Australia.
I had a period of job seeking a couple of years ago and at one stage the advisor at the job centre suggested I take some of my qualifications off my CV.
I decided against this and at the next appointment saw a different advisor, raised this with him and he said he thought it was a bad idea and of course technically it's misrepresentation.
Anyway, not long after this I was approached by a temp agency, got a long term temp job that led to the permanent job that I have now. Had I amended my CV and removed qualifications / experience I would have probably ended up doing a job that wouldn't have suited me and quite possibly one that I wouldn't have wanted to make a permanent option.
As it is, I enjoy what I do - it's not exactly what I'm qualified to do but I don't want to go back to that anyway, hence the issue with my CV in the first place. I do use almost all of the skills I have from my previous jobs, just in a different area of healthcare.
As hard as it is to remain looking for work (and contrary to popular media stories I do think that most people want to work) I'm glad that I stuck to my guns and in time got a job that I enjoy and that stimulates me.
I watched it and I've posted it to my social networking site page.
I was thinking of buying an angora sweater actually and it's off my shopping list after watching this video.
I've signed the petition as well.
Thanks for bringing it to my (and everyone's) attention.
Quote by Too Hot
I have just skimmed through forums on here and other swinging and conventional websites. Almost every thread I browsed had posts that I found idiotic, mundane and/or mindless. After careful consideration I have self diagnosed myself officially as a grumpy old git.
For those of you who I abused in my mind as I read your postings I make no apologies.
I am now going to lick a lemon in the comfort of my own armchair.

While I agree with the sentiment of your post 100%, I think that with the advent of the internet and its forums and social media websites we're all increasingly in contact with the opinions, musings and arguments of a much broader range of people and a wider population than we ever have before.
It is for this reason that I don't class myself as a grumpy old git just because I find I disagree with said opinions etc... I just think that I wouldn't have heard those points of view 10 or 15 years ago because I wouldn't have come into contact (albeit virtual contact in these cases) with those people to hear the opinions etc.
Therefore I'm not a grumpy old git, I'm just disagreeing with things that I would never have had the chance to disagree with before.
I'm not sure that makes sense and I hope that I haven't come across as idiotic, mundane and / or mindless wink
Quote by Toots
In your case and the Daily Express, shame it wasn't the Dail Mail, that would of been worth a boycott.

Oh I so agree lol
We went to it yesterday - it was quite good actually, I do recommend it for next time it's on.
If you're just looking at what options there are in terms of motorhomes it's well worth it. We definitely came away with a much more formed and defined idea of what we might want to buy when the time is right for us to make that investment.
On the subject of you missing it cos of inaccuracies in information on the internet, Mr JWF once missed kick off at the footie cos the Daily Express reported the wrong time. He's never even touched that paper since and I think it was about 10 years ago....
Can I ask what puts her off waxing?
I didn't fancy it much either, but I bit the bullet so to speak many years ago & I wouldn't use any other method now.
It's quick, very effective & after the first couple of times relatively pain free.
I guess I would ask the same question in reverse.
If I were to engage in attempting to act out this fantasy, how might I know whether the handyman in question is game?
We've talked about doing something like this many times over the years.
The scenario would go something like this...
Mr JWF is out at work, I call an electrician / plumber or some other sort of professional handy man and I make a pass at him and see how far he would go.
What's stopped me is the thought of inappropriateness and causing offence. Sometimes, for a swinger, I can be a bit of a prude wink
Quote by noladreams
For me, it's about sexy, chilled people with open minds who are interested in sharing experiences. If someone judges me because I wear high-street clothes rather than designer ones then more fool them. rolleyes
Maybe I've misread your post, but I find the suggestion that 'quantity' (i.e. larger folk) are not 'quality' quite derogatory.

Also I have to say that I agree with this...
In the Trafford Centre there's a Primark concession in Selfridges... could be very confusing as you can buy Primark and carry it in a Selfridges bag.....
Seriously, I don't really think it's about appearance is it? I do think that things such as personal hygiene are important, but that's about respect for the other person.
Surely it's as the old adage says - it's all in the eye of the beholder....
Quote by mrandmrsmandm
Does a good game of rugby count? wink

Well if that's the one Mrs M means when she says she can't be disturbed because "the arms and legs are on telly now", I guess yes rotflmao
That's exactly the one I mean! :twisted:
Quote by Funlovers2009
For it to work for me, I would have to be playing with all the guys and then they cum all over me.

This is exactly how it's always happened when we've organised something that's resulted in bukkake. It's a finale rather than the main event if you know what I mean wink
My dad emigrated to Australia many years ago - he lived in Penrith, not far from Sydney. He tried to tempt me to move over there (when I was an adult - it's a long story and not for this forum but I didn't have contact with him for many years, so never visited as a child) but it was just too big a move for me / us.
If I could already have a life out there, without the trauma of leaving the UK and all that's familiar, I'd move to Australia in a heartbeat, but we're just not in a position to move so far away. Sadly my dad died so there's no real reason for me to go there now, but I'll always be thankful for my memories and hope one day to return, even if only for a visit.
Yes, they happen.... we've been to clubs and during the evening I've gathered a number of guys for fun with a bukkake finish. We even organised an event at a club once - that was pretty successful.
I have to say, I do enjoy it - it's the sense of satisfaction to make a number of men cum. Mr JWF likes to see it - cos it's so filthy naughty, so we both get something out of it.
I can understand why it's not for everyone though, it's a bit messy wink
I guess it depends on my mood, sometimes I'm feeling filthy and I want to go for it and sometimes I'm just not up for it lol
We used Loot. It was a pretty painful process if I remember correctly. Find an ad that interests you, phone the mailbox number, leave a message and wait for them to get back to you.
What I do remember is that we were never let down in those days, if a meet was arranged all parties would turn up as agreed.....
Quote by Paddy
I'd not bother advertising myself via a wristband, it appears 7946437 is more into encouraging others to sell them.

lol

I just clicked the link and the site is "suspended"...???
Sometimes I like the idea of a discreet sign so that we would know who might be up for a bit of naughtiness. It would make it a lot easier to have impromptu fun, however ........ in reality I wouldn't want to take the chance of advertising to the wrong people that I am / we are swingers. By "wrong" I mean people who might end up knowing other people we know, family, workmates / colleagues. My reasoning might sound a bit too "what if" and "if they know what it means, then they must be swingers too" etc (which isn't necessarily the case) and it could be said that the risks are tiny, but a tiny risk is still a risk.
So a 'no thanks' from me.